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RedPanda ([info]redpanda) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-06-13 02:30:00
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Current mood:energetic

I don't know how to describe this...
Is it wank? Is it just bizarre? I'm not sure. Basically "malaysian porcupine" declares her fanatical undying devotion to Dash Mihok, a distinctive-looking but little-known actor. (You might recognize him from "Romeo + Juliet" or "Day After Tomorrow.") Apparently:

    I was thinking, do u lot think Dash could be like a religion, I worship him everyday and only live for him. I even have a small shrine dedicated to him in my room! :D
W. T. F? And then katsqueek1111 shows up. In all caps. Declaring malaysian porcupine to be a idolator and attempting to convert her to Christianity in SCREAMING ALL-CAPS:

    I HAVE FACED REJECTION MANY TIMES IN MY LIFE. AS A CHILD GROWING UP, FROM FAMILY AND KIDS, AND AS AN ADULT. I KNOW YOUR PAIN. LIKE I SAID IT IS FUN TO LIKE AN ACTOR, BUT ITS TEMPORARY, IN TIME YOU WILL WANT A MORE CLOSER ONE ON ONE CONTACT TO MEET THAT VOID IN YOUR HEART. THATS WHERE ONLY GOD CAN FILL.
malaysian porcupine immediately backs away smiling glassily. ("Don't make eye contact...doooon't make eye contact...") jriepl tells katsqueek1111 to OMGSTFU. Surprisingly, she does. It's short and bite-sized!

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[info]mariagoner
2004-06-13 12:37 pm UTC (link)
Please God, let malaysian porcupine be exaggerating the extent of her ONE TRU WUV for comic purposes.

And if it she isnt't... well, I'd still be surprised. Because Dash Mihok? Looks like a low-rent (or should that be lower-rented?) version of David Boreanz. Ew ew ew ew ew.

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[info]redpanda
2004-06-13 09:53 pm UTC (link)
I was thinking that all through "Day After Tomorrow"! I was wondering, "Does David have a cousin?" I had to check when I got home, and that's how I found this...oddness.

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[info]squib
2004-06-14 03:35 am UTC (link)
Who did this Dash person play? I don't recognize the picture or the character name, and I saw the movie. Help?

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[info]redpanda
2004-06-14 03:51 am UTC (link)
He played Dennis Quaid's main character's sidekick. Jason something. The one who survived to the end. If you saw "Romeo + Juliet," he was Benvolio -- aka "Romeo's buddy who WASN'T Mercutio." Spent most of the movie bare-chested in a Hawaiian shirt, IIRC. :)

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(Anonymous)
2004-06-13 12:39 pm UTC (link)
People are so weird and it is so BEAUTIFUL. *admires*

- cocainepeaches

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[info]ashenmote
2004-06-13 12:53 pm UTC (link)
Bwah. Sadperson wants hug and gets Jesus. That always sad.

But I like the no-capslock happy end.

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nakannimi
2004-06-13 05:25 pm UTC (link)
Aww. When I was 13, I felt the exact same way about a certain rock star who shall remain nameless.

IT ISN'T GOOD TO PUT OUR MAIN FOCUS ON ANYBODY AND BASE OUR HAPPINESS ON THEM. NO ONE IS PERFECT. IT IS BEST TO ALLREADY BE HAPPY, AND THEN COME ALONG SIDE OF ANOTHER PERSON, AND BRING OUT THE BEST IN EACH OTHER (RELATIONSHIP OR FRIENDSHIP)

Hee. Sensible relationship advice (although perfectly rational advice somehow sounds insane when delivered in all caps) but it doesn't really apply to celebrity worship.

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[info]elanor_durall
2004-06-13 09:25 pm UTC (link)
Was it Leif Garett?

Heee!

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nakannimi
2004-06-14 12:18 am UTC (link)
No - much more embarrassingly, it was Jim Morrison. And this was 1991.

