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Kika ([info]darkvalkyrie) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-06-03 16:54:00
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Current mood:energetic
Entry tags:karthur strikes again!

You know, just when you think fans can't get any more batshit.
Suikoden wank update: Dude, someone fetch me some latex gloves and a squeegee already before we drown in the spooge.



(OH, fucking PLEASE! You need a history lesson. You bash every gay fic you can just because it's gay! HOMOPHOBES! KKK, Nazi, whatever, you all hate homosexuals! So FUCK YOU! Do I have to be black, jewish, AND queer to prove the point? SCREW YOU!!!!! Harrassment is harrassment, in one form or another. And fucking HELLO, it's illegal for the KKK to commit murder. But they're allowed to get together and we know WHY--to bash GAYS, among other groups, and let out their hatred "peaceably" and without the murder. So...yeah, fuck you again.)



Fandom law violations AND het-versus-slash wank, all in one jizz-covered place. I shed a tear.

Someone get me a "Bitch, please" icon. Stat.


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[info]smo
2004-06-04 01:06 am UTC (link)
Do I have to be black, jewish, AND queer to prove the point?

Er... speaking as a Member of the Tribe, the rest of y'all can have her.

And hello, Godwin's Law much?

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[info]darkvalkyrie
2004-06-04 01:12 am UTC (link)
I don't know. I think I'm more amused by the "we have to take this shit to ff.net the streets, yo!" tone of it all. Because a small group of random people on the internet has RUINED HIS HOBBY BY BEING EBIL STAKLURZ OMGWTF.

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(no subject) - [info]charmian, 2004-06-04 03:30 am UTC

[info]gaisce
2004-06-04 01:16 am UTC (link)
But [the KKK are] allowed to get together and we know WHY--to bash GAYS, among other groups

I'm sure all the black people who ever have had burning crosses on their lawns thank you for that addendum.

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[info]pyratejenni
2004-06-04 02:27 am UTC (link)
Completely off-topic -- can I steal your RGU icon? Please, please?

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(no subject) - [info]gaisce, 2004-06-04 07:05 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-06-04 01:23 am UTC (link)
This young man has played violin all his life. One day, he comes across a revered master in a park. He asks the master if he can play for him, so he can find out whether or not he's destined to play for a living. The master agrees, and after listening only a moment, he says, "You lack the fire."

Several years later, they meet again. The young man tells the master how his life has turned out differently, how he's become an accountant, and that, while he's missed playing the violin, he decided it was for the best. But he wants to know, what did the Master hear in his work that told him he lacks the fire?

"Oh, that. I didn't listen to you play. I tell everyone that."

"What? But... but I could have been a legend! My whole life could have been different and--"

"My dear boy," the master replies, "If you had the fire, you would have ignored me, and gone on playing."

I suppose it is far easier to blame Nazis and KKK for the inability to write than one's self. There IS a reason they're Hollywood's stock villains after all.

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[info]kijikun
2004-06-04 01:30 am UTC (link)
That is a very good story.

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[info]deoridhe
2004-06-04 05:18 am UTC (link)
I like this... maybe repost it in [info]fw_fairytales? I think it's open to anon comments. If not, let me know and I'll repost it for you. I likes.

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(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2004-06-05 06:21 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-06-05 09:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkvalkyrie, 2004-06-07 06:51 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-06-04 01:30 am UTC (link)
To those trying to talk to this guy:
DON'T.
Reason does not exist in his world.
Hell, his world doesn't really seem to exist.
How is one male, gay, and have a girlfriend?
Does that make sense? No.

Plus, if he had any sense in his head, he wouldn't be putting her picture up on his journal. Ugh. Please. The little name explosions are a nice touch, too.

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[info]snarl
2004-06-04 01:54 am UTC (link)
How is one male, gay, and have a girlfriend?

Lots and lots and lots and LOTS of lube.

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(Anonymous)
2004-06-05 03:45 am UTC (link)
How is one male, gay, and have a girlfriend?


