Current mood:

Unrepentant

Here's a little story 'bout a Sue named Nad...
Thank you, deleterius, for bringing teh wank yet again. This one's a blatant admitted self-insert who rips off text wholesale from the third Harry Potter book. She CAN write, to a degree, but with two Mary Sues PLUS plagiarism it definitely warrants a report....and it's not long before the inevitable hailstorm of angry sockpuppets rolls in like a somewhat unintimidating felt apocalypse. Includes gems like:

"this story is NOT perfect, but some extremely poor and pathetic HP fan wrote it, and you don't really have a right to critisize it so brutally"

darkling30: I found the extract that was posted on Deleterius to be lacking in fundamentals necessary in literature.
Sparklepop003: i c

"if you don't beleave me you can go screw a camels ASS"

"I can't beleave that this site takes innocent stories and turns then into trash"

And most classic so far:

"the author DISLOCATED HER HIP SHE TRIED VERY HARD ON THIS AND YOU SAY THESE WORDS, HAVE YOU NO SHAME!"

It's familiar ground, sure, but hey: so are Christmas carols. Enjoy.

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	mare 2004-06-04 01:56 am UTC (link)
	"the author DISLOCATED HER HIP SHE TRIED VERY HARD ON THIS AND YOU SAY THESE WORDS, HAVE YOU NO SHAME!" Tears. of laughter. Coming out of my eyes. BAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAH;LKGHlkh *ded* (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - mooncalf, 2004-06-04 02:57 am UTC

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(no subject) - mare, 2004-06-05 02:08 am UTC

	llama_treats 2004-06-04 01:58 am UTC (link)
	So, if you screw a camel's ass through the head of a pin, do you end up in Mary Sue heaven? (Reply to this)

	snarl 2004-06-04 02:05 am UTC (link)
	HAVE YOU NO SHAME! See icon. I love it when they ask the easy questions. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - kijikun, 2004-06-04 02:23 am UTC

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	soy_latte 2004-06-04 02:12 am UTC (link)
	I'll remember to dislocate something next time I decide to dabble in plagiarism. That must be like a get out of jail free card! (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - mrbimble, 2004-06-04 03:52 am UTC

(no subject) - azazello, 2004-06-04 10:40 am UTC

dawnswalker 2004-06-04 02:19 am UTC (link)

"this story is NOT perfect, but some extremely poor and pathetic HP fan wrote it, and you don't really have a right to critisize it so brutally" "if you don't beleave me you can go screw a camels ASS" "the author DISLOCATED HER HIP SHE TRIED VERY HARD ON THIS AND YOU SAY THESE WORDS, HAVE YOU NO SHAME!" You guys, there's no shame in using lube, really! Think of the plagiarists! (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - geekmagirl, 2004-06-04 02:43 am UTC

	alina_kalime 2004-06-04 02:59 am UTC (link)
	Jesus Christ doing handstands on a skateboard. Someone call a whambulance for this whiney blatant and lazy plagiarist author! (Reply to this)

	croik 2004-06-04 03:13 am UTC (link)
	Gah! So tired of the "I didn't write it for you I wrote it for ME!" excuse. Stop taking up my internet! You're leaving less room for porn!! (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	darkvalkyrie 2004-06-04 03:45 am UTC (link)
	*whistles the turn to Beverly Hillbillies* (Reply to this)

	morgothik 2004-06-04 03:46 am UTC (link)
	More Stooopid. These are the wanks of our lives. (Reply to this)(Thread)

Icon love - (Anonymous), 2004-06-04 04:59 am UTC

mirabellawotr 2004-06-04 04:08 am UTC (link)

On a purely technical note, I don't think I've ever heard of a teenager dislocating a hip. Doesn't that happen mostly to elderly people with joint problems? I'm not saying it can't happen, it just seems like it'd be damn difficult. How does someone who's young and otherwise healthy* manage that, anyway? * I'm assuming the author is otherwise healthy, because I have no doubt that any and all auxiliary illnesses would have been trotted out in the Pity Parade. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	theamazingrando 2004-06-04 04:11 am UTC (link)
	Meh. They weren't very dedicated sockpuppets. I mean, they barely responded at all. Why in my day etc. I still can't figure out how the author found her way to deleterius, and so quickly too. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - imbrium, 2004-06-04 09:30 am UTC

	blue_linnet 2004-06-04 04:21 am UTC (link)
	"this story is NOT perfect, but some extremely poor and pathetic HP fan wrote it, and you don't really have a right to critisize it so brutally" Hee. Not much of a defense. If someone who was supposedly on my side called me 'poor and pathetic' I'd be unimpressed to the extreme. (Reply to this)

