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darkvalkyrie
2004-06-18 07:46 am UTC (link)

I'm not sure whether to believe that place is legit or if it was set up solely for the purpose of inviting drama. I'm leaing towards door number two, though. I have to wonder why some of the posters don't just, y'know, defriend 'em if they don't like them, but whatevah.

Bah, who cares. That post and the replies are teh funneh.

(...heh, I've dealt with the person mentioned in this link before, and she's a living breathing Mary Sue. I shit you not.)

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	speshulduck 2004-06-18 08:32 am UTC (link)
	[boggles at her userinfo] Honestly, how many pictures can one possibly NEED to describe themselves? Though I must admit I had a rather nice laugh at her Written Description Of Herself Where Every Word Is Capitalized. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ilpalazzo 2004-06-18 10:47 am UTC (link)
	You'll Notice If You Read Any Of Her Journal That It's All Like That. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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How to write Journal Userinfo
(Anonymous)
2004-06-21 01:49 am UTC (link)

GOOD:

"I'm a librarian in Boston who enjoys baseball and Neal Stephenson novels. I collect Fiestaware and Volks/Tsukuda anime dolls, and I live in a small apartment with my husband and our cat." This tells the reader plenty of things, including a basic overview of your hobbies, your personal life, and your job, without getting into unnecessarily long descriptions.

BAD:

Three hundred images, many of which are animated, followed by "I Am A Goddess"-style blather. This tells the reader only one thing: YOU ARE STUPID.

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	lovelypoet 2004-06-18 08:39 am UTC (link)
	twitch The paragraph about her eyes... the fact that I made it past all the fucking pictures to get that far. She's a "heliophobe" but apparently lives in Florida? I feel the urge to go write horridly melodramatic poetry about woodland sprites now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ilpalazzo 2004-06-18 09:13 am UTC (link)
	(this preview has been approved for all audiences by the Motion Picture Association of America) Run! Run like the wind! Look, over that hill--it's the CURSE OF THE AMERICELTIC PRE-RAPHAELITE WATER FAIRY VAMPIRE PRINCESS FROM FLORIDA! And it's coming straight toward us! It's got A SWORD! blood splatters lavishly onto the camera lens (Reply to this)(Parent)

	banal_o_rama 2004-06-19 05:30 am UTC (link)
	ICON! ::eats:: (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	Mary Sue (Anonymous) 2004-06-18 09:29 am UTC (link)
	Is it bad that when I saw the ...drawn? computer image of herself in the black and red "goth" dress, all I could think of was pig. Pig. Pig. It's not because she's a bit on the overweight side, its the nose and ears. But damn she's got to be the most deluded person I've seen online in a long time. LG (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Mary Sue (Anonymous) 2004-06-18 09:48 am UTC (link)
	She's an oinker all right. And take it FROM an oinker. At least I'm not delusional about it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Mary Sue mirabellawotr 2004-06-18 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	Did you notice that her comment link says "# Tossed Pearls"? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	Re: Mary Sue melange 2004-06-19 04:33 am UTC (link)
	I found real pictures of her over at the most pretentious ratings community ever. She's pretty, but nothing particularly striking. Although those pics are really over-lit, so I guess that you can't really tell how she'd look in normal light. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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adinaj69
2004-06-18 01:07 pm UTC (link)

You know.. I play in RPGs. I go to cons as often as monetarily possible. I am one of the most shameless geeks I know, really, other than my friend's dad who dresses in full tartans for the Reniassance Festival, including the bagpipes.

Yet here I sit, shocked. Awed at the pure.. I'm not sure what. Wiggage, for one. Or it may well be the smoke rising from my router after loading all of those quiz results in the info.

