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Charlie ([info]wacky_crack) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-06-05 20:13:00


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Entry tags:fandom: harry potter, fandom: lord of the rings, person: victoria bitter

Amy Player / Victoria Bitter / Jordon Wood Update!
Once upon there were three two little girls who went to the police academy took the Lord of the Rings fandom for a wild ride.

And they were each assigned very hazardous duties.

But wank took them away from all that.

And now they work for me. My name...is Charlie.

It's Charlie, Angels.
Time to go to work...



I sense a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of Harry Potter fans cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced...


The back reads:

Harry Potter

Is available for corporate events, conventions, grand openings, TV, Film and private parties

Make your event truly "magical"


Trauma councilors are standing by, there will be coffee and copies of 'Your duck and cover guide to surviving the Wankapocalypse' available.



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[info]tigerlily
2004-06-06 06:20 am UTC (link)
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry so I laughed until I cried.

Oh woe! The wank scales have been tipped. No longer shall LotR and HP battle for wankiest fandom for those who wank with non-existent appendages have chosen whose wank shall reign supreme...and no I don't know where the Iron Chef came from.

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[info]kijikun
2004-06-06 06:36 am UTC (link)
*screams in horror*

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[info]crickets
2004-06-06 06:47 am UTC (link)
o_O

It doesn't matter how many times I read the backstory on this one, it still comes off as the wackiest wank EVAR. There's at least one new, strange twist each time, and now: the wank streams have been permanently crossed. Take cover!

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(no subject) - [info]texta, 2004-06-06 07:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2004-06-06 08:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kyuuketsukirui, 2004-06-06 09:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rhi_silverflame, 2004-06-06 09:59 am UTC
Wow - [info]prettyveela, 2004-06-06 10:10 am UTC
Re: Wow - [info]rhi_silverflame, 2004-06-06 10:17 am UTC
Re: Wow - [info]oulangi, 2004-06-06 02:09 pm UTC
Re: Wow - [info]gairid, 2004-06-06 02:18 pm UTC
Re: Wow - [info]oulangi, 2004-06-06 10:24 pm UTC
Re: Wow - [info]snarkbunny, 2004-06-06 11:37 pm UTC
thin redheads - (Anonymous), 2004-06-06 11:39 pm UTC
Re: thin redheads - [info]snarkbunny, 2004-06-07 12:06 am UTC
Re: thin redheads - [info]roz_mcclure, 2004-06-07 12:11 am UTC
Re: Wow - [info]yesmaster, 2004-06-07 08:38 am UTC
Re: Wow - [info]rhi_silverflame, 2004-06-08 09:39 am UTC
Re: Wow - [info]yesmaster, 2004-06-09 12:01 am UTC
Re: Wow - [info]guinevere33, 2004-06-07 02:45 pm UTC
Re: Wow - [info]moonjaguar, 2004-06-07 07:11 pm UTC
Re: Wow - [info]guinevere33, 2004-06-08 03:32 am UTC
Re: Wow - [info]oulangi, 2004-06-07 09:52 pm UTC
Re: Wow - [info]crickets, 2004-06-06 10:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2004-06-06 10:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kyuuketsukirui, 2004-06-06 12:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gairid, 2004-06-06 02:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vasaris, 2004-06-07 10:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gairid, 2004-06-07 01:57 pm UTC

[info]ladysorka
2004-06-06 07:03 am UTC (link)
Scarily, she/he/it doesn't make a half-bad Harry. Although, uh, honestly looks a bit more like Tom Riddle to me.

I feel dirty now.

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(no subject) - [info]lokifin, 2004-06-06 07:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2004-06-06 03:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lokifin, 2004-06-07 12:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vasaris, 2004-06-06 09:54 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-06-07 04:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]embyquinn, 2004-06-07 07:19 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-06-06 07:07 am UTC (link)
Oh, merciful Zeus. It's gone from wanky to seriously creepy. Eugh. I need a chemical bath of some kind, now.

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[info]missambs
2004-06-06 07:10 am UTC (link)
*cannot stop laughing* Dear lord, this is just fucking great. I <3 this so very much. *worships this*

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[info]jerry_ds_girl
2004-06-06 07:14 am UTC (link)
I tried to go to the website on the card in the last pic, and it doesn't seem to exist. I feel cheated now.

