BatmanBegins!Wank...slightly stale, but still crunchy
I'm absolutely amazed that this didn't get posted already, but hey...as long as we get to mock it, who cares when it's done? Anyway...

Aint-It-Cool-News, ye olde hotspot of wank, posts an article concerning the new Batman Begins movie and some casting choices, but a sidenote concerning a comment of Michael Caine's (he's playing Alfred) brings the spooge.

Finally, he noted an interesting aside Michael Caine made to him about Superman and Batman, the former being how America views itself, the latter, darker character being how the rest of the world views America.

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My favorites:
If Batman is America, surely Robin would be Iraq? Both fucked up the ass daily

NEW RULE: If you're past the age of twelve and you still think comic books and movies based on them should be "dark" (whatever the fuck that means), you are 300+ pounds of queerbait and should contemplate suicide.

is there a country america doesnt hate? Its the only way yanks can learn geography

America.........Ren? or Stimpy?