*boggled*

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	eljuno 2004-06-19 01:05 am UTC (link)
	I'm shocked, because I have finally met Mary Sue. And she needs to do her eye makeup better. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? jess_d_ripper 2004-06-18 02:22 pm UTC (link)
	Apparently she found Livejournal. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (Anonymous) 2004-06-20 06:49 am UTC (link)
	Just spit water on the computer screen! (Reply to this)(Parent)

nakannimi
2004-06-18 04:44 pm UTC (link)

Wow. She really is a Mary Sue - right down to the color changing eyes.

EYE COLOUR: A Clear Crystalline Grey That Shifts In Colour From Grey To Blue, To Green, To Violet And Sometimes Almost Silver, Depending On My Mood And My Clothes. I Have A Darker Grey Ring Around My Irises {Said To Be The Mark Of One With Faerie Blood And A Natural Witch} And Unusual *Lightning Bolt* Markings In Both Irises. My Eyes Are Quite Cat~Like, Almond Shaped. People Are Always Telling Me That I Have *Faerie Eyes* And Saying That My Eyes Are *Ancient*, *Ageless* *Endless*, And *Full Of Wisdom*

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lovelypoet
2004-06-18 10:07 pm UTC (link)

I just love that her eyes are apparently amazing enough for people to constantly be commenting on. THe most anyone has ever said about my eyes was "huh, do they have a little bit of green in them?" and that was coming from a make-up artist trying to sell me eye-shadow.

And dude, Lightning Bolt Markings (god help me I'm following her capitalization) in the irises? WTF? Who really looks at their irises that closely. Is this some new version of inkblots or cloud gazing?

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	rikoshi 2004-06-19 01:02 am UTC (link)
	That capitalization scheme is making my eyes BLEED. (Reply to this)(Parent)

banal_o_rama
2004-06-19 05:40 am UTC (link)

True To My Vampire Princess Nature I Am A Devout Heliophobe, Avoiding The Sun Like The Plague! I Was Blessed By Inheriting The *Celtic Rose* Complexions Of Both My Irish And Cornish Grandmums And Am As Pale As A Gardenia In The Moonlight {Except For That Oh So Familiar Celtic Trait Of Naturally Blushing Cheeks}

Man, I can't go outside because I'll either get cancer from my dad's genes or severe vitiligo from my mom's. I wish I was an Internet deity instead of some fat dork with defective genetics. :(

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judyhazeleyes
2004-06-19 09:57 pm UTC (link)

The biggest theme in her bio/whateverthehellthatis seems to be people "telling her" about her various otherworldly, beauteous, vomit-inducing assets, in some effort to convince us that she doesn't sit in front of the mirror all day developing new descriptions for her own dazzling beauty.

If these people exist, will they please line up to be severely bitchslapped?

If they do not exist, will she kindly accept a few of my meds, as hers don't seem to be doing the trick?

Thank you, and have a nice day.

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mirabellawotr
2004-06-18 05:07 pm UTC (link)

...oh, she is not for real. That is so someone's mockity-mock sockpuppet LJ.

Right?

RIGHT?

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	xeno4eyes 2004-06-18 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	I kind of lost it immediately after reading the title of her LJ: "The Realm Of The Ethereal, Swirly, Water~Fae Girly" Swirly girly is oh so gawth. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	phosfate 2004-06-18 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	My imaginary-husband sense is tingling. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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panthea
2004-06-19 05:21 am UTC (link)

ETHNIC HERITAGE: 1/4 Irish, I/4 Scottish, 1/4 Welsh, 1/4 Cornish ~ Also Romani Gypsy And Cherokee {Through My Darling Mum}

Wow. Y'know, I'm so glad she posted that information, so we can know exactly how much of her comes from exactly which strain of Anglo-Saxon. And did anyone else notice the extraneous ethnicities shoehorned in? Methinks somebody failed Advanced Fractions in grammar school.

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	gjeanz 2004-06-19 10:00 am UTC (link)
	AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....sobs and falls over into a pile MY EYES. Blinkieuselessgifshit everywhere and....the craziness! AGHHHHHH. So much to criticize! Brain..overloading..! smoke puffs out ears (Reply to this)(Parent)

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