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	sajasma 2004-05-29 03:32 pm UTC (link)
	"WWJD? Nothing, he's dead." God, that made me spew my coffee. AHAHHAHA. I want an icon of that so bad. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dikaios 2004-05-29 03:54 pm UTC (link)
	I'm strangely okay with the fact that I'm going to hell now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sajasma 2004-05-29 04:30 pm UTC (link)
	hands you first born child and then promptly dies from teh funneh (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dikaios 2004-05-29 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	Woo! I'm doing the Achilles - "First rule of Trojan Horse is, YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT TROJAN HORSE!" one next. That one's just too good. gives you mouth to mouth ~~with tongue~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	littlest_lurker 2004-05-30 02:01 am UTC (link)
	Brilliant! Mind if I snag it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: dikaios 2004-05-30 03:49 am UTC (link)
	Go right ahead. :) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	nicolae 2004-05-29 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	I like the person who said it was a waste of internet. (Reply to this)

	plazmah 2004-05-29 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	I Love Jesus. I am 76, and Jesus is with me spirtually and mentally. When I do something wrong, I get out the brown leather belt and pretend that Jesus is whipping me, not the call girl that is really doing it. dies of laughter (Reply to this)

jaseroque
2004-05-29 07:54 pm UTC (link)

"Getting back to the subject at hand... Jesus isn't responsible for global warming; he drives a camel, whose emissions, while very harmful to humans, are relatively benign to the ozone layer. The deity most at fault is clearly Helios, whose flaming chariot gets approximately four miles to the gallon. And keep in mind that he drives it around THE ENTIRE PLANET every day, at a distance of 92,000,000 miles. That's a daily trip of just over 578,052,560 miles, for a grand total of 144,513,140 gallons of gas per day. Blame is also assigned to Vulcan, whose forge releases millions of gallons of CFC's into the atmosphere every hour."

I like this wank. So much.

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	restlesshands 2004-05-29 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	This wank gets a shiny gold star for appealing to the mythology nerd in me. Also, obviously Helios no longer drives a chariot, but an SUV. Hey, even gods have to move with the times. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jaseroque 2004-05-29 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, of course. Because nothing says power like an SUV. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kijikun 2004-05-29 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	And I'm quite sure Zeus has a H2 (Reply to this)(Parent)

	porphyria 2004-05-30 02:59 pm UTC (link)
	Look! Over there! It's soccer mom Athena! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	restlesshands 2004-05-30 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	But...Athena...doesn't spawn. And...owie, my brains. I'm more inclined to think "Soccer Mom Aphrodite" You know, one of those poncy, rich soccer moms that show up in those damned matching sweat suit thingies, with bleach-blond hair, a cell phone, and a bitchy attitude. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	porphyria 2004-05-31 02:38 am UTC (link)
	Ooh, yeah... Aphrodite the trophy wife. She'd be married to a rich surgeon who could buy her meaningless things and give her free nose jobs. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2004-05-30 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	You know it has descended into wank when the phrase "Your a retard" heads one of the comments. laurelin_kit (www.livejournal.com/users/laurelin_kit) (Reply to this)