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Shannon (bardsong) wrote in fandom_wank,
@ 2003-05-04 21:20:00

Current mood:	confused
Current music:	John McCutcheon - All God's Critters

Not sure if this belongs here or not...
I was doing a search on Yahoogroups and came across this gem of a group description.

The group is here

The description:
"A place for lovers of slash in Harry Potter. Pairings are limited, because there are just some pairings I will NOT have posted onto this site, okay? Example
- any Voldemort/? fics. Or Dumbledore/? fics. 'Cause that's just gross, okay? Main pairings will be - Harry/Draco, Harry/Draco/Ron, Harry/Ron, Ron/Draco,
Percy/Oliver, Harry/Snape, Remus/Sirius, Remus/Snape, Remus/Sirius/Snape, Fred/George, Harry/Sirius, Harry/Remus/Snape, Harry/Remus/Sirius, Ginny/Hermione.
Feel free to post your fics/pics, and comments about anything on the site. But, please, no nasty stuff, okay? Example - non-con. Oh, and put in the header
of a fic the rating and pairings and title of the fic, okay? Just so we all know the basics. Well, wind to thy wings! Esca *^_-*"

So twincest is OK, but sex with old people is not...Could someone explain the logic here?

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	arabella 2003-05-05 05:25 am UTC (link)
	Could someone explain the logic here? ... Does "logic" ever come into decisions made by 13 year old girls? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	bardsong 2003-05-05 05:41 am UTC (link)
	You have a point there. Although I think I'm tempted to write Dumbledore/Voldemort just to see if anyone notices... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	arabella 2003-05-05 05:55 am UTC (link)
	And more than likely, I would read that.... I wonder what that list owner would do if you posted it. Might be worth a laugh for some day that you're up at 2 AM. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	oxydosic 2003-05-05 05:58 am UTC (link)
	They do however allow Snape pairings. I guess Snape isn't TOO old and icky. And, i guess i can't hate this group too much, because as long as Snape can shag, all is right with the world. goes to find some Snape smut (Reply to this)(Thread)

	darkrose 2003-05-05 06:45 am UTC (link)
	Well yeah, because fanon!Snape smells of mint; his hair is soft, not greasy, and he's the Slytherin Sex God. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bardsong 2003-05-05 06:48 am UTC (link)
	Slytherin sex god? Isn't that supposed to be fannon Draco? I mean, there are such glaring differences between fannon Snape and fannon Draco...:P (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Ow.. hakainokami 2003-05-05 07:28 am UTC (link)
	My moniter is never going to forgvie you. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	telesilla 2003-05-05 10:10 am UTC (link)
	Snape is really part Veela, you know. He has to keep his hair greasy because if he didn't, his students would never pay attention to what he's trying to teach them.. In the best HP tradition, this is not my idea. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oxydosic 2003-05-05 02:30 pm UTC (link)
	No no no...he uses a special charm to make himself look ugly and greasy. Without the charm he is ruggedly handsome and droolworthy. Am i the only one who wants to do greasy!Snape? He's eeevil looking, its sexay. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cimorene111 2003-05-07 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	might have something to do with movie snape, who is played by an extremely hot guy, and whose hair is over-styling-producted as opposed to oily. ::licks your icon surreptitiously:: not that i'm complaining. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cmikhailovic 2003-05-05 09:00 am UTC (link)
	Well of course twincest is okay. It's ~~hot~~ practically canon, after all. But Dumbledore/Voldemort is ~~not hot~~ evil and wrong. What I want to know is, where are the other Weasleycest pairings? Bill/Charlie? Percy/Ron? Twins/Everyone? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	You forgot... purplepopple 2003-05-05 03:25 pm UTC (link)
	Ginny/Molly cause mmmm hotness. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	snacky 2003-05-05 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	So twincest is OK, but sex with old people is not...Could someone explain the logic here? Um, old people are wrinkly and twins are not? I know, but it's the only thing I could think of. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	mer1973 2003-05-05 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	You're putting waaay to much thought into it. It's just that old people are gross and never ever have sex. Kinda like our parents. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	allen 2003-05-05 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	EXACTLY like our parents. That's a visual I never want to ever have, ever. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mer1973 2003-05-05 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	Visual? I laugh at imagined visuals. I've had actual sound. claws at ears in memory I have been scarred for life. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	allen 2003-05-05 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, oh, ew. EW. EW. :: offers brain bleach :: (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mer1973 2003-05-05 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	::accepts bleach::: Aiiiieeee, it burns,b ut thanks. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	darthtall 2003-05-05 11:54 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, man, you too? shakes head sadly, goes back to scrubbing brain with Wire Brush of Doom (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mireille 2003-05-05 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	What if I wrote twincest set in, say, 2064, when the twins were in their eighties? Would that be okay, or gross? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ivyblossom 2003-05-05 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	dies laughing DO IT! DO IT! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mireille 2003-05-05 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	You're EVIL. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	misswindy 2003-05-05 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	I'm with Ivy!!!! Do it!!! You get extra cookies if you write them as a threesome with fellow octegenarian, Lee Jordan. Think about the potential for unexplored kinks!! "I'm going to go down on you now," Lee's shaky whisper drifted to George's ears as he caressed Fred's pitiful attempt at a comb-over. "But first, I have to take out my teeth..." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	maryavatar 2003-05-06 02:15 am UTC (link)
	"But first, I have to take out my teeth..." dies Honestly, I'm in actual pain now. Thank you for your joke o' doom. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	misswindy 2003-05-06 03:27 am UTC (link)
	Heeeee! And also, sorry ;) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lasultrix 2003-05-07 04:02 pm UTC (link)
	cringes I'm horribly reminded of a John Irving book I read where a teenage boy was kissing a girl who'd had all her teeth knocked out by rapists and he really enjoyed the way her mouth was more... cavernous... Is that an argument for toothless old men giving better head? Because if so, I have to kill myself now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cimorene111 2003-05-07 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	EWWWWWWWWWWW. kill me while you're at it? (Reply to this)(Parent)

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