mus_00 pointed this out to me, I just have to post it. I can smell wank coming...

Someone asks if Elijah has a girlfriend in the Elijah Wood board on IMDB.

Somehow it leads to talk about Debbie Harry being a pedophile? And possibly Nicole Kidman? And Dom dating a reporter? Then, well this;

Re: Is he dating someone ?
by - ThoseDarnNoodles 6 days ago (Fri Jun 25 17:31:37)
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Isn't he dating Franka Potente?

Re: Is he dating someone ?
by - jsolinas 5 days ago (Sun Jun 27 01:22:58)
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He broke up with Franka about two years ago, so it's hideously old.

Re: Is he dating someone ?
by - ThoseDarnNoodles 5 days ago (Sun Jun 27 05:30:45)
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oh. sorry. i didn't know that (obviously). i'm not a really big elijah fan, so i don't regularly follow his career/personal life/whatever....good. he finally realised that he don't need a beard. there are a lot of leatherpantslovers in Hollywood besides him.

Re: Is he dating someone ?
by - perkyvolleygurl6 3 days ago (Mon Jun 28 15:54:30)
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I think a man with facial hair is sexy, and thats exactly what Mr. Wood is... Sexy and definatly an all around, american man!!!


LOL Hmm they obviously didn't understand the statement. Some people begin speaking in french and confuse the thread, but then something interesting! An article from the Toronto Star!



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The Toronto Star
June 19, 2004
Entertainment
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Young actor 'smitten' by local entertainer.

Elijah Wood, the star of Peter Jackson's critically-acclaimed 'The Lord Of The Rings', has admitted to a crush on a local stage performer. Elijah, 23, has spoken of his feelings for Sue O'Maley, 18, of Black Duck Cove, NF.

"I couldn't believe it when I first saw her. It was like love at first sight!" Elijah says. "It was like I was sucked into the pages of Shakespeare and she was my Julliet. She is so talented and and I am absolutely smitten by her. I send her a box of turtles everyday, as well as dandelions and tullips. It's definitly love for me and its wonderful!"

Sue O'Maley refused to comment on a romantic relationship with Elijah but did say the two are very close friends and that they have lived together in his Hollywood trailer in England and has visted with him in Prague. The two have been spotted at the Mile 1 Stadium in St. John's and at Kentucky Fried Chicken on Elizabeth Avenue. They have also been spotted at Studio 12 in the Avalon Mall and at the gentleman's cabaret on Water Street.

It is rumored that Sue is 3 to 5 months pregnant with Elijah's first child. It would be the first child for both but Elijah's representatives have furiously denied this argument. Sue has a son, Dale, from a previous relationship.

Elijah will next be seen in the adaptation of 'Everything is Illuminated' which is currently shooting in Prague. Sue is currently taking an Early Childhood Education Course at the College Of the North Atlantic in Bay Roberts and will star in Pete Soucy's upcoming theatrical version of "Snooked".

Upon visiting thestar.com and searching for this article, it came up with nothing. The site has a 14 day site search, so if this was in fact real it would have popped up. Besides, the sheer ridiculousness is enough.

This article was also posted on elijahwood here.