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(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2004-06-06 07:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jerry_ds_girl, 2004-06-06 07:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wacky_crack, 2004-06-06 07:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kyuuketsukirui, 2004-06-06 07:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wacky_crack, 2004-06-06 07:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hobbitsexual, 2004-06-06 07:51 am UTC

[info]jrs1980
2004-06-06 07:30 am UTC (link)
Reminds me of our local crazyman/Superman. He also stands on the corner of streets and waves at people. I don't think he gets paid, though.

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(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2004-06-06 08:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jrs1980, 2004-06-06 09:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jrs1980, 2004-06-06 09:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smit, 2004-06-06 09:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]marginalsanity, 2004-06-06 09:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]flax, 2004-06-06 09:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2004-06-06 02:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kimera, 2004-06-06 09:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smit, 2004-06-06 09:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]telesilla, 2004-06-06 10:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smit, 2004-06-06 09:32 am UTC
Re: - [info]marginalsanity, 2004-06-06 08:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]starbok, 2004-06-06 10:49 pm UTC
Re: - [info]marginalsanity, 2004-06-07 12:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]starbok, 2004-06-07 05:17 am UTC
Re: - [info]marginalsanity, 2004-06-07 08:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hansbekhart, 2004-06-16 09:17 am UTC
Re: - [info]marginalsanity, 2004-06-16 10:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hansbekhart, 2004-06-16 10:32 am UTC
Re: - [info]marginalsanity, 2004-06-16 08:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hansbekhart, 2004-06-16 11:26 pm UTC
Re: - [info]marginalsanity, 2004-06-18 01:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jrs1980, 2004-06-06 09:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2004-06-06 10:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]meril, 2004-06-06 10:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jrs1980, 2004-06-06 10:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gairid, 2004-06-06 02:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-06-06 10:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tinfoil_portia, 2004-06-07 04:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rhi_silverflame, 2004-06-06 09:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tami_brown, 2004-06-07 01:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]teleute, 2004-06-07 12:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jrs1980, 2004-06-09 08:25 am UTC
Re: - [info]teleute, 2004-06-09 08:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]imbrium, 2004-06-08 11:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jrs1980, 2004-06-09 08:23 am UTC
I feel injured inside.
(Anonymous)
2004-06-06 07:31 am UTC (link)
What the hell? How can this creature even exist? I thought it was amazing before, but this has gone far beyond my imagination.

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miss_void
2004-06-06 07:39 am UTC (link)
Oh, Amy Player. You never fail to turn up during a dry spell and bring the torrents of refreshing wank. Compared to you, Crystalwank was a mere drop in the bucket. You shall be, now and forever, Queen (King?) of all things wanky.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-06-07 12:11 pm UTC

cicer
2004-06-06 07:39 am UTC (link)
LOTR and HP converge in what can only be a explosion of wank. I'm just waiting for this to take off and become the next Crystalwank.

*grabs chips, takes a seat at the sideline*

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[info]arielchan
2004-06-06 07:45 am UTC (link)
This person never fails to entertain me.

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[info]firebad
2004-06-06 07:53 am UTC (link)
Thier identitiez are pastede on yay! This should be huge. Pass my monocle and comfy chair, please!

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(no subject) - [info]prettyveela, 2004-06-06 10:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jeremysensei, 2004-08-18 09:36 am UTC

[info]snarkbunny
2004-06-06 07:54 am UTC (link)
Oh. My. Freaking... ARGH.

...Man, and I thought she/he/it was supposed to be in jail by now.

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(no subject) - [info]hansbekhart, 2004-06-16 09:19 am UTC

[info]morgothik
2004-06-06 08:06 am UTC (link)
Schussing down the Wank Bahn on nice fresh powdery splooge...

Just when the world seemed to be gaining some semblance of reality...the surreal descends again.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-06-07 01:57 am UTC

[info]tami_brown
2004-06-06 08:11 am UTC (link)
**mind boggled**

Having missed the originating wank (but having read up on it), I am scared of this....are we taking bets on how long it takes for her to claim she either A)IS Harry Potter or B)Is related to him somehow?
**pulls up a seat in the spectator section with the rest and gets comfy**

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(no subject) - [info]notjo, 2004-06-06 10:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2004-06-06 03:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]a_partridge, 2004-06-06 04:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - allen, 2004-06-06 11:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]epanssureves, 2004-06-06 11:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - allen, 2004-06-06 11:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]a_partridge, 2004-06-07 05:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - allen, 2004-06-07 06:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vassilissa, 2004-06-07 06:03 am UTC
Re: - [info]a_partridge, 2004-06-07 05:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]truculent, 2004-06-07 06:37 am UTC
*sporfle!* - [info]vasaris, 2004-06-07 10:12 am UTC

[info]rhi_silverflame
2004-06-06 08:12 am UTC (link)
OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!

