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	wereleggo 2004-06-25 04:41 am UTC (link)
	You are the trolls! You are all trolls! Aaaaahahaha. "I'm out of order? YOU'RE out of order! The WHOLE DAMN COURT is out of order!" Beautiful. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	plazmah 2004-06-25 06:01 am UTC (link)
	That was the wankiest and therefore funniest response ever. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: wereleggo 2004-06-25 12:22 pm UTC (link)
	It made me happy in my secret place. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	plazmah 2004-06-25 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	There was enough hilariously gratuitous capslock to send me to into a state of orgasmic delight. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: wereleggo 2004-06-25 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	Mmmm, delicious capslock. chomp (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2004-06-25 07:39 am UTC (link)
	people do mastorabat u now! Bwahahahahaha That's just priceless (Reply to this)

zarla
2004-06-25 07:49 am UTC (link)

You've made my point for me. Only children write G rated fanfic.

people do mastorabat u now!

>Quote: You obviously wouldn't recognize quality erotica if it spanked you on the ass.
>I wouldn't recognize anything if it spanked me on the arse. At least, not until after the reconstructive surgery.

Is that a threat? I'll report you.

Oh man, this whole flame war is classic on SO many levels.

You, Madam can go to HELL

IT'S MISTRESS NOT MADAM YOU STUPID BITCH.

Although that may be the crowning gem for me.

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	zarla 2004-06-25 07:50 am UTC (link)
	Argh, rogue italics tag! Darn it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	nostalgia 2004-06-25 07:52 am UTC (link)
	She maintains her dignity even while forced to endure the admiral's invasion of her anus. I think that shows the character's strength. ded (Reply to this)(Thread)

	electricchick 2004-06-25 04:47 pm UTC (link)
	Your icon rocks on so many levels. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: nostalgia 2004-06-25 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	But your icon is smiling! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2004-06-28 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	May I just say, that is the most hilarious and spiffy icon ever? :D --Nenya Kanadka, Stargate newbie & GAFFer (Reply to this)(Parent)

cjk
2004-06-25 12:26 pm UTC (link)

Only children write G rated fanfic.

people do mastorabat u now!

How dare you call me a troll! You are the ones who attacked me. I had to come here to defend myself and my art because of you mean-spirited critical right-wing moral Nazis.

You're the one who is a bigot! All you sex-hating Christian wackos do is go around trying to ban everything for being dirty and naughty and evil. Everything that isn't the bible is wrong! Well there is rape in the bible! I bet you didn't know that, did you? I guess you'd better hurry up and ban that, you book burning freak.

IT'S MISTRESS NOT MADAM YOU STUPID BITCH.

My success speaks for itself. I am done with you people

I have hundreds of fans. What do you have, honey? Your sad little sexless prayer meetings?

Do yourself a favor and buy a vibrator, honey. Then maybe you'll see why the rest of the world likes my stories.

This is exactly the sort of thing Anne Rose does! This is why everyone hates her! I'm sure shes the one who started this thread. She is a mean vindactive little cunt who ruined our fandom!!! [...] VBA is the most respected fanfic contest on the internet and shes just jealous that no one good ever enters Ripples.

Oh, Lord. *on the floor, twitching*

Have I missed anything?

*ded*

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	pyratejenni 2004-06-26 03:49 am UTC (link)
	Only children write G rated fanfic. In the pit of angst that's Tower Mountain, I got most the compliments on my cute-little-girl-saves-mice-from-snakes story. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sadisticferret 2004-06-25 02:43 pm UTC (link)
	...Dude. I don't know whether to laugh or go purify my mind with saffic smut. Ah, what the hell. I'll do both. points and laughs But you know, if any of my fanfic ever got reported to GAFF or somewhere like it, I'd probably be thrilled. But then, I'm an attention whore. Good attention, bad attention, who cares? My fic is being read, yay! (Reply to this)

	starfish 2004-06-25 03:29 pm UTC (link)
	dont do spell chek cuz it takes 2 long it stops on evE word & i get reel bord Best Sigline Evar. Also, I think I'm in love with the poster named danAlwyn. (Reply to this)

	cpip 2004-06-25 06:26 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, this was very good and entertaining. "Mistress," indeed. Screeching Irate Defender-of-the-Smut wank is some of the tastiest! (Reply to this)

	random_dent 2004-06-25 10:06 pm UTC (link)
	Why do all the wanks on messageboards I'm on happen when I'm away? S'not faaaaaiiir. (btw, there are acouple of my stories that are reported to GAFF regularly, which is one of the reasons that I leave them up...) (Reply to this)