Abandon hope, all ye who enter here!
So women dot com (a site that makes me despair for my sex... their front-page news includes speculation about Lindsay Lohan's boob job and a 'to-do' list with entries like 'have more sex' and 'get a hot body') is having a poll... who is the sexiest man in music? Wank bait at its finest!

Enter the Grobanites, wankers at their finest. Helenadutoit discovers the poll, and since Josh Groban is on the list, she decides to make a holy quest out of it... fourteen pages of messageboard thread later, it's everybody's holy quest. Since the FoJG messageboard cannot be accessed without a $50 membership (don't you say a word), I took the liberty of uploading the pages to my own webspace for your perusal.

Page One - upon which Helena declares her quest with much misuse of the capslock key

Page Two - upon which Hamiltonfriend declares her dislike of 50 Cent and sallyjjrose has some sort of siezure

Page Three - upon which everybody spreads the word, and KaraokeQueen ponders Jimmy Wayne

Page Four - upon which Joni screams a whole lot

Page Five - upon which dramaqueen demonstrates that she cannot even spell 'Josh', but some admittedly very sexy photographs are posted (I can fangirl with the best of 'em, dammit)

Page Six - upon which KimmySwimmy and Joni do not seem to understand the idea of IP logging and there is much bump-upping.

Page Seven - upon which helenadutoit states that she doesn't need a 'life' if she can just vote for Josh all day.

Page Eight - upon which there is more bumpupping and sexy photographs.

Page Nine - more bumpupping and photos. Perhaps it's almost over...

Page Ten - upon which pecklyn finally notices that you can't actually vote more than once, Joni dismisses it, and ginnygo labours under the impression that Josh will (a) ever see the results of this poll and (b) remotely care.

Page Eleven - upon which there is bumpuppage and fangirlese.

Page Twelve - upon which shirleyma congratulates everybody for their dedication.

Page Thirteen - upon which somebody finally looks at something on that website besides the poll. But since the something in question is an article about Josh, the order of the universe is not disrupted.

Page Fourteen - upon which Barbee fails to read the very first post in the entire thread and there are many emoticons.

Page Fifteen - upon which yehamema declares war on the fans of Nick Lachey.

Page Sixteen - upon which people with long and colourful sig blocks sink into despair.