Current mood:

Fab!

Beatle wank (sadly no footage) O.o
Figured I'd bring some of the Originally Wanky Fandoms up here. And believe me, as far as splooge goes, Beatle fans just might have invented it. I wasn't even there to see it first-hand, but the stories man... Plus the fact that some fans can still go blind from the self-pleasuring after so many years. It's a thing of beauty. ~~Unless it's the Old Skool wankers going blind, with their hairy palms and scary Beatle-cut comb overs...~~

Rambling aside, I was browsing the McCartney fan forums, and came across this exercise of hypocrisy and "interesting" debate. Warnings for sometimes very annoying signatures.

The short version for the lazy (because I am generous):
Random Fan1: OMG I found Paul bashing when I googled for "I hate yoko"!!! TEH PAIN!
Random Fans2&3: Umm, dude, hypocricy much?
One fan or two: OMG I HATE HER TOO!
Other fans: That's so not cool. And let's just ignore the Yoko issue plz~!

And then two board members start arguing back and forth but the damn jizz is in my eyes and I can't discern what they're trying to say anymore...

Incidentally, the OP doesn't make a peep.

Of course, if you follow the links to the offending site, there's a nice bit of juicy splurt too.

Extra offer: No fandom is complete without the Wacko Nutties and conspiracy theories and psychics, right? Look no further. Beware of the freaky pop-up flash. I don't know whether to be amused or afraid. *cries*

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	llama_treats 2004-05-29 01:08 am UTC (link)
	You mean there's someone out there who doesn't hate Yoko?! boggle! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	rinoared 2004-05-29 01:16 am UTC (link)
	Actually, yes. As much as it may amaze. Although it all got so clear when I found out that the maintainer of the biggest Yoko fan pages was DUNDUN Finnish! Not me though. It's a big Scandinavian conspiracy. Next thing you know there's going to be a "Imagine" collection of Ikea goods. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	llama_treats 2004-05-29 02:13 am UTC (link)
	Next thing you know there's going to be a "Imagine" collection of Ikea goods. I wouldn't mind that as long as Yoko doesn't sing the jingle. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	teratologist 2004-05-29 04:06 am UTC (link)
	clears throat meaningfully (Reply to this)(Parent)

	shoiryu 2004-05-29 05:19 am UTC (link)
	My only issues with Yoko stem from the way she treats Julian. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rinoared 2004-05-29 09:27 am UTC (link)
	You mean like, pre-1980 or more recently? Because I'm interested. chants no-i'm-not-obsessed (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tekenduis 2004-05-29 02:17 am UTC (link)
	the rant was outrageous - it was pretty much pure fabrication and totally disrespectful. This is an outrage! Here I was looking for God's Own Truth and respectful opinions when I typed "I hate Yoko" into google. This drivel doth hurt mine eyes! I demand a recount! (Reply to this)

	sam42 2004-05-29 02:33 am UTC (link)
	cries My first fandom. I cannot even escape their wank. (Reply to this)

khym_chanur
2004-05-29 04:20 am UTC (link)

Bah, that's nothing! Didn't you know that Steven King shot John Lennon? By order of Reagan and Nixon?

I actually talked to this guy in person (he had a van covered with "evidence" for his theory), and he said that King's novel Fire Starter was a piece of the evidence. "Bwuh?" you might be thinking? Well, see "pyrokenetic" equals "fire", which equals "burning gunpowder", which equals "gunshot"; yep. Genuine, vintage Crazeh, standing less than a foot from me.

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	princessdot 2004-05-29 05:22 am UTC (link)
	Bwahaha! He's the first thing I thought of when I saw this! He's gotten really good at getting on the air with talk radio in the Bay Area. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tekenduis 2004-05-29 05:45 am UTC (link)
	I.. ... There are no words. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	smo 2004-05-29 08:19 am UTC (link)
	Also, if you read Cujo backwards, it says, "Wank me off, dead man." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tekenduis 2004-05-29 08:40 am UTC (link)
	splort (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rinoared 2004-05-29 09:40 am UTC (link)
	This is one of the genuine OMGWTFBBQ???! -moments. boggle (Reply to this)(Parent)

hystericalblond
2004-05-29 10:01 pm UTC (link)

No, no, man. It was the evil writer inside Stephen's head, which came to life without ol' Stephen knowing about it and got pissed because Stephen wasn't writing what he wanted Stephen to write and....

Wait. I'm using two different books in that one, ain't I?

Dude. If Stephen can be blamed for some kid shooting up his classroom, then why not blame him for John Lennon? Because we all know that Stephen's just one seriously fucked up serial killer who uses his books to put people under his spell and make them kill and if you'll excuse me now, there's a pair of dead twins at my door and blood on the walls. Ciao.

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	khym_chanur 2004-05-29 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	Whoa, a kid shooting up his classroom blames it on Steven King? Or is this one of King's novel's? <confuseled> (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

hystericalblond
2004-05-31 01:02 am UTC (link)

No, that actually happened. Years ago. I don't remember where. Kid read that story (it was under the Richard Bachman pen-name) about a kid who held his algebra class hostage. So this kid (the real life one) takes a gun to school and starts shooting, then blames it on the story. Nevermind that there was only two shots fired in the story, and none of the kids in the classroom died. And nevermind the fact that it was a STUPID ASS EXCUSE FOR KILLING PEOPLE.

Frankly, I loved the story. Now, if only I could remember the title of it.

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	Re: I like ENT... sewingmyfish 2004-06-05 05:47 am UTC (link)
	a bit late but Rage (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sarajayechan 2004-05-29 06:17 am UTC (link)
	The Beatles and Yoko = The original "OMG WE HATE HER CUZ SHE CAME BETWEEN TEH HOT GUYZ!!!" fight. (Even if it wasn't a girl coming between a gay relationship, it's still the same kinda principle.) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	are you a mod or a rocker? lolibot 2004-05-29 06:38 am UTC (link)
	she came between brain epstein and john, apparently. harhar. what a silly fandom! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: are you a mod or a rocker? sarajayechan 2004-05-29 06:42 am UTC (link)
	I'm only 21 so all I know of the Beatles' history is what I read in books and such. XD;;; ...And now I'm wondering if fandom wanking existed back in the days long before the internet. ... pictures people wanking about The Honeymooners X_X;;; SCARY thought. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	smo 2004-05-29 08:20 am UTC (link)
	giggles obscenely at your icon (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lolibot 2004-05-29 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	oh, mozart! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rinoared 2004-05-29 09:44 am UTC (link)
	Har har, I was just thinking about that before I wrote this up! It's pretty amazing how much in common there is to the modern yaoi/slash fandom and the Beatlemania of yore. Just think about it: Four cute boys who sing about holding hands and make interesting jokes about marrying each other... Beatles, The Slash Before Slash. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sarajayechan 2004-05-30 12:33 am UTC (link)
	Yep. XD (That so needs to be an icon.) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	suzywongdress 2004-05-30 05:26 am UTC (link)
	Icon worship. (Reply to this)