The Steve Kloves Menace: Attack of the Petition Drones
OMG U ST0L3 RON'S LINEZ!WTFBBQ!!11!

Can you say "non-sequitur"? Good!

Mark Townsend: The majority of humanity were not born with saddles upon their backs, nor were the few born with Spurs to ride them as they will - Thomas Jefferson [Comment #51]

Mea: GO NUTTY! [Comment #155]

Sophia de Marco: I AM IN LOVE SO DON"T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME [Comment #478]

For all the slashers out there:

Pietro: Keep Ron up! [Comment #7]

Joey Furgiuele: can't have 1 without 3 [Comment #193]

Viu: Do the screenwriters and the directors really read the novels? I highly doubt it. Ron's character is extremely twisted. Being a reader, I'm disapponinted.

Andy Duston: boys can be close too! [Comment #309]

And, here are wankprophet's words of wisdom (*sporfle*):

This is just an attempt by Hollywood to phase Ron completely out of the movies and replace him with a metrosexual hobbit. Admit it!!!!!eleventy-one111!! [Comment#334]

700 signatures and counting. Woo-hoo!