I'm leaving f_w. Forevah.
Seriously, guys, I can't take the unfunny infighting, backstabbing, and all-around bitching anymore. I thought it was a phase that would pass, but it's just gotten progressively worse.

When I first came to fandom_wank last summer, it was pure heaven. We all had WONDERFUL lesbian sex got along perfectly, never argued with one another, and made extremely witty sometimes and cutting remarks towards our targets. We were truly the leading edge of Internet humor.

Recently, though, I find that the quality of wank has been slipping because it doesn't entertain me, dammit! And I don't give a shit if everyone else is having fun, I AM BIGGER THAN FANDOM_WANK and therefore, it should be all about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!, and so has the humor. Unfortunately, I fully and honestly believe that it's due to the new members that have joined in the past few months because, as we all know, n00bs are the root of all evil.

Therefore, I am forced to hang up my wanka hat, unless one condition is met:

All accounts that have joined after me are erased from the database and their IPs banned. No more accounts are allowed onto Journalfen, EVAH. Because, of course, stasis is the key to a thriving web community.

However, since I don't think that this is going to be met, ever, I'd like to say goodbye and write angsty H/D where Gryffindor represents teh eval lesbain hivevagina that is fandom_wank (those eval bitches) and Slytherin is good and pure. You know how to contact me if you want to talk about how much of a drama queen I'm being.

Pay attention to me, dammit!