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Olivia ([info]livviebway) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-06-28 23:35:00
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Welsh actor girlfriend wank!
Just a bite sized IMDB wank. I just saw "King Arthur" and being the fangirl of Ioan Gruffudd that I am, I started hopping around on various fan sites about him. I ran across some posts about his girlfriend, Alice Evans, filled with complaints about her acting abilities, "She's just using him for publicity," "How dare you say those horrible things about her?", and someone claiming to be Alice Evans. And lots of deleted posts, alas.

Bite-Sized Wank

And now I go off to watch Hornblower...

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[info]mariagoner
2004-06-29 11:37 am UTC (link)
Nice to see that even snobs who watch Masterpiece Theatre can hate the baby mommas of their man. We're all human, after all.

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[info]smo
2004-06-29 05:19 pm UTC (link)
Well, if PBS can have reality shows, I suppose anything's possible.

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[info]dana
2004-06-29 11:53 am UTC (link)
He has a girlfriend, and she's a girl?

Wow. Not being facetious, but, yeah, I always thought, not often mind you, because I just don't really care, that he was gay.

I dunno why *shrug*. Learn something new every day.

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[info]mariagoner
2004-06-29 11:59 am UTC (link)
I bet you 2:1 odds that half of his fans think that the girly he has is really a beard covering up for all the hot stud co-stars he's doing on the side.

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[info]dana
2004-06-29 12:08 pm UTC (link)
I'd be lying if I said the thought hasn't ever occured to me, but I'll quash it.

Wishful thinking methinks?

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[info]mariagoner
2004-06-29 05:40 pm UTC (link)
That, and the fallacy of thinking every hot star must be a Tom Cruise in training.

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[info]moonjaguar
2004-06-29 06:03 pm UTC (link)
This has been going on for a few years, the whole "all IG's girlfriends are beards and his one twoo wuv is Mattie Rhys!". Um... maybe he likes girls or something?

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[info]skarrow
2004-06-30 01:37 am UTC (link)
We just like to read FAR too much into those smouldering glances Robert Lindsay throws his way in Hornblower.

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[info]moonjaguar
2004-06-30 04:30 am UTC (link)
Or Jamie Bamber, or Paul McGann, or Sean Gilder, or, or....

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[info]livviebway
2004-06-30 04:49 am UTC (link)
For being so uptight, Horatio sure is getting to be quite a little manwhore, isn't he?

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Horatio, the tightass little princess
[info]moonjaguar
2004-06-30 06:02 am UTC (link)
I forgot what the name of that godawful movie was with Sherilyn Fenn with bleached hair and some melonheaded guy with a ponytail and Kristy McNichol... well anyway Melonheaded Ponytail Guy calls SF's character a tightass princess and then says "You look like a princess... and you have a tight ass.."

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[info]misswindy
2004-06-29 05:26 pm UTC (link)
wanking IMDB= shooting fish in a barrel.

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[info]mariagoner
2004-06-29 05:39 pm UTC (link)
True... but at least we finally have something that doesn't involve the increasingly convoluted wanking of a particularly persistent troll. Phoenix or Seris, anyone?

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**eek!!**
[info]moonjaguar
2004-06-29 06:07 pm UTC (link)
Don't mention their names!

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Re: **eek!!**
[info]mariagoner
2004-06-29 06:10 pm UTC (link)
Nah, don't worry. You need to say their names three times in a row to properly summon them.

Phoenix! Phoenix! Phoe--!!

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Re: **eek!!**
[info]moonjaguar
2004-06-29 06:13 pm UTC (link)
Seris, Sheris, Cherish!

*blinks*

...nothing happened.

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Re: **eek!!**
[info]rhi_silverflame
2004-06-30 04:24 am UTC (link)
*molests your icon*

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Re: **eek!!**
[info]moonjaguar
2004-06-30 04:30 am UTC (link)
*icon is molested by an amorphous dancing tentacled pink thingy*
*Horatio likes it*
*Horatio wonders if it's against any of the Articles of War*

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Re: **eek!!**
[info]beccastareyes
2004-06-30 05:41 am UTC (link)
Believe it or not, that's a cat. A very boneless cat, but a cat.

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Re: **eek!!**
[info]moonjaguar
2004-06-30 06:00 am UTC (link)
A cat is definitely against the Articles of War.

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Re: **eek!!**
[info]livviebway
2004-07-01 12:22 am UTC (link)
Choo Choo Bear/Horatio slash. So, so, so wrong. ;-) Besides, it'd make Archie jealous.

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[info]livviebway
2004-06-29 09:01 pm UTC (link)
Whales in a teacup. I know, I know.

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[info]moonjaguar
2004-06-29 09:10 pm UTC (link)
Problem is, if you harpoon whales in a teacup, you wreck a lot of good teacups that way.

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[info]moonjaguar
2004-06-29 06:10 pm UTC (link)
The IMdB boreds: there's a sockpuppet born every minute and at least one dork who believes it's the genuine article.

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