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	ari_o 2004-06-14 12:00 am UTC (link)
	Yeah this was posted last week. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	wankprophet 2004-06-14 12:03 am UTC (link)
	http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/426042.html Victoria Bitter/Jordan Wood: the wank that keeps on giving. And giving. This wank's like an evil Santa Claus. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lessis 2004-06-14 12:35 am UTC (link)
	Ahh no wonder I missed it, it happened while I was at A-kon and had no internet (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: lessis 2004-06-14 12:03 am UTC (link)
	turns beet red Ooops I must have missed that some-how. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ari_o 2004-06-14 12:04 am UTC (link)
	here, and here on F_W. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tami_brown 2004-06-14 01:17 am UTC (link)
	Whats truly scary about it all? Is the she managed to get on Yahoo news......with the name Jordan Wood and it saying she's a guy....... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	rabbijones 2004-06-14 02:41 am UTC (link)
	What disturbs me is that this level of national exposure, small as it is, adds a certain level of credibility to her and whatever scam it is this week. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	p_tripp 2004-06-14 05:16 pm UTC (link)
	I thought that, too. I mean, research anyone? Someone at Yahoo needs to get sacked. I've held that opinion ever since they identified Viggo Mortenson as a "she" under his photo from one of the ROTK premieres. /bitchslap (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	iczer6 2004-06-14 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	I think they also said that PoA was about a student named 'Harry Potter' who gets knocked up trying to de-gay her boyfriend... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lessis 2004-06-15 01:46 am UTC (link)
	yep they did snickers (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	brown 2004-06-15 01:49 am UTC (link)
	oh my god! I thought iczer6 was being ironical, or snarky, or something. That's a keeper. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	chaimonkey 2004-06-15 02:30 am UTC (link)
	Especially when the bound boobies are clear as fucking day. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	moonjaguar 2004-06-15 06:14 am UTC (link)
	She did a better job this time. Unlike one of the Project Elanor pix where she's raising a rake and hello titties! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chaimonkey 2004-06-15 05:35 pm UTC (link)
	Oo, may I see? I've a friend who's got like, size D and can get them down to looking like man-titties (it helps that she's overweight). (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2004-06-14 01:38 am UTC (link)
	That picture is bound to give me nightmares... (Reply to this)

	frodaish 2004-06-14 04:17 am UTC (link)
	I saw this already but.. What the FUCK. This fandom is teh one crazy. It doesn't even make me laugh, it scares me that does. (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2004-06-14 04:34 am UTC (link)
	Oh great. This bitch is in my fandom now. (Reply to this)

HP ALWAYS Brings the Wank.

(Anonymous)
2004-06-14 09:31 am UTC (link)

Oh god, no. Ick.
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This is sort of a tip-off (if you can call it that) to some HP potential wank. I'd post it myself, but I've no account and no creation code.

Harry/Hermione Doll Porn on (get this) a conjugal bed of Pumpkin Pie. (http://www.livejournal.com/users/gryffindor_phan/25335.html) Seriously. Real Pumpkin Pie. She licked... never mind. You'll have to read the comments.

Gotta love the H.M.S. Pumpkin Pie. They're so easy to make fun of.

And just for fun... HP Toy and Figure Fun (http://www.livejournal.com/community/hptoynfigurefun/)

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	Re: HP ALWAYS Brings the Wank. cantinera 2004-06-14 01:31 pm UTC (link)
	Dude, that is so wrong. And such a waste of pumpkin pie, which is nummy. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: HP ALWAYS Brings the Wank. iczer6 2004-06-14 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	Hey I think the Hermione doll actually has a mini Time Tuner! What? Icz (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: HP ALWAYS Brings the Wank. moonjaguar 2004-06-14 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	I find action figure/doll pr0n funny as hell. Pumpkin pie! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	birdsinflight 2004-06-14 09:33 am UTC (link)
	Oh my god. I saw him a few weeks ago when I was in LA at the Chinese theatre. Heh. I knew I should've taken a picture, dammit. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	HER.... turimel 2004-06-15 12:33 am UTC (link)
	You mean HER, silly. And you should have grabbed her business card too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: HER.... khym_chanur 2004-06-15 02:43 am UTC (link)
	Actually, Birdy should have grabbed her crotch, to verify the existence of the Intellicock. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: HER.... rhi_silverflame 2004-06-15 03:24 am UTC (link)
	Eek. I could theoretically drive down there and do that, but I might have to cut my hand off afterward to ease the trauma. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	That's a beautiful idea turimel 2004-06-15 03:49 am UTC (link)
	but really, no one should touch that particular crotch without a HazMat license. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sorry, teenspeak (Anonymous) 2004-06-15 04:00 am UTC (link)
	LOLOLOL! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: That's a beautiful idea moonjaguar 2004-06-15 06:16 am UTC (link)
	Ewww... even if I was wearing welder's gloves and she was wearing a packer I'd fear some kind of virus that eats my money. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: HER.... birdsinflight 2004-06-15 07:31 am UTC (link)
	Oops, sorry. I'd never heard of her before. I had no idea. That would have been too funny, dammit. sigh Next time... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	beandelphiki 2004-06-15 04:26 am UTC (link)
	She's cute. oblivious (Reply to this)(Thread)

	sporfle turimel 2004-06-16 12:11 am UTC (link)
	Actually, the sad thing is that she really is beautiful. Too bad the surface doesn't reflect the fact that she's batshit crazy and rotten to the core on the INSIDE. (Reply to this)(Parent)