THAT was who the people in line in front of me were talking about?!? *headdesk headdesk headdesk*

I was all the way around the corner up the street near the end of the line, listening to people talk about somebody, they couldn't tell whether it was a girl or a guy, dressed up as Harry up front. I hadn't noticed on my way around, so I had no fucking idea it was that psycho.

Which, come to think of it, is probably a good thing . . . I might have caused a scene of some sort. :P

God, I feel filthy now . . . I never wanted to be that close to her. All the showers in the world cannot wash away this feeling.

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(no subject) - [info]mrbimble, 2004-06-06 08:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rhi_silverflame, 2004-06-06 09:17 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rogue, 2004-06-06 08:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rhi_silverflame, 2004-06-06 09:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rhi_silverflame, 2004-06-06 09:24 am UTC
(no subject) - wizzard, 2004-06-06 09:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vasaris, 2004-06-06 09:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rhi_silverflame, 2004-06-06 10:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2004-06-06 10:10 am UTC
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGH - (Anonymous), 2004-06-06 07:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snarkbunny, 2004-06-06 11:34 pm UTC
Apathy, that's why - (Anonymous), 2004-06-06 11:43 pm UTC
Re: Apathy, that's why - [info]snarkbunny, 2004-06-07 12:09 am UTC
Re: Apathy, that's why - [info]embitca, 2004-06-07 02:27 am UTC
Re: Apathy, that's why - [info]rhi_silverflame, 2004-06-07 06:47 am UTC
Tag team effort... - (Anonymous), 2004-06-07 09:40 pm UTC
Re: Apathy, that's why - [info]village, 2004-06-07 02:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2004-06-06 10:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rhi_silverflame, 2004-06-06 10:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2004-06-06 10:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2004-06-06 11:15 am UTC
mine too - (Anonymous), 2004-06-06 11:44 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-06-06 08:23 am UTC (link)
Wow. I'm still not sure I can even comprehend this whole thing. But the fact that it's still not over is AMAZING.

-sluggirl (lj)

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[info]thoms
2004-06-06 08:32 am UTC (link)
Sweet jesus, s/he is still around? Good god.

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[info]psychofangirl
2004-06-06 08:40 am UTC (link)
Is that first girl Orangeblossom?

She looks like the Incredible Hulk in drag! Yikes!

What a trainwreck!

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(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2004-06-06 10:37 am UTC
Re: Incredible hulk - (Anonymous), 2004-06-07 06:07 am UTC

[info]ralkana
2004-06-06 08:54 am UTC (link)
Oh my God. They were sitting like three tables away from me at dinner! If I had only known who the hell they were, I would have tried harder to eavesdrop.

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(no subject) - [info]rhi_silverflame, 2004-06-06 10:10 am UTC

[info]liarliar
2004-06-06 09:07 am UTC (link)
That's a damn good Fiona.

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(no subject) - [info]mpoetess, 2004-06-06 09:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beccastareyes, 2004-06-06 09:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2004-06-06 10:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - allen, 2004-06-06 11:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vassilissa, 2004-06-07 06:07 am UTC
(no subject) - allen, 2004-06-07 06:13 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-06-07 02:34 am UTC
Re: Ronan - (Anonymous), 2004-06-07 06:16 am UTC
Re: Ronan - (Anonymous), 2004-06-07 09:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vassilissa, 2004-06-07 06:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2004-06-07 06:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2004-06-07 01:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kyuuketsukirui, 2004-06-06 09:55 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-06-06 05:09 pm UTC
Not a bad Frodo - [info]prettyveela, 2004-06-06 10:41 am UTC
Why? - [info]iczer6, 2004-06-06 10:28 pm UTC
Re: Not a bad Frodo - [info]littlest_lurker, 2004-06-07 01:43 am UTC

[info]marginalsanity
2004-06-06 09:21 am UTC (link)
*death*

So... wrong...

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[info]flax
2004-06-06 09:25 am UTC (link)
God is officially ded of crack.

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[info]guinevere33
2004-06-06 09:31 am UTC (link)
Now I ded from wank. I thought I was immune, having cataloged all the previous fun over on FW's Greatest Hits. But no - my eyes still bleed like everyone else's when I see what Those Two have come up with next.

It's now been added to the great Continuing Saga, lest the crazy be lost to the mists of time.

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(no subject) - [info]guinevere33, 2004-06-06 10:38 am UTC


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