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Erik ([info]erik) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-06-01 19:21:00


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Annnd bringing you your regular dose of Rammstein wankage is, as always, the Herzeleid.com Forum.

Wingaershek has looked up translations of lyrics and is mildly disturbed. Not about all the incest, necrophilia, rape, and pedophilia, you realize--it's the hermaphrodites and casual sex that really bug hir.

The forum rolls its collective eyes and goes about its business. But wingaershek feels compelled to keep posting... and posting... and double-posting... and insisting that s/he's being attacked. From there the wank is hard and fast, touching on everything from politics to autism to mods yelling "Shut the fuck up back there, kids, or I'm pulling over and we'll never get to Grandma's!" All in the concise space of three pages, whoopee.


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[info]darkvalkyrie
2004-06-02 02:59 am UTC (link)
it's the hermaphrodites and casual sex that really bug hir.

Dude, what's her gripe? "Zwitter" and "Rein Raus" are the best songs ever. <3

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(Anonymous)
2004-06-02 03:13 am UTC (link)
I don't know... I think Nebel is my favorite from that album.

...That's awfully silly, though. Oh, no, they sing about sex and hermaphrodites; I hate them now. (She's a Bush supporter. That explains a lot.)


Anonymouse
(vanswingedangel on LJ)

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[info]erik
2004-06-02 03:26 am UTC (link)
Pssssh, Ich Will kicks all their asses. Although Zwitter is a damn good song too.

And what really boggles me is, why hermaphrodites? Has she just not listened to the first two albums? If casual sex and hermaphrodites offend her, she's gonna be in for a shock the first time she listens to Heirate Mich. Or Spiel Mit Mir. Or... virtually anything that's not on Mutter.

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[info]skarrow
2004-06-02 05:08 am UTC (link)
Isn't Feuer Frei about sex, too? I mean, the lyrics are all fire and stuff, but..

...has she not READ Heirate Mich or what? Did she miss Tier, completely?

Durr. I confused.

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[info]iczer6
2004-06-02 09:07 pm UTC (link)
has she not READ Heirate Mich or what?

Dude I never heard of this band before and I was able to understand the gist of most of their songs.

And yeah 'Marry Me'is pretty goddamned disturbing.


Icz

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[info]sukeban
2004-06-02 10:25 am UTC (link)
You forgot Bestrafe Mich :P

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[info]smo
2004-06-02 04:47 pm UTC (link)
D'AWWWWWWWWW CHIBI SANZO. *fangirls your icon*

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[info]ellensmithee
2004-06-02 12:38 pm UTC (link)
Actually, the lyrics are really, excruciatingly badly translated - the translation of Du hast really had me rolling my eyes. And some of them feel like the person started and couldn't be bothered to finish because OMG I don't know that word!!!11111!11! So I doubt a professional translator had anything to do with the translations, they look really amateur to me.

Still, those songs are pretty lame in comparison with some of the others, like Spiel mit mir. Some of the comments (about Rammstein making fun of hermaphrodites or the comment about their hearts not beating left) in the thread show a complete lack of understanding of the band and of the German cultural context - unsurprising, though, considering the language barrier and the bad translations.

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[info]erik
2004-06-02 02:37 pm UTC (link)
Even with the crappy translations, even when I was a little teenygoth who didn't speak a word of German, even though I frequently miss nonliteral meanings... the point of songs like "Rein Raus" and "Zwitter" was always perfectly clear to me. You don't really need a professional translation or German cultural context to understand the lyrics, you just need a brain, and perhaps more than a cursory glance at the lyrics. No idea where the hell she's getting this egocentrism she keeps blabbering about.

And you're mostly right about the translations. Jeremy, the eternally wanky webmaster of Herzeleid.com, was just doing them for shits and giggles when he made the site, but now he's been hired by Rammstein's management to run the official site. God help us.