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[info]phosfate
2004-06-14 04:42 pm UTC (link)
Still better than Leif Garrett.

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[info]wickedripeplum
2004-06-13 06:00 pm UTC (link)
I THINK YOU AND I COME FROM A BACKGROUND WHERE WE WEREN'T TOLD ON A CONSISTANT BASIS, THAT WE WERE LOVED OR APPRECIATED. AND IT ALL STARTS WITH OUR FATHER AND HOW HE TREATED US.

What exactly is she saying here? That fathers are the only parent that can fuck us up or make us healthy adults? Now she could just mean that her father was a shithead, but that's a pretty big leap to make about someone else after only reading one obsessive post about Dash Mihok.

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[info]phosfate
2004-06-14 04:47 pm UTC (link)
She's alluding to the theory that girls' relationships with their fathers set the blueprint for their adult relationships with men. I think. Also that her dad is a dickhead.

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[info]wickedripeplum
2004-06-14 05:11 pm UTC (link)
That theory can kiss my ass. If you ask me that theory sounds vaguely electra complexy, so eww.

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[info]teratologist
2004-06-14 06:55 pm UTC (link)
Also possibly to the theory that people become atheists (and once you're saved enough, just about everyone on the other side of the Blood of the Lamb Line starts looking kind of atheisty) because of Rampant Daddy Issues.

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[info]shiirley
2004-06-13 07:02 pm UTC (link)
*facepalms* Why must she put 'malaysian' into her username? How insulting!

That's so degrading to a Malaysian-born FW-er like me... *pfft!* XD Didn't know that idiotic wankers exist in that part of the world.

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(Anonymous)
2004-06-15 10:00 am UTC (link)
Oh, I don't know, I feel kinda proud. LOL!

~serabut

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[info]mydemand
2004-06-16 05:18 pm UTC (link)
MALAYSIA BOLEH!

*Johor girl, though transplanted in KL*

Please do not think all Malaysians are like this. trust me, we've got enough OTF wank of our own.

(i don't think malaysia has porcupines anyway o_O)

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[info]chaimonkey
2004-06-13 07:12 pm UTC (link)
Sorry, still recovering from the fact that someone thinks Dash is even remotely attractive...

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[info]moljn
2004-06-13 09:23 pm UTC (link)
Aw. I think he's a cutie.

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[info]chaimonkey
2004-06-14 07:41 am UTC (link)
*shivvers*

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[info]cleolinda
2004-06-14 08:25 am UTC (link)
I thought he was cute in a goober sort of way in The Day After Tomorrow. I definitely remembered his face, though, which probably speaks well for his future as an actor.

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[info]reinhardt
2004-06-13 09:32 pm UTC (link)
Sorry. I got distracted by the guy's name. Dash Mihok ... *snicker*

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[info]redpanda
2004-06-13 09:55 pm UTC (link)
Rip McStronghuge!

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[info]gairid
2004-06-14 02:39 am UTC (link)
Dash Riprock from The Beverly Hillbillies and let's not forget Stump Beefchunk.

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[info]cleolinda
2004-06-14 08:25 am UTC (link)
Stove Ovenworth!

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[info]phosfate
2004-06-14 05:02 pm UTC (link)
Rip Plankchest!

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[info]cleolinda
2004-06-14 05:24 pm UTC (link)
Slate Fistcrunch!

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[info]raisedbyhyenas
2004-06-14 07:17 pm UTC (link)
Dick Butkis!

...no, wait...

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[info]rowan
2004-06-14 08:48 pm UTC (link)
*fangirls the whole comment thread* Space Mutiny!

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[info]cleolinda
2004-06-14 09:33 pm UTC (link)
Punch Rockgroin!

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[info]yadda
2004-06-14 11:01 pm UTC (link)
Blast Hardcheese!

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[info]cleolinda
2004-06-15 12:12 am UTC (link)
Splint Chesthair!

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[info]crickets
2004-06-15 04:31 am UTC (link)
Soggy keyboard!