	musette 2004-06-04 04:26 am UTC (link)
	It's taking all my restraint to keep myself from imagining just /how/ she dislocated that hip. *shudder* (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	gjeanz 2004-06-04 05:07 am UTC (link)
	AAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!! *spits everywhere with laughter, pauses for a moment, blows her nose and coughs, then resumes laughing hysterically* Hip. dislocated. I must make an icon out of that. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - bubosquared, 2004-06-06 03:31 am UTC

	sesana 2004-06-04 05:12 am UTC (link)
	applenut Helen Keller was born blind and deaf. She had practically no concept of language until the age of seven. Her teacher, Anne Sullivan, lost most of her sight by the age of five. Guess what: both these women could actually form whole sentences in English. Dislocating a hip, by comparison, is a pretty piss-poor excuse. Just, you know, some perspective. Lovely. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - deoridhe, 2004-06-04 05:27 am UTC

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Kitteh - deoridhe, 2004-06-04 05:45 am UTC

Re: Kitteh - sesana, 2004-06-04 05:49 am UTC

Re: Kitteh - deoridhe, 2004-06-04 05:58 am UTC

Re: Kitteh - coreopsis, 2004-06-04 05:26 pm UTC

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(no subject) - chaobell, 2004-06-04 08:37 pm UTC

	porphyria 2004-06-04 06:28 am UTC (link)
	"the author DISLOCATED HER HIP SHE TRIED VERY HARD ON THIS AND YOU SAY THESE WORDS, HAVE YOU NO SHAME!" Pfft. I was born with two dislocated hips. Two! And to the author... you made me read your words... HAVE YOU NO SHAME? (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - embyquinn, 2004-06-04 07:11 am UTC

	liarliar 2004-06-04 07:08 am UTC (link)
	"this story is NOT perfect, but some extremely poor and pathetic HP fan wrote it, and you don't really have a right to critisize it so brutally" I really hope they were trying to be ironic, and that they don't leave reviews saying "omg so good plz rite more u extrmelie poor and pathetic HP fan lol =D" (Reply to this)

	feloniousfeline 2004-06-04 07:14 am UTC (link)
	"the author DISLOCATED HER HIP SHE TRIED VERY HARD ON THIS AND YOU SAY THESE WORDS, HAVE YOU NO SHAME!" Apparently, when one dislocates one's hip it prevents synapses in the brain from firing, therefore causing one to not only Mary Sue, but also to plagerize. So, like, the hip bone is connected to the cerebellum now. Good to know. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - raykat, 2004-06-04 03:26 pm UTC

	nevadafighter 2004-06-04 07:22 am UTC (link)
	Wow. Assuming, however erroneously, that "Elena" and "Nadia" are the same person, this is yet another example of blinding passive/aggressiveness. But I give her credit for the broken hip excuse. It's a nice change from cancer. (Reply to this)

	elijahdprophet 2004-06-04 08:12 am UTC (link)
	you know, i may never say this again but i think i would rather read a snape/harry story (Sharry? Hape?) than just the tiny bit of that i scanned through... (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	hephaestoschick 2004-06-04 09:22 am UTC (link)
	What hath hip to do with mind or hand? She probably dislocated it trying to juggle the copy of HP3 she was plagarizing out of, her sockpuppet collection, and her huge pity party. Then she slipped in a puddle of her non-existant artistic integrity and fell down. "Help! I've fallen and I can't write anything but drivel!" (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - mrbimble, 2004-06-04 06:19 pm UTC

schtroumph_c 2004-06-04 05:22 pm UTC (link)

"the author DISLOCATED HER HIP SHE TRIED VERY HARD ON THIS AND YOU SAY THESE WORDS, HAVE YOU NO SHAME!" And Tviokh answered: I don't care if she was born missing half of her face and saw her kitten run over by her mother right in front of her while she was being gang raped by rabid gorillas who escaped from the local zoo, if her fic sucks I'm going to say it sucks and not apologize for my opinion. And her fic sucks. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - terminal_frost, 2004-06-05 08:27 am UTC

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	sarajayechan 2004-06-04 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	"the author DISLOCATED HER HIP SHE TRIED VERY HARD ON THIS AND YOU SAY THESE WORDS, HAVE YOU NO SHAME!" O_o THAT'S a new one. Usually they have cancer or depression or some other angsty and/or fatal disease. (Reply to this)

	big_bad_wolf 2004-06-04 10:43 pm UTC (link)
	She tried very hard to dislocate her hip and for you to talk what? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH USING A MOTHERFUCKING COMMA OCCASIONALLY? OR EVEN A NORMAL, NON-INCESTUOUS ONE? (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	nights_mistress 2004-06-05 04:42 am UTC (link)
	Okay, I'm sorry. I'll own up. My AIM sn's darkling30, and yes, I did say that. I was in a bad mood -- this whiny little fangirl interrupted my maths assignment and deserved to die. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - redpanda, 2004-06-05 05:09 am UTC

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