Annnd bringing you your regular dose of Rammstein wankage is, as always, the Herzeleid.com Forum.

Wingaershek has looked up translations of lyrics and is mildly disturbed. Not about all the incest, necrophilia, rape, and pedophilia, you realize--it's the hermaphrodites and casual sex that really bug hir.

The forum rolls its collective eyes and goes about its business. But wingaershek feels compelled to keep posting... and posting... and double-posting... and insisting that s/he's being attacked. From there the wank is hard and fast, touching on everything from politics to autism to mods yelling "Shut the fuck up back there, kids, or I'm pulling over and we'll never get to Grandma's!" All in the concise space of three pages, whoopee.