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Critical Cricket ([info]criticalcricket) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-06-13 02:31:00


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Current mood:annoyed

Hate threads are beautiful
Graceskies posts this lovely thread in Fanfic_hate and the splooge hits the fan.

Hate threads are beautiful. But they don't go far enough.

It's time to take on the really overrated fics.

We know you're out there. You've been seething, wondering why The Fic is garnering raves. Every gushing review, every rec, every swooning fangirl of The Fic fills you with a deep, righteous indignation. Because you know it's terrible. You know The Fic sucks.

Now your time has come.

Tell the world why The Fic deserves to be burnt.

Spread the hate.


And they bring it in droves. Everyone's an Anonymouse and there's gratuitous abuse of the caps lock. Plenty of leaping off cliffs and slitting of wrists, enough to keep the whole family happy. Bring your splooge suit and have fun.

Thanks to samantha543 for the tip off. :)



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[info]seda
2004-06-13 09:36 am UTC (link)
The Riverdance!

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[info]embyquinn
2004-06-13 10:02 am UTC (link)
The journal style sux0rz.

But the wank is entertaining.

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[info]mariagoner
2004-06-13 11:51 am UTC (link)
But the wank is entertaining.

Don't strike that out! Say it loud, and say it proud! Say you wanna be a wanker for once in your life!

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[info]iczer6
2004-06-13 10:11 am UTC (link)
I'm sorry. I should have realized how pure and true their love was when they started using the polyjuice potion to transform into Snape.

Now that is love.

This is a Thing of Beauty and Joy Forever.

The Wank, moves me to tears.

Is it bad I want to join in?

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[info]speshulduck
2004-06-13 10:16 am UTC (link)
This was my favorite all-caps thread. Mostly because it describes every bad Harry/Draco fic ever written.

I want to join in too.

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[info]cleolinda
2004-06-13 11:05 am UTC (link)
"Braid my hair, darling, braid my haaaaaaaair."

*luff*

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(no subject) - [info]vassilissa, 2004-06-15 09:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]o_o, 2004-06-17 01:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2004-06-13 11:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chash, 2004-06-13 05:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2004-06-14 10:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hermiones_hymen, 2004-06-13 09:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ehann, 2004-06-14 04:45 am UTC

[info]queenbead
2004-06-13 10:23 am UTC (link)
NOT FORGETTING HARRY'S GREEN AND GOLD BELLY TATTOO!

oh man, I concur. I read that fic in my early HP days, but I totally could not read anymore after that point. seriously. a belly tattoo, low rise tight trousers, and a button shirt that bared his belly. ugh.

and this thread literally made me snort water out my nose.

ahh HP fans, so snarky, so wonderful.

~QB

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(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2004-06-13 11:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2004-06-13 06:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queenbead, 2004-06-13 08:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2004-06-13 09:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sporked, 2004-06-14 07:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mirabellawotr, 2004-06-14 03:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]queenbead, 2004-06-14 05:53 pm UTC
The Kittens! - [info]azazello, 2004-06-14 08:47 pm UTC
Re: The Kittens! - [info]queenbead, 2004-06-14 09:30 pm UTC
Re: The Kittens! - [info]azazello, 2004-06-14 11:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - roxannelinton, 2004-06-15 05:14 pm UTC

[info]telesilla
2004-06-13 10:26 am UTC (link)
I found the thread to be really entertaining and all but that all cap thing really drove me batshit.

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[info]yankthewank
2004-06-13 10:48 am UTC (link)
What's with the anonymice parade?

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(no subject) - tintin, 2004-06-13 10:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yankthewank, 2004-06-13 10:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2004-06-13 11:53 am UTC
Cowards? - [info]azazello, 2004-06-13 10:17 pm UTC

[info]yankthewank
2004-06-13 10:54 am UTC (link)
Something Blue - Draco worked as a muggle hustler and Harry hired him

Is it wrong that I find this one really intriguing?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-06-13 01:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mare, 2004-06-14 02:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rhi_silverflame, 2004-06-14 04:07 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-06-14 01:42 pm UTC

[info]dawnswalker
2004-06-13 10:59 am UTC (link)
I think that was the only time I've ever seen a thread on LJ in which all of the replies were by Anonymice. Most of them being unsigned Anonymice, of course.

If they're all so afraid of being flamed and/or cyberstalked for using their LJ accounts, why don't they just lock the community down? Oh. Wait. That would mean they couldn't send the link to whoever they were ripping apart that day, in order to hurt feelings and stir up shit!

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(no subject) - [info]kyuuketsukirui, 2004-06-13 11:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dawnswalker, 2004-06-13 02:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2004-06-13 04:44 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-06-13 11:20 am UTC (link)
Oh man. This is sad. Very sad. Not because I found the site in question to be side-splitting wanky - I think all the posters at Fandom Hate have a legitimate point, ie. that badfic deserves to be mocked - but because I've disagreed with the side of a F_Wanka.

