Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!
Supposedly, some Star Wars slash group got invaded by some psychoChristians and subsequently nuked from Yahoo via a conspiracy or two. I think that most of us can agree that this, if it happened as reported, is Bad. Unfortunately, the owner of said group has to go and make a fool of hirself.

Witness, through the magic of an online petition (the most effective means of political change known to man, I'm told), threats to contact "the ACLU, The Gay and Lesbein rights society, the FTC, bigclassaction.com, UNIX, the postmasters of the individual providers," and, god help us all, internet lawyers. As always, some of the most funniest funny is to be found in the comments/signatures.

I'd like to dedicate this wank to the sharp pain that appears behind my left eye every time I see people screaming "FIRST AMENDMENT" without knowing what the hell the First Amendment says.