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[info]cleolinda
2004-06-15 04:58 am UTC (link)
I WIN!

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[info]snarkbunny
2004-06-13 11:18 pm UTC (link)
*siiiiigh*

Every time I see someone acting dumb in the name of Christianity, I wish I could apologize on its behalf.

Of course, I'd be apologizing a lot, and mostly over people pretending to speak for someone other than themselves - so I guess my apologizing on the behalf of Christianity in general would be hypocritical. :P

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Re: In the name of...
(Anonymous)
2004-06-14 09:13 am UTC (link)
From what I've seen, you're going to love Saved! (The movie where Mandy Moore throws books at people...)

-Sherri, who is having one of those moments where being Jewish fills her with a great deal of pride.

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*sigh*
[info]serai
2004-06-14 06:52 am UTC (link)
You know, young girls are always going to get searing-blinding-burning crushes on guys and wrap their lives around them. For gods' sakes, it's part of life, whether they know the fellows or not. There's nothing either surprising or disturbing about it. Eventually, the gold loses its luster and they move on. (As I'm sure most of us can attest from past (and not-so-past) experience.) Just as long as they don't squeal in movie theaters, it's fine by me.

What I want to know is, what is it about being a bornagain that seems to compel people to write in all caps? Cause it's really annoying, if you ask me. Kinda like being buttonholed by some drunk on the street who wants to tell you about how fucking GREAT his Uncle Charlie is, at length and in detail.

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Re: *sigh*
[info]phosfate
2004-06-14 05:03 pm UTC (link)
You'd think they'd like lowercase more, since the little 't' looks more like a cross.

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Re: *sigh*
[info]crickets
2004-06-14 10:15 pm UTC (link)
*giggle!snort*

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Re: *sigh*
[info]raisedbyhyenas
2004-06-14 07:16 pm UTC (link)
*I* never did. And no girl I personally know ever built a shrine. So IMHO it's NOT normal, in fact it's VERY CREEPY...

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Re: *sigh*
[info]lokifin
2004-06-14 08:07 pm UTC (link)
True, the shrine is a bit much, but not that far off from the notebooks plastered with a crush's name and the collection of magazine articles, posters, etc., that the majority of girls wallpaper their lives with, just changing the subject of obsession every couple months or so. But then, to give her the benefit of the doubt, she may be using shrine to mean the 10 cut out pictures of the guy in her locker with little plastic roses taped around them or a collection of all the articles mentioning him and all his movies on a bookcase at home with a life-sezed poster of him over it for her to blow kisses at.

Then again, I think all preteen/teen girls have infinite potential to be creepy in their obsessions.

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Re: *sigh*
[info]danceswithelvis
2004-06-15 03:51 am UTC (link)
See...I never did any of that. No plastering my locker with Kirk Cameron...or who-ever was the 'hottie' of the week,or having notebooks with the name(s) cute guys on them...etc. *shudders* In fact, I don't think I've ever really had a crush. I've my favorite actors and the pretty boys I like to look at, but that's about it (pretty men are fun to oggle). Maybe I'm just odd.

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Re: *sigh*
[info]danceswithelvis
2004-06-15 03:53 am UTC (link)
Wait! I lied, there was one crush years ago when I was 10. DeForest Kelly. THe guy who played 'Bones' on the orginal Star Trek.

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Re: *sigh*
[info]lokifin
2004-06-16 10:16 pm UTC (link)
I'd go for you being in the minority on this. It's really, really typical for a preteen/early teenage girl to get obsessed in a really scary way with any boy in sight, whether a celebrity or a kid in her school. That said, it's not particularly healthy in my opinion, but most girls at least somewhat grow out of it. Eventually.


*shifty eyes*


*password protects files of Dom Monaghan pictures and sound tracks*

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Very odd.
[info]danceswithelvis
2004-06-14 07:20 am UTC (link)
Um...not sure what to say other than. Wow. Weirdness afoot on both sides.

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