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The Other Dubya (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} misswindy) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank,@ 2004-07-05 11:59:00 |
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Queer Eye For the Oversharing Ex-Wife Of The Straight Guy, Part II: Electric Boogaloo
Last April I posted this Queer Eye For the Straight Guy wank. It was about one of the straight guys' ("Mullet Man") ex-wives spamming and whinging all over the now-defunct PanFandom boards about what a cheapskate asshat he REALLY is and how he totally screwed over his "real" (divorced 16 years) family for the sake of his "new" (14 years married) family by not including his bio daughter in the party that took place on his episode. Then the current wife's friend showed up to bitch her out. We took the site down 2 months ago for totally unrelated reasons, but I cut and pasted most of the good parts in that wank.
Not to worry about missing anything though... two weeks later the same dumbasses were at it again on another message board!
I love Queer Eye for the Straight Guy... except for the part where they RUINED MY LIFE OMG!!!!1!1!
I personally think this is the source of the real gripe:
*makes a concerned face at the bitter gold-digger*
Then the friend comes along... That would all be really interesting, RUTHIE, if you weren't such a whiny, lying slut. PS your kid is psycho too.
AndRuthie 4Honesty comes back with a lonnnnng oversharing rant that basically amounts to OMGWTFBBQSTFU!!!1!1!@!
And there's more in the same thread, where they argue about whether or not Mark Faries (the show's straight guy) slept with Ruthie while he was seeing his current wife Roe, etc. etc. So much painful oversharing!!! My eyes! The goggles, they do not help!
It then spills over into this thread, entitled "Queer Eye Reality?", where 4honesty's friend Lizzie posts the exact! same! post! she posted on PanFandom.
I was going to post this ini_wank, because I rebutted the Faries' friend's gloating claim that PanFandom was shut down because the Faries had threatened to SUE US!! (uh, that would be NO) on this thread, but I didn't really think my response was all that wanky.
It all just goes to show that The Jerry Springer Show is the predecessor to all current reality shows.
Last April I posted this Queer Eye For the Straight Guy wank. It was about one of the straight guys' ("Mullet Man") ex-wives spamming and whinging all over the now-defunct PanFandom boards about what a cheapskate asshat he REALLY is and how he totally screwed over his "real" (divorced 16 years) family for the sake of his "new" (14 years married) family by not including his bio daughter in the party that took place on his episode. Then the current wife's friend showed up to bitch her out. We took the site down 2 months ago for totally unrelated reasons, but I cut and pasted most of the good parts in that wank.
Not to worry about missing anything though... two weeks later the same dumbasses were at it again on another message board!
I love Queer Eye for the Straight Guy... except for the part where they RUINED MY LIFE OMG!!!!1!1!
I personally think this is the source of the real gripe:
He could have included her in the whole thing, had a joint party for her and Karly, and maybe gottensomething for his own child out of it, but that is not what he is truly like, it is only how he was portrayed on tv.... If there is any recourse for me, either legally or through the media, that will allow me to get something out of it for my daughter, such as money or supplies for school, something that makes it easier for her to attend college, then I have at least helped to repair the damage he has caused.
*makes a concerned face at the bitter gold-digger*
Then the friend comes along... That would all be really interesting, RUTHIE, if you weren't such a whiny, lying slut. PS your kid is psycho too.
And
And there's more in the same thread, where they argue about whether or not Mark Faries (the show's straight guy) slept with Ruthie while he was seeing his current wife Roe, etc. etc. So much painful oversharing!!! My eyes! The goggles, they do not help!
It then spills over into this thread, entitled "Queer Eye Reality?", where 4honesty's friend Lizzie posts the exact! same! post! she posted on PanFandom.
I was going to post this in
i_wank, because I rebutted the Faries' friend's gloating claim that PanFandom was shut down because the Faries had threatened to SUE US!! (uh, that would be NO) on this thread, but I didn't really think my response was all that wanky.It all just goes to show that The Jerry Springer Show is the predecessor to all current reality shows.
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