SuikoWank!
It has nothing to do with Suikoden. In fact, the topic started out completely innocent. But, almost immedietly, someone pulls their pud:

Okay seriously dude, are you gay?!? Not that there's anything wrong with that. But what guy seriously wonders about what they would be like if they were a girl unless they are gay, not that there's anything wrong with it.

Gee...I must be a lesbian, because sometimes I wonder what my name would have been (or would have been like) if I were a boy!

Anyway, it goes on for three pages! Loads of fun! If it makes you feel any better, the Mod who claimed that Falcon "had it coming" lost his mod powers.

Here he whines all about it. Boo Hoo Hoo