Death Note's First Wank
There's some classic yaoi wank going down in the tiny fandom of Death Note. It's a manga involving a psycho main character, Raito, with a Notebook of Death who wants to cleanse the Earth of criminals. Also, a super smart teenage investigator, L, who attends school with Raito while attempting to gather enough evidence to arrest him. (Are you sensing where the slash is coming from?) That's a really terrible summery so just go read it.

OP: What's up with all the yaoi! AREN'T ANY OF YOU REAL FANS! And I am not a lesbian!
Others: RIGHT ON!
More Others: Plz be rational, people.
Even More Others: STEP OFF, BITCH!

The OP has isn't commenting so it's small but still mildly amusing. Btw, the main reason I'm posting this is because I want everyone to read DN because it's the shit.