Old wank, different fandom: "Liek, I'm sick of teh nu fangirlz! I'm so much betta!!1!!"
It's just a page (and a half) of wank, but it's all coming from a single person! I've checked the memories, but nothing of this kind has come up.

I wish I could know more about F_W's demographics, so that I don't feel like an idiot explaining Jimmy Fallon to what I suppose is a community with a big American contingent. Anyway, for those who don't know him, let's say rapidly that the guy is a comedian who started his TV career in 1998 on "Saturday Night Live", and has been a permanent member of the show until a week ago. He's also briefly appeared in a few movies and done a few other things here and there.

But his big break into the teenage world came when he made a Matrix parody on the 2000 MTV Movie Awards, and then hosted the same show the following year. Millions of girls realized all of a sudden the sexiness and charisma and humor of Teh Jimmeh... and of course SPOILED THE WHOLE FANDOM DAMMIT! for a girl, who then felt compelled to make this web page with the sole purpose of telling off "teh nu fangirlz who weren't ther from teh beginning and go for Jimmeh only for his looks, and don't deserve to meet him before me OMGBBQ!!1!2!"

...obviously forgetting in the process that she sounds exactly like one of them and that there was only TWO years between his debut in SNL and his MTV appearance, so the whole "I'VE BEEN THERE SINCE THE BEGINNING" is a bit... overrated, to say the least.

Oh, and she's got a "guest book" that includes questions like "Are you a teeny booper?" and "When did you first notice Jimmy?". Don't be afraid to answer sincerely, she's here just for the Jimmy love. If only the Message board was working, the wank would be enormous...

I don't know how old this is because, as she says:
"This Site Will Never Be Updated...
THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT...I CREATED THIS PAGE, SOLELY, FOR THE GOOD OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE."

I thought only books turned into movies (*ahem*) had this kind of old fans/new fans clash (apart from the Manics fandom of course), but this goes to prove that no fandom is safe...

Edited to include the guest book link, thanks to reinhardt.