The link was loading too slow for me so I didn't actually look at it, but from the quote it sounded like the person said he was "queer." We bisexuals are "queer" too, so yes -- a male queer can have a girlfriend.

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[info]snarl
2004-06-04 01:35 am UTC (link)
Someone get me a "Bitch, please" icon. Stat.

Not quite "bitch, please", but it is on-topic.

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[info]darkvalkyrie
2004-06-04 01:49 am UTC (link)
That icon is love. <3

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(no subject) - [info]snarl, 2004-06-04 01:53 am UTC

meshou
2004-06-04 01:48 am UTC (link)
/But I think if we all put ALL of our fics back on ffnet, YOU are the ones who would be completely run over/

For some reason, this put me in mind of that Inspector Gadget where the badguy is getting away on a helicopter and shouting "MAD? You call me MAD?! When I unleash my Viktor/Gremio onto the world, and the land is covered by the gnawed remains of the fanpoodles' victims, it is YOU who will be MAD!!! HAHAHAHAAH!"

That was a great episode.

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This has nothing to do with your post.
[info]aruru
2004-06-04 02:14 am UTC (link)
Mmm, Viktor. ♥


(I fixate on specific words in a sentence easily, couldn't you tell?)

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Re: This has nothing to do with your post. - [info]mooncalf, 2004-06-04 03:00 am UTC
Re: This has nothing to do with your post. - [info]onewingedhyu, 2004-06-04 07:02 am UTC
Re: This has nothing to do with your post. - [info]onewingedhyu, 2004-06-04 07:01 am UTC
Re: This has nothing to do with your post. - [info]snarkbunny, 2004-06-04 08:40 am UTC

[info]charmian
2004-06-04 03:28 am UTC (link)
That javascript effect is rather irritating.

However, the suikosnarkers seem to be taking this thing too damn seriously themselves (see the letter on that site). Who the heck cares whether people who know jack about Suikoden are entertained? What is there to understand?

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[info]darkvalkyrie
2004-06-04 03:43 am UTC (link)
Like I've said before, it's wanky on both sides. The difference is that except for a few people, most of the [info]suikosnark members content themselves with pointing and laughing. It makes all the overwrought rage that much more hilarious.

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(no subject) - [info]charmian, 2004-06-04 03:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkvalkyrie, 2004-06-04 03:52 am UTC
Point taken! - (Anonymous), 2004-06-04 04:37 am UTC
Re: Point taken! - [info]selene_avis, 2004-06-04 05:18 am UTC
Re: Point taken! - (Anonymous), 2004-06-04 05:54 am UTC
Re: Point taken! - [info]selene_avis, 2004-06-04 06:04 am UTC
Re: Point taken! - (Anonymous), 2004-06-04 06:24 am UTC
Re: Point taken! - [info]selene_avis, 2004-06-04 06:41 am UTC
Re: Point taken! - (Anonymous), 2004-06-04 07:47 am UTC
Re: Point taken! - [info]selene_avis, 2004-06-04 05:51 pm UTC
Re: Point taken! - (Anonymous), 2004-06-04 08:43 pm UTC
Re: Point taken! - [info]selene_avis, 2004-06-04 09:42 pm UTC

[info]ereshkigal
2004-06-04 03:47 am UTC (link)
*resists the urge to go on a reviewing spree in the Suiko category on ff.net* Sometimes it's so hard to ignore the inner troll... and sometimes not. *trots off to watch Law & Order* Mmmm, Sam Waterston~

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[info]charmian
2004-06-04 03:56 am UTC (link)
I urge you not to do this. A while back, I decided to indiscriminately read fic in the Suikoden section. (Don't ask. Masochism)

I was supposed to finish reading about thirty more, but I find it difficult to continue. :P

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(no subject) - [info]ereshkigal, 2004-06-04 04:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]speshulduck, 2004-06-04 10:11 am UTC
THIS JUST IN!
[info]snarl
2004-06-04 04:25 am UTC (link)
The OP decides to pull out some of his fictionpress reviews:


Okay, this is STILL my blog, to the best of my knowledge, so I don't think it would be too terribly vain of me to post a couple of my reviews for some of my gay stories. These reviews came from "Love Before First Sight," found here.

