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Lucifer (call me Lucy) ([info]lillyv) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-06-04 12:39:00
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Been awhile since we had some pottersues wank...
Antipottersues is back and at it again. This time she comes baring an IM conversation with "pottersues." And it's real. Really real. DEAR GOD WHY WON'T YOU BELIEVE HOW REAL IT IS?!

EDIT (6/7/04): Aaaaand the journal's been deleted. What a shock.

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Everyone sing along!
[info]faultypremise
2004-06-04 07:57 pm UTC (link)
Oh the cat came back
The very next day
Oh the cat came back
They thought he was a goner
but the cat came back
He just couldn't stay away~ o/~

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Re: Everyone sing along!
[info]kindest_demon
2004-06-05 07:44 pm UTC (link)
The cartoon of that Nickelodeon used to show always scared the be-jesus out of me. =)

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Re: Everyone sing along!
meshou
2004-06-06 10:09 am UTC (link)
ME TOO. Oh God, I used to hide under the stairs. And the "What a Wonderful World" cartoon, AND the "Eternity" one. Dear God, Nickelodeon made such nightmare fuel...

Uhm... yeah. *slinks off*

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[info]skarrow
2004-06-04 08:09 pm UTC (link)
ReallyPottersues says she types smart so her "lesbian minyuns" will like her more.

What's a minyun? Is it yummy like a funyun? And where can I get some?

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[info]selene_avis
2004-06-04 09:55 pm UTC (link)
Well, I hear that pottersues says her minions are yummy.

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[info]rowan
2004-06-04 08:16 pm UTC (link)
u will b the 1t 2 b killD

.... WTF? *snicker*

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[info]selene_avis
2004-06-04 09:56 pm UTC (link)
Translation: You will be the first to be killed.

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[info]mouseybrown
2004-06-06 08:50 pm UTC (link)
No! You are the ones who are the ball lickers!

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[info]selene_avis
2004-06-07 02:44 am UTC (link)
Huh?

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[info]mouseybrown
2004-06-07 01:35 pm UTC (link)
Erm ... Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back ...

They go on an internet site chat site and get outraged when people describe them as ball-lickers. So they post a message back saying:

"No! You are the ones who are the ball lickers!"

Sorry. It's just that's what the wanky comments reminded me of.

I'll slink away to my Kevin Smith shrine now.

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[info]ashenmote
2004-06-04 08:23 pm UTC (link)
Heh. Nice uncomplicated fun. :)

Yeah didn't you know that about pottersues?
Her brain is permanently plumbed on her LJ and her body runs around on its own and indulges in dumbfuck IM chats.

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[info]wankprophet
2004-06-04 09:25 pm UTC (link)
Okay, I bear some responsibility. I talked to antipottersues last night in IM and helped her out a little.

Wankprophet:guess what, bitch?
antipottersues What bitch?
WP: No, no, it's not a knock-knock joke. More like a "mock-mock" joke
antipottersues That's not funny.
WP: Oh.
antipottersues R U a lezbo?
WP: I wish, but I'm a str8 dude
antipottersues So u r not a friend of pottersues?
WP: No
antipottersues So u want to help me make up an IM?
WP Sure
antipottersues I want 2 pretend shes IMing me and make fun uv her.
WP Cool. How?
antipottersues I'll have her IM me 2 admit shes a crazy stalker and her minions are lezzies. that funny?
WP I thought she was a lesbian
antipottersues she is, isnt she? then she says, "im pottersues and i fuck billygoats"
WP But I thought she was a lesbian
antipottersues she is, isnt she?
WP Shouldn't it be "nannygoats"?
antipottersues wat's a nannygoat?
WP A female billygoat
antipottersues kthnx. Now u need 2 pretend 2 b a lez cunt so u can b in character
WP Okay. How's this: "Bonjour, madamoiselle. Baiser?
antipottersues I don't unnerstand that
WP: I know that and you know that, but pottersue doesn't know that
antipottersues But r u her?
WP No I'm me pretending to be her
antipottersues so am i talking 2 u or her now?
WP you're talking to me
antipottersues but u know I don't unnerstadn u.
WP But she doesn't, so when I'm her, I'll pretend you do understand
antipottersues So its u pretending to b her but u still know u r u now?
WP Something like that
antipottersues k, that makes sense
WP Sorta . So then I say...."hey antipottersues, I lust after your female shaped body, which is vaguely ironic because my body is female shaped too and I have no penis and/or testes so I can never impregnate you. So that makes me a lesbian. I also have two X chromosomes, but I cannot fuck you with those, so you will just have to take my word for it." How's that?
antipottersues OK but it isnt wurking
WP: Oh, okay. That was method acting. Howabout character acting? Ahem: "you, diggety dawg, I just made fun of a mary-sue fic yesterday cuz I be a lezbo and the girl who wrote it wont fuck me for a better grade.
antipottersues LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
WP: Okay, now, you need to reply. And just to make it really funny, you need to use bad English
antipottersues r u being her now and telling me i have 2 use bad english?
WP: no, I'm being me now telling you how to be you.
antipottersues i cant tell the difference between me and her
WP: She's the lesbian, you're the one using bad English
antipottersues but shes using bad english too
WP: Yes. So you say: "wtf who is this?"
antipottersues so u r me now
WP No, you are you. I'm just telling you how to be you
antipottersues: so u r u or r u u pretending 2 b her pretending 2 be me?
WP: Ummm...yes?
antipottersues: kthnx. I unnerstand now
WP .....
antipottersues: so u r her and u say what?
WP Um..."1ll give you 1 hint"
antipottersues: just tell me
WP Is that your next line?
antipottersues: I cant give u my next line til u give me the hint
WP No, that's the next line
antipottersues: but what does pottersue say first?
WP the line about the hint
antipottersues wtf?!? so u r being u and saying she says that then I say the same thing?
WP No! I'm being her now
antipottersues so u r being her and me?
WP Just listen for a fucking second. I am being her telling you that she is giving you a hint.
antipottersues And u r being u and giving me a hint too. I don't understand!
WP Fuck this.\
antipottersues so r u being her telling me to fuck this?
WP No! I am being me telling you being you to fuck this.
antipottersues so whut am i supposed 2 fuck? pottersue?

