kerikeri
2004-07-01 12:23 am UTC (link)

Damn. I saw that she'd posted in her journal about it, but last I checked, there wasn't much wank there, so I kind of forgot about it. Thanks for posting the followup.

This girl's a nut. I love how she had to point out how professional everyone on her friends list is (apparently "My friends are smarter than yours" is an effective way to win an argument now). And the "How dare you address me by my Livejournal username, you dirty icky anonymouse!"

And isn't there a Jurisimprudence law about how feeling the need to call attention to what a "bitch" you are probably means you're not very good at being one? If not, there should be.

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iczer6
2004-07-01 12:39 am UTC (link)

This girl's a nut. I love how she had to point out how professional everyone on her friends list is (apparently "My friends are smarter than yours" is an effective way to win an argument now).

I was rather irked when she actually had the gall to tell someone who lost their vigirinity, willingly, at a rather young age, that they were raped.

And basically says that young looking women can't date men who look older than they are because it will offend her.

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	redjackcash 2004-07-01 01:24 am UTC (link)
	I was rather irked when she actually had the gall to tell someone who lost their vigirinity, willingly, at a rather young age, that they were raped. Yeah, although I do have to say, 21-year old guy having sex with a 13-year old? Sets off my creepy alarms... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

iczer6
2004-07-01 01:47 am UTC (link)

Yeah, although I do have to say, 21-year old guy having sex with a 13-year old? Sets off my creepy alarms...

I did raise an eyebrow at that, *but* I wasn't there, I don't know the situation or the people involved and if she says that it was cool with her then I don't see why it should bother me.

I was annoyed by the holier-than-thou tone she seemed to have.

Icz

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redjackcash
2004-07-01 02:24 am UTC (link)

I did raise an eyebrow at that, *but* I wasn't there, I don't know the situation or the people involved and if she says that it was cool with her then I don't see why it should bother me.

True enough, true enough. It doesn't bother me, per say, as much as make me wonder why the guy couldn't find ladies his own age. But, if it gave her a good first sexual experience, more power to her.

I was annoyed by the holier-than-thou tone she seemed to have.

The first poster of the reply? Both were equally wanky.

OP: OMG THIS IS SERIOUS NO ONE SHOULD EVAR JOKE!11!! P.S. IT'S WRONG~!
Anonymouse: P-shaw, I had sex at that age. And I'M TOTALLY OK WITH IT I SWAER OMG DON'T LOOK AT ME.
OP: OMG STFU I AM MORE TORTURED THAT YOU KTHXBI.

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	iczer6 2004-07-01 02:27 am UTC (link)
	I thought the reply was wankier because it was like the OP was ordering her to be traumatized. But yeah the whole thread just seems to be a trainwreck of people sharing waaaaay too much about their sex lives. Icz (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	redjackcash 2004-07-01 02:32 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, pretty much. The internet: Taking the "my dick is bigger" argument to new levels. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2004-07-01 04:05 am UTC (link)
	I was rather irked when she actually had the gall to tell someone who lost their vigirinity, willingly, at a rather young age, that they were raped. That's what pissed me off. (Reply to this)(Parent)

pokecheck
2004-07-01 12:40 am UTC (link)

And isn't there a Jurisimprudence law about how feeling the need to call attention to what a "bitch" you are probably means you're not very good at being one? If not, there should be.

Oh hellz yeah. More often then not, self-proclaimed anythings are usually...not.

I think, "my friends smell fresher than yours," might be an okay argument. Or maybe an Okay! argument.

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	mpoetess 2004-07-01 01:58 am UTC (link)
	I think, "my friends smell fresher than yours," might be an okay argument. It sure as hell needs to be an icon! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pokecheck 2004-07-01 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Here you go! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mpoetess 2004-07-01 06:15 am UTC (link)
	Awh, yeah! Awesome! I was even thinking it should have "I win!" on the end of it. Thanks! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ashenmote 2004-07-01 09:10 am UTC (link)
	Prettyprettyprettyprettyprettyfunny icon! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	darkwitch666 2004-07-01 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, shit, your icon makes me cry tears of hysterical joy. Just like the "fresher" one. I'm going to need a moment...excuse me....sniff (Reply to this)(Parent)

The guy's no prize, but...
(Anonymous)
2004-07-01 01:08 am UTC (link)

... it sounds like he's merely your garden-variety jerk who's read too many issues of Maxim, rather than a genuine chicken hawk.

I can sympathize with KimNicole up to a point, but yeesh. Could she have picked a slimmer excuse to drag out her childhood trauma? It smacks of the "it's all about me and my issues" attitude that I am so. damn. tired. of seeing on the 'net.

- mediumdave

BTW, this is my first comment here; where has this community been all my life? =)

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	Re: The guy's no prize, but... (Anonymous) 2004-07-01 04:05 am UTC (link)
	Probably pointing and laughing at you. :) ...Okay, I really responded to squee at your username. Yay for Terry Pratchett references! (Unless you meant some other medium Dave, of course). -Ishtar (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: The guy's no prize, but... nevadafighter 2004-07-01 09:53 am UTC (link)
	Need a code? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: The guy's no prize, but... (Anonymous) 2004-07-01 05:46 pm UTC (link)
	Need a code? I thought you'd never ask! :) (Hi Ishtar! Yes, it's a reference to Terry Pratchett's Ankh-Morpork thug who is considered an intellectual because most of his tattoos are spelled correctly.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: The guy's no prize, but... nevadafighter 2004-07-01 09:56 pm UTC (link)
	nevadafighter at hotmail dot com and it's yours. :) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cie_anthy 2004-07-01 01:34 am UTC (link)
	You know, for a woman who claims that she doesn't understand the appeal of shock value, she sure does type in extra noticeable font about her sexual abuse. Additionally, the reaction to be called by name? WTF? Sure, addressing someone by name isn't needed, but it can be nice. Yeesh, she's overreacting to freakin' everything. Wanky, wanky, wanky. (Reply to this)

