Because this keeps getting more and more ripe.
sorchar already posted about this on otf_wank, but I totally say this is fandom.

Ahhhh, the johnxjohn community. You had wank potential from day one.

But it's totally gotten out of control tonight.

First, the mod changes the user info to have a big huge THIS IS JUST PARODY message. Then, she makes a dramatic OMG I QUIT post, which is where the fun really kicks in. The use of proper capitalization is bickered over. The name of MsAllegra is invoked. And the mod proclaims that not only will her creation of the comm haunt her until her dying day, but SLASH IS EMBARASSING, then refines that to FANFIC IS EMBARASSING.

And now, there's a brand spankin' new community for people who want to enjoy the Kerry/Edwards slashiness minus the slash! And they'll moderate out the slash for you and everything!

*sits back, eats popcorn, watches, waits for more*