I Hate Clay Aiken And I Hate His Ass Face.
Look, y'all-- a flamewar I have nothing to do with!!

Seems like the fans of now-ousted American Idol contestant Josh "Don't Ask Don't Tell" Gracin, the singing Marine, have decided to take their grief and sorrow about their loss of Josh's weekly off-key uninspiring uncharismatic warbling out onto fellow contestant Clay Aiken.

Apparently, Clay sucks because SURE he's, like, an amazing singer and everything, but I hate him anyway because he rolls his eyes and acts dramatic when he sings. And also, he really, really can't dance. Or dress. Only a complete fucktard would then fail to see that the superior performer is OBVIOUSLY Ruben, who can't dance, dresses in the dark, rolls his eyes a lot, and acts dramatic when he sings. You stupid bitches.

I'm sure that makes sense to someone, somewhere. Possibly Paula Abdul, after her daily fistful of 'ludes.