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[info]ellensmithee
2004-06-02 03:13 pm UTC (link)
I didn't mean the ones at Herzeleid.com. I haven't seen those and I have no problems with fan translations, more power too him. I meant the ones on the CDs *themselves*, that someone ostensibly paid for. Those are atrocious, especially since whoever did them tried to be "poetic" and didn't bring across what was actually being said in some of the songs.

And it's true, with most of the songs you get the general gist. The translation of Du hast on the CD really gets on my nerves.

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[info]skarrow
2004-06-02 07:09 pm UTC (link)
Those are atrocious, especially since whoever did them tried to be "poetic"

Am I the only one who's ever pictured Till sitting in front of a writing desk with a rent-assunder German-to-English dictionary, swearing about how English just doesn't rhyme?

I didn't mean the ones at Herzeleid.com.

*open mouth, insert two cents* I don't actually think those ones suck.. too literal, sometimes, but they're at least thorough.

As for our OP: I particularly love how she took that line about the elephant in the eye of the needle as egotism, not.. yanno.. a metaphor. Because there aren't any other metaphors in that song, not at all.

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[info]erik
2004-06-02 11:41 pm UTC (link)
Oh, god, those. *headdesk* I thought you were referring to the general clunkiness of Jeremy's translations, but the 'poetic' versions are so much worse. Granted, the English version of Engel has some decent lines, but they're not translations.

I think I've blocked the English version of 'Du Hast' from my memory to spare myself the trauma.

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[info]anu
2004-06-02 10:07 pm UTC (link)
Any way I could get my paws on some MP3s of thier stuff?

Pretty please?

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[info]skarrow
2004-06-02 10:15 pm UTC (link)
Don't IM me (Tejarik on AIM, sonra_jihad@hotmail.com on MSN), I certainly don't have them all and the ability to filesend them.

Wink. Nudge.

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[info]anu
2004-06-02 10:32 pm UTC (link)
*grin*

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(Anonymous)
2004-06-03 01:59 am UTC (link)
ROFLMAO.

Yes, that would be the sort of shit I ran screaming away from. (But I'm a little sad that Jeremy has gone on to bigger things because *goddamn* could he come up with the slamming put downs.)

Too bad y'all never visted the "Ich Will" forums. Now that was WANK.

~Kady Mae~

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(Anonymous)
2004-06-04 01:48 am UTC (link)
I used to be a member of Ich Will until I got fed up with Mutti's antics and left. The forum was okay, although it was extremely onesided. I mean, how many times do you want to hear that Till's greying chesthair is sexy?

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[info]eilan
2004-06-03 03:29 pm UTC (link)
*headdesk*

When will people stop singing Rammstein's songs and then suddenly realising that it's in another language and then be offended when they look them up...

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[info]skarrow
2004-06-03 06:13 pm UTC (link)
As soon as people stop saying Tool's "Die Eier von Satan" is a satanic or nazi-chant song.

(I've walked around campus singing R+ songs at the top of my lungs-- just.. not.. the really fun dark or explicit ones. Knowing the difference is fun.)

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[info]apoplexia
2004-06-03 07:32 pm UTC (link)
Pffft! Everyone knows Satan's a Warmduscher.

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[info]bishounenhuntrs
2004-06-05 01:48 pm UTC (link)
As soon as people stop saying Tool's "Die Eier von Satan" is a satanic or nazi-chant song.

Huh? Who says that? Are they total idiots? *boggle*

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[info]skarrow
2004-06-05 06:58 pm UTC (link)
Well, yeah. That's the point. The fans thought it was satanic, they raved, their parents thought it sounded like a nazi chant, they panicked...

But at least it was a good brownie recipe.

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[info]bishounenhuntrs
2004-06-08 06:34 pm UTC (link)
But at least it was a good brownie recipe.

I never read a translation of the song, so if that's what it really was this is the first I've heard of it.

I'll always love 'The cries of the carrots', though. *grin*

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