*My gosh...I love this story with a *PASSION*. It's vey well-written and the plot is so interesting and unique! I really hope you continue this - it's absolutely wonderful.

**This story is just great! The plot is just so orginal exciting ... I was sitting on the edge of my chair throughout the entire thing!! This story is so unique .. I don't think I've ever read anything like it... I LOVE THIS! I love the hidden suspense and I love the small little things that you add in to make the whole chapter beautiful and sparkling. (Which reminds me, you are leaving me in a dreadful cliffhanger.). I just NEED to know what happens next!!

***I LOVE THIS STORY!! I wanted to cry, it's so sweet and romantic, and you did a great job with the characters. I read the whole story as fast as a I could, I was addicted to it! PLEASE write more!! By the way, I think this is a great plot line, very original.

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Re: THIS JUST IN! - [info]charmian, 2004-06-04 04:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarl, 2004-06-04 04:51 am UTC
Re: - [info]charmian, 2004-06-04 04:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarl, 2004-06-04 05:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2004-06-04 05:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pirotess, 2004-06-04 07:03 am UTC
Re: THIS JUST IN! - [info]darkvalkyrie, 2004-06-04 04:57 am UTC
Re: THIS JUST IN! - [info]charmian, 2004-06-04 05:00 am UTC
Re: THIS JUST IN! - [info]darkvalkyrie, 2004-06-04 05:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarl, 2004-06-04 05:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarl, 2004-06-04 05:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkvalkyrie, 2004-06-04 05:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mooncalf, 2004-06-04 05:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkvalkyrie, 2004-06-04 06:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sam_chan, 2004-06-04 07:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarl, 2004-06-04 06:10 am UTC
Oopsie? o.O - [info]beccastareyes, 2004-06-04 09:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarkbunny, 2004-06-04 09:38 am UTC
Re: THIS JUST IN! - (Anonymous), 2004-06-04 09:48 pm UTC
Bitch, Please
[info]deoridhe
2004-06-04 05:21 am UTC (link)
Someone get me a "Bitch, please" icon. Stat.

*complies with order, but is not entirely stat*

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[info]snarkbunny
2004-06-04 08:38 am UTC (link)
Why yes, Izzy has it absolutely right! I hate gays! I hate people who make my favorite Suikoden characters gay! Die, gay-lovers!

...

*hides her own silly Viktor/Flik yaoi and the Geddoe/FC/Sana/Wyatt PWP*

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[info]psychofangirl
2004-06-04 09:25 am UTC (link)
I think she'll need more than a "Bitch, Please". I think, no fuck that, I KNOW that she needs some nails and wood.

My god...

Didn't she say she didn't CARE? And how the fuck can people who poke fun at fics cause someone to hate a GAME? Yikes.

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(no subject) - [info]psychofangirl, 2004-06-04 09:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarkbunny, 2004-06-04 09:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]psychofangirl, 2004-06-04 09:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarkbunny, 2004-06-04 09:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]psychofangirl, 2004-06-04 09:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarkbunny, 2004-06-04 10:11 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-06-04 04:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]msmanna, 2004-06-05 05:39 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-06-05 05:07 pm UTC

[info]schtroumph_c
2004-06-04 05:34 pm UTC (link)
it's illegal for the KKK to commit murder.

...and it's allowed for ?

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BEST. AVATAR. EVER. - (Anonymous), 2004-06-06 07:56 am UTC

[info]sarajayechan
2004-06-04 09:53 pm UTC (link)
*hands you a towel* They should put warning signs for people who can't swim around that page. O_o; Especially people who can't swim in spooge.

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(Anonymous)
2004-06-05 11:53 pm UTC (link)
The large and unattractive woman trying to be sexy is amusing.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-06-06 07:38 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-06-06 10:21 pm UTC
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