Amy Player / Victoria Bitter / Jordon Wood Update!
Once upon there were three two little girls who went to the police academy took the Lord of the Rings fandom for a wild ride.

And they were each assigned very hazardous duties.

But wank took them away from all that.

And now they work for me. My name...is Charlie.

It's Charlie, Angels.
Time to go to work...



I sense a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of Harry Potter fans cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced...


The back reads:





Trauma councilors are standing by, there will be coffee and copies of 'Your duck and cover guide to surviving the Wankapocalypse' available.