Allez Cuisine!....Iron Chef wank
Since FoodNetwork is showing Iron Chef America: Battle of the Masters for the umpteen billionth time......

"Tell me how you wank, and I'll tell you who you are." --Brillat/F_W
Some wanktastical wank going down at both the FoodNetwork message boards, as well as the Iron Fans Online message board. Seems that some wanker thinks that the Japanese Iron Chefs got shafted during the judging of the dishes.....and decides to start a PETITION to have the decisions reversed.

And then Chairman Kaga announces the theme ingredient: SPLOOGE!!!!! OMG my cuizeen iz pastede on yay!
Hear! Viewers call Iron Chef America racist!
See! Wankers fighting about how Bobby Flay is teh EVOL!

And then the wank de-volves into a FTV bashing of how they're showing ICA far too often.

Enjoy!.....I'm gonna go grab some trout ice cream and laugh 'til it comes out my nose!