Beatle wank (sadly no footage) O.o
Figured I'd bring some of the Originally Wanky Fandoms up here. And believe me, as far as splooge goes, Beatle fans just might have invented it. I wasn't even there to see it first-hand, but the stories man... Plus the fact that some fans can still go blind from the self-pleasuring after so many years. It's a thing of beauty. Unless it's the Old Skool wankers going blind, with their hairy palms and scary Beatle-cut comb overs...

Rambling aside, I was browsing the McCartney fan forums, and came across this exercise of hypocrisy and "interesting" debate. Warnings for sometimes very annoying signatures.

The short version for the lazy (because I am generous):
Random Fan1: OMG I found Paul bashing when I googled for "I hate yoko"!!! TEH PAIN!
Random Fans2&3: Umm, dude, hypocricy much?
One fan or two: OMG I HATE HER TOO!
Other fans: That's so not cool. And let's just ignore the Yoko issue plz~!

And then two board members start arguing back and forth but the damn jizz is in my eyes and I can't discern what they're trying to say anymore...

Incidentally, the OP doesn't make a peep.

Of course, if you follow the links to the offending site, there's a nice bit of juicy splurt too.

Extra offer: No fandom is complete without the Wacko Nutties and conspiracy theories and psychics, right? Look no further. Beware of the freaky pop-up flash. I don't know whether to be amused or afraid. *cries*