*headdesk* OwwWOOoooooo.. *pathetic wail* What has happened to F_W? Why are we subjected to the post of a F_W member who apparently derides another wanka community that has the same spirit as Fandom Wank - that fandom mockery is amusing - one that is built on the very same foundations of splooge that F_W is?

I am delighted by the sensible commentary of the Fandom Hate community (though frightfully caps-locked), but I must make my melodramatically confused stance about criticalcricket's intentions in posting here about Fandom Hate. Perhaps I have missed something. Really, please tell me, what does criticalcricket think she/he/it is doing with this post about Fandom Hate?

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(no subject) - [info]msmongi, 2004-06-13 11:25 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-06-13 11:53 am UTC
(no subject) - meshou, 2004-06-13 12:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kyuuketsukirui, 2004-06-13 11:48 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-06-13 12:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kyuuketsukirui, 2004-06-13 12:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-06-13 12:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]adinaj69, 2004-06-13 12:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-06-13 12:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]adinaj69, 2004-06-13 12:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-06-13 01:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-06-13 08:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]criticalcricket, 2004-06-13 11:54 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-06-13 12:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]criticalcricket, 2004-06-13 12:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-06-13 01:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]criticalcricket, 2004-06-13 01:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-06-13 01:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]redpanda, 2004-06-13 12:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hugsnkisses, 2004-06-13 01:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]feenix, 2004-06-13 02:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-06-14 09:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-06-14 03:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]criticalcricket, 2004-06-15 04:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2004-06-13 11:54 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-06-13 01:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2004-06-13 04:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2004-06-13 09:29 pm UTC
She intended to report wank. - meshou, 2004-06-13 12:01 pm UTC
Re: She intended to report wank. - [info]threegoldfish, 2004-06-13 05:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]elfy, 2004-06-13 02:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2004-06-13 02:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]beccastareyes, 2004-06-13 10:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2004-06-14 04:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2004-06-14 04:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2004-06-14 05:02 pm UTC

[info]mariagoner
2004-06-13 11:50 am UTC (link)
I'm heading over there to post anonymously even as I type. Don't be haters-- just admit the idea is genius and wallow in the spooge once and for all!

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Umm - [info]agony, 2004-06-13 12:27 pm UTC
Re: Umm - [info]mariagoner, 2004-06-13 12:39 pm UTC
Re: Umm - [info]feenix, 2004-06-13 12:41 pm UTC
Re: Umm - [info]feenix, 2004-06-13 02:04 pm UTC
Re: Umm - [info]criticalcricket, 2004-06-13 12:44 pm UTC
Re: Umm - (Anonymous), 2004-06-13 12:46 pm UTC
Re: Umm - [info]agony, 2004-06-13 01:00 pm UTC
Re: Umm - [info]msmongi, 2004-06-13 01:41 pm UTC
Re: Umm - [info]agony, 2004-06-13 01:46 pm UTC
A Useful Social Service - [info]azazello, 2004-06-13 04:30 pm UTC
Re: A Useful Social Service - (Anonymous), 2004-06-14 03:07 pm UTC
Re: A Useful Social Service - [info]azazello, 2004-06-14 08:40 pm UTC
Re: A Useful Social Service - [info]palabradot, 2004-06-14 10:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]janegraddell, 2004-06-14 02:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ehann, 2004-06-14 04:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]azazello, 2004-06-14 09:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2004-06-14 05:43 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-06-13 11:55 am UTC (link)
Any fic that has links to artwork where the characters all look girly and/or Asian. You've seen the movie, people. Harry, Draco, Sirius, Remus are all fucking white.

Yes. Don't be so fucking uneducated and go see the movie. :D

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(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2004-06-13 12:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2004-06-13 12:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-06-13 09:52 pm UTC
OMG HIS HED IZ PASTEDE ON YAY
[info]darkvalkyrie
2004-06-13 04:59 pm UTC (link)
I would
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I would <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/community/fanfic_hate/474.html?thread=37338#t37338"point out the obvious</a> a little more, but I don't think I need to. <3

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[info]lcsbanana
2004-06-13 05:47 pm UTC (link)
*cries* nobody mentioned any of my stories! Admittedly I've only written two, and nobody read them, and it was three years ago, but DAMMIT I STILL SULK.

god, this is so entertaining. I love the person who keeps posting "*leaps*"...I understand there's some sort of in-joke there, whatever, I just find it hysterical. *LEAPS*!!!!11

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(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2004-06-13 06:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bookshop, 2004-06-13 07:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - tintin, 2004-06-13 07:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bookshop, 2004-06-13 07:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sajasma, 2004-06-13 08:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2004-06-13 07:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2004-06-13 09:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]afrai, 2004-06-13 10:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2004-06-14 03:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2004-06-14 04:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-06-14 04:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amasaglajax, 2004-06-14 10:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mirabellawotr, 2004-06-14 02:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bookshop, 2004-06-14 02:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sistermagpie, 2004-06-15 05:04 am UTC
(no subject) - chief, 2004-06-15 06:26 pm UTC
Mating Dance - [info]azazello, 2004-06-15 06:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hugsnkisses, 2004-06-21 03:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkerthanpale, 2004-06-21 04:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bookshop, 2004-06-21 04:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]darkvalkyrie, 2004-06-21 05:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]shoiryu, 2004-06-22 12:05 am UTC

[info]25th_of_april
2004-06-13 07:31 pm UTC (link)
In response to someone's confession that they wrote Oliver Wood cutting fic-

OMG U R A WOODCUTTER?

