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EnKogNeatOh ([info]enkogneatoh) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-07-13 06:53:00


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Current mood:Blessed

Calvin & Hobbes religion wank!
The people in the LJ C&H feed have long become annoying -- how in the heck does ANY comic warrant three dozen comments every single day? -- but today they've outdone themselves.

The usual "FIRST!!!1!!" crap starts the thread, but then [info]loveitorleaveit trolls in with what's actually about the 10th post saying "FIRST," and adds that image of Calvin bowing before a cross.

Cue wank. [info]brianmojo snarks back by indirectly invoking Hitler, which really ought to end things right there. "Arguments" over Jesus's skin color ensue. [info]fblaguy insists that Bill Watterson hates all those images of Calvin peeing on a Chevy logo and such. Terrorism in the name of religion rears its ugly head. (Best quote is from [info]mercury_glitch: "but surely it's better to be an extremist christian than an extremist muslim!")

I could keep posting links all day. It's a veritable smorgasboard. But alas, I have to get to work sometime.

Ah, the things people do for wank ...



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[info]mister_terrific
2004-07-13 02:03 pm UTC (link)
My wife is going to cringe when she sees this; she knows what that image does to my blood pressure. It's just so...so...wrong.

Unless of course you add a caption to it along the lines of:

"I'm sorry I had to kill you, Hobbes, but the voices in my head insisted I do it."

Mister Terrific
Defender of Fair Play

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[info]mister_terrific
2004-07-14 06:02 am UTC (link)


Mr. Terrific
Defender of Fair Play

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[info]inquisition
2004-07-13 02:20 pm UTC (link)
Wow. That is quite a smorgasboard. [info]loveitorleaveit just keeps coming back for more. *sniff*

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*sigh*
[info]ragnarok
2004-07-13 02:48 pm UTC (link)
I admit it, I wanked right along with the rest of them. Shit like that makes me want to stuff this year's Wicker Man with fundies, I swear.

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Re: *sigh*
(Anonymous)
2004-07-13 02:52 pm UTC (link)
Now if only we could find justification for that somewhere in Leviathan...

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Re: *sigh* - [info]ragnarok, 2004-07-13 02:59 pm UTC
Re: *sigh*
[info]visp
2004-07-14 01:33 am UTC (link)
Oh let's!

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Re: *sigh* - [info]serai, 2004-07-14 04:29 am UTC
Re: *sigh* - [info]visp, 2004-07-14 06:48 am UTC
Re: *sigh*
[info]serai
2004-07-14 06:33 am UTC (link)
Hey, me too. I just can't resist getting in on a good religion wank, especially when it's kicked off by such ignorance.

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(Anonymous)
2004-07-13 04:19 pm UTC (link)
loveitorleaveit isn't for real, is he?

If he is I'll just leave now and collapse in a pool of my own vomit. *headdesk*

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[info]fuzzytowers
2004-07-13 04:30 pm UTC (link)
The scary part is that he could be. The really scary part is that he says that he is in an 80s tribute band.

*shudder*

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(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2004-07-14 09:03 am UTC

[info]enkogneatoh
2004-07-13 05:21 pm UTC (link)
Oh, he's not for real about much of anything here. Most of his comments have been pretty blatantly trolling -- which is why I said he trolled in. *g*

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[info]oysteria
2004-07-13 04:27 pm UTC (link)
When I grow up, I wanna be a fascisto-communist liberal.

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Jesus iz a Sexy Ninja!
[info]deoridhe
2004-07-13 04:44 pm UTC (link)
Wow, if Jesus looked like this... I'd worship him. *leer*

The best logic in the whole thread! Jesus was obviously Japanese!

Weird how some Christians call their own god fake, featuring You make baby Jesus cry.

Oh, this dude's a barrel of laughs! Anyone who takes Jack Chick seriously is asking to be harrassed!

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Re: Jesus iz a Sexy Ninja!
(Anonymous)
2004-07-13 05:42 pm UTC (link)
not to be a bitch and all, but that pic is actually of a chinese dude--it's the garment worn during a specific era in chinese history.

Yes.. might look japanese or korean, but eh, the clothes from each country are actually different.

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Re: Jesus iz a Sexy Ninja! - [info]enkogneatoh, 2004-07-13 06:00 pm UTC
Re: Jesus iz a Sexy Ninja! - [info]deoridhe, 2004-07-13 09:57 pm UTC
Re: Jesus iz a Sexy Ninja! - [info]deoridhe, 2004-07-13 07:