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(Anonymous)
2004-06-04 09:28 pm UTC (link)
*dies*

But did you change the screen names? ;)

Ciara

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[info]littlebitca
2004-06-04 09:29 pm UTC (link)
I think WP changed 'antipottersues' to protect Not-Not-EversoNot-Bob.

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[info]aruru
2004-06-04 09:54 pm UTC (link)
*DEAD*

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[info]selene_avis
2004-06-04 10:04 pm UTC (link)
That was hilarious! And so iconizable! Did that really happen?

antipottersues: so u r u or r u u pretending 2 b her pretending 2 be me?

Translation: So you are you, or are you you pretending to be her pretending to be me?

Ah...my head hurts.

antipottersues so whut am i supposed 2 fuck? pottersue?

Translation: So what am I supposed to fuck? Pottersue?

I knew she was a lesbian!

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[info]lillyv
2004-06-04 10:08 pm UTC (link)
*fangirls you*

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OT but....
[info]maereth
2004-06-05 06:41 am UTC (link)
FIGHTERDOKEN!!!

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[info]smo
2004-06-05 12:20 am UTC (link)
Might be true. Might not. Still damned funny.

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[info]littlest_lurker
2004-06-05 01:10 am UTC (link)
So then I say...."hey antipottersues, I lust after your female shaped body, which is vaguely ironic because my body is female shaped too and I have no penis and/or testes so I can never impregnate you. So that makes me a lesbian. I also have two X chromosomes, but I cannot fuck you with those, so you will just have to take my word for it." How's that?

*is friggin ded!*

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[info]amakath
2004-06-05 03:01 am UTC (link)
::gives you pie::

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[info]sajasma
2004-06-05 04:12 am UTC (link)
That is a thing of beauty. Here, have my ALL my dead babies.

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Wubble
[info]danceswithelvis
2004-06-05 04:34 am UTC (link)
*offers virgin sacrifices in your honor*

That was fucking brilliant.

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[info]darkwitch666
2004-06-05 05:18 am UTC (link)
*iz ded but died happy*

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[info]msmanna
2004-06-05 07:06 am UTC (link)
WP: She's the lesbian, you're the one using bad English

{chokes and dies laughing}

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(Anonymous)
2004-06-09 04:24 am UTC (link)
May I have your lesbian minion babies?

Beautiful.


-wemblee (LJ)

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[info]selene_avis
2004-06-04 09:53 pm UTC (link)
Dear God, that was amusing!

pottersues: I onley act smarte like taht for my lesbian minyns to luv me more

Lesbian Minion # 27849247 reporting for duty!

Hm...I know that isn't pottersues for real, but the question is: Is it antipottersues trying to squeeze out some more spooge (is it possible to wank too much?) or some random person messing with her head?

And since last time antipottersues claimed to be pottersues, what does that make this wank?

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(Anonymous)
2004-06-04 11:11 pm UTC (link)
Very silly.

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[info]raisedbyhyenas
2004-06-05 12:29 am UTC (link)
And Pottersues replies. Beautiful.

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Pottersues
[info]deoridhe
2004-06-05 02:42 am UTC (link)
I worship her.

I wanna be a lebian minion! She is teh r0><0rz!

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[info]fandom_biatch
2004-06-05 03:01 am UTC (link)
I found her funny and entertaining when she/he/it first hit the scene. But now...it's not the same. I can't even find the slightest bit of amusement in her drama.

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[info]musette
2004-06-05 04:50 am UTC (link)
Psh, my lesbian minions could totally take hers.

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[info]zorronuevecolas
2004-06-05 08:50 am UTC (link)
Your icon! It's the greatest thing I've seen the whole day!
It cracked me up!

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[info]lillyv
2004-06-06 12:23 am UTC (link)
Thank you.

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[info]visp
2004-06-06 02:37 am UTC (link)
I thought that pottersues was a community, not a person.

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(Anonymous)
2004-06-06 07:38 am UTC (link)
No, Deleterius is the HP/LoTR community; Pottersues is a person (we think).

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