Now I'm sure this was tounge-in-cheek, but please someone tel me that this person is just really witty. Please tell me there is NOT a "Woodcutter" sub-fandom?

Please?

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(no subject) - [info]liarliar, 2004-06-14 12:38 am UTC
Re: - [info]25th_of_april, 2004-06-14 03:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sporked, 2004-06-14 07:43 am UTC
Re: - [info]25th_of_april, 2004-06-14 07:46 am UTC

[info]sarajayechan
2004-06-13 07:59 pm UTC (link)
*snicker* I may have to save that for future giggling. "Hate threads are beautiful"...that is classic.

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(no subject) - [info]chash, 2004-06-13 08:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2004-06-14 06:45 am UTC
Re: - [info]chash, 2004-06-14 07:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2004-06-14 08:08 am UTC
Re: - [info]chash, 2004-06-14 04:11 pm UTC

[info]ari_o
2004-06-14 12:17 am UTC (link)
Except a lot of that thread is always happens with Erin and Anna.

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(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2004-06-14 12:19 am UTC
(no subject) - tintin, 2004-06-14 01:57 am UTC
Re: - [info]ari_o, 2004-06-14 04:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2004-06-14 05:16 pm UTC
Re: - [info]ari_o, 2004-06-14 05:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - tintin, 2004-06-14 08:25 pm UTC
Re: - [info]ari_o, 2004-06-14 09:02 pm UTC

[info]doyle
2004-06-14 12:21 am UTC (link)
The wank's now being divided by fandom, starting with Harry Potter... and the very second anonymouse comment is about st00pid girls writing Buffyverse slash and how *real* gay people laugh at them.

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(no subject) - [info]mpoetess, 2004-06-14 01:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]imbrium, 2004-06-14 07:54 am UTC
Re: - [info]doyle, 2004-06-14 03:07 pm UTC

[info]shinigami_co
2004-06-14 08:00 am UTC (link)
Draco...chan?

Can't continue...brain broke...

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(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2004-06-15 08:49 pm UTC
Re: - [info]shinigami_co, 2004-06-15 11:39 pm UTC

[info]toxictattoo
2004-06-14 09:04 pm UTC (link)
An interesting trend to note.

The moment someone comes in to defend their fav wanked-upon author, the LJ owner freezes the thread.

Hm.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-06-14 10:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-06-15 06:06 pm UTC

[info]panthea
2004-06-15 05:04 am UTC (link)
Good God, why the fuck is it all Harry Potter fics? Jesus fucking H, people, there are plenty of overrated fics in other fandoms too!

Personally I was hoping to find one of my own mentioned. But I guess you gotta be rated before you can be overrated.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2004-06-16 01:36 am UTC (link)
Hee! This thread really does provide hours of fun and enjoyment to those with no life.

But lordy, get more femmeslashers in there. So much bile about the badfic lately. We'd swamp the thread.

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More wankage - new community
[info]hackthis
2004-06-16 11:55 pm UTC (link)
I tried to set this up as another thread, but it didn't work, so posting it here.

It seems that SpikedLuv created a new LJ community in direct response to the wankers people on Fan Fic Hate.

SpikedLuv says:

I've created a new LJ Community, partly in response to the community-that-shall-not-be-named. Instead of spreading hate, lets share the love. *G* Um, no, Tam, I'm actually talking about recs, not orgies, but I'm open to the idea.

If you're interested, please check out the community here.

This is what it's all about:

This is a multi-fandom LJ community for the sharing of m/m slash recs - fanfic, manips, icons, vids...anything that is slashy in nature. As the title says, share the m/m love. *g*

I am mostly involved in BtVS/Ats, Highlander, and Stargate SG-1, so that's where most of my recs will come from, but please don't feel limited by my interests. If there's a Harry Potter, LotR, PotC, or Sentinel story or author that we cannot (or should not) live without, let us know about it.

The fic/vid/author doesn't have to be new on the scene or even new to you. Is there an author you always turn to when you need a certain kind of fic? Then turn the rest of us on to them.

Original m/m slash recs are also encouraged.

I've actually spend so much time setting it up, I don't have time right now to do any recs of my own, but don't let that stop you from joining up and rec'ing away.



OMG, I can feel the love right now. :) Those meanies bullies over at FanFic Hate should be proud - look what they've spawned!

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Re: More wankage - new community - [info]hackthis, 2004-06-16 11:58 pm UTC

 
   
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