	redjackcash 2004-07-01 02:32 am UTC (link)
	What? YOU MEAN YOU LIKE SEX? GASP! SEX SHOULD TRAUMATIZE YOU! Don't you know any better? P.S. And there is nothing about sex that is funny. EVAR. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	puipui 2004-07-01 06:53 am UTC (link)
	P.S. And there is nothing about sex that is funny. EVAR. Not even a little cute floppy penis when it's all tired and, like, not hard, and stuff? 'Cause, d00d, penises? OMG so funny. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	beccastareyes 2004-07-01 09:06 am UTC (link)
	I have to agree with the view that sex proves the Creator has a sense of humor. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	allen 2004-07-01 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	I thought the platypus was proof of that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2004-07-01 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	Platypus sex... now THAT's funny. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	allen 2004-07-01 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	Hee! It's definitely proof that God was smokin' up when he set about creating animals. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2004-07-01 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	hahaha, it's so true. Penises are teh hilarious. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	enkogneatoh 2004-07-01 02:41 am UTC (link)
	I especially love the "you could get an LJ account if you WANTED to" response from KimNicole. (Hah! Used her name! Wonder if she'll come bitch at me for it?) She invites anonymous comment on her post and then bitches at those who take her up on it? WTF? (Reply to this)

speshulduck
2004-07-01 03:52 am UTC (link)

[perks up] Law and Order?

Oh, not the show. Damn.

Frankly, I'm disappointed. I put anonymousness up so that people could go with terribly brutal personal attacks if they wanted to, not to hide and avoid responsibility for what they felt strongly enough to come over here and say.

Wait, what? She made it so people could post anonymously so they could fight, but gets pissy when they hide behind said anonymity? Am I missing some crucial element here?

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	iczer6 2004-07-01 04:10 am UTC (link)
	I thought it was more 'I allowed anonymous comments so people could attack me and I could play the victim, but instead they're debating with me and making good points and I can't deal with that'. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	speshulduck 2004-07-01 05:31 am UTC (link)
	Ah. So it's that approach, eh? And she's still trying to play the victim by freezing the comments because OMG UR COWARDS!!!!11 I should have realized that before. Vicious, wanky cycle, ain't it? (Reply to this)(Parent)

beandelphiki
2004-07-01 04:27 am UTC (link)

Seeing as how she ISN'T 13, though, yet still looks that way, no matter what some people are going to be offended if she and someone else had any kind of public sign of affection. All you can do is shrug it off and laugh at the looks you get.

As someone who's nearly 20 and is frequently mistaken for 13, I'm disappointed KimNicole didn't respond to this.

I know darn well that if I'm with someone my own age or older in public, people are going to be offended. What am I supposed to do if I'm not allowed to find some black humor in the situation?

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	gaisce 2004-07-01 07:07 am UTC (link)
	Don't worry. Soon you'll grow into a giant that dwarfs all other men, and then take over the world with your genetically-altered genius. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tigerlily 2004-07-01 08:13 am UTC (link)
	That icon is ideal. There are things that really gain humor from being said with a straight face and that icon? Ideal. <3 (Reply to this)(Parent)

	beandelphiki 2004-07-02 02:33 pm UTC (link)
	I'm embarrassed to say that took me several seconds. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	iczer6 2004-07-02 02:47 pm UTC (link)
	Could you lend me a hand, I still can't get this.... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	beandelphiki 2004-07-02 10:44 pm UTC (link)
	It's my username. Bean Delphiki. If you haven't read the Ender's Game books, it still won't make sense, though. Bean starts out a tiny, tiny kidlet genius that grows into a giant, because he was genetically altered, so that all of him keeps growing through his (obviously short) life. Including his brain; hence the genius. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	jrs1980 2004-07-01 06:24 am UTC (link)
	I wonder what she'd say about the current Savage Love column? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	melange 2004-07-01 03:59 pm UTC (link)
	I was reading that right before I came here! Talk about good timing... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	darkwitch666 2004-07-01 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	sporfle Unless we're talking about Dick Cheney, heart attacks are never sexy. That made my ~~year~~ day. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kijikun 2004-07-01 07:40 am UTC (link)
	This girl has issues. (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2004-07-01 11:59 am UTC (link)
	snerk Oh, yes, people on the internet have a psychic ability to know when other people on the internet have traumatic experiences in their lives and therefore make jokes about said traumatic experiences on purpose. LMAO. Alex (Reply to this)

diamonde
2004-07-01 03:08 pm UTC (link)

I like how other people's offence isn't as important as hers, either. This guy is a shit-stirrer, obviously, but he shows absolutely no hint that he's at all interested in someone who's really physically immature. But she continues to shout about how he probably secretly wants to molest children, despite the fact that that's a pretty heavy accusation and if it's untrue, which it looks to be, extremely offensive.

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lasayla
2004-07-01 05:35 pm UTC (link)

And now you can all play along at home! (Or at work, if you turn your speakers off first and make sure nobody can see your monitor.)

Bonus points if you can guess how old I am here. On the day this pic was taken, I bought alcoholic drinks and got a discount on a bus as an 'under thirteen'. I remained unbothered by both older men and boys my own age. Heh, I can't think why...

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	debvel 2004-07-01 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	Sith Academy! (A vote for Palpatine is a vote for Order!) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	allen 2004-07-01 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	Dooooooooooooooooood. I always meant to get one of those t-shirts. TOO cool. (Ack, must feed cat, the mind whammy...) (Reply to this)(Parent)