Keeping it real in the attic, yo.
Fellow Wankers, we've been lied to.

Not only did one of the literary world's greatest figure did not, as we all thought, die in World War 2, but she kept a Livejournal and now, by the power of the Internet, we can read it in all of its forty-seven sweet delicious levels of wrong and glory.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/annefranksdiary/

The wank and resulting spooge, I think, is funnier then the LJ itself. Fans of the LJ are clashing with anonomyus flamers and people asserting that the Holocaust never happened.

The spooge is rising. My friends, we could have another CrystalWank here.