Thunder-Wank is go!
The "Thunderbirds" movie's not even out yet, but S.I.G. for wank:

From movie-source.com

Kim: Damn you, filthy americans! Especially Jonathan Frakes! How dare you make a movie directed at kids based on a show that was directed at kids?!

Zarius: "the veichles look like giant condoms"

Michael: I want marionettes with strings you can see from a mile away, not real people!

On IMDB:

j-kyffin: What no bad language,well you know I feel sorry that everything these days has to contain foul abusive language,gay or lesbian scenes and you know there are now a growing number of people who are absolutely sick of it,like the endless popups,and spam I get.

burrobaggy: Yeah, it is the kind of trailer that makes you want to see a four-hour subtitled Turkish film about goatherding instead. I hate to say it, but even Catwoman doesn't look this bad, and that's going some.

[ED: This is the sound of the lonely goatherd. Lay-ee Yo-de-lay-ee Yo-de-lay-ee-HOOO! Damn you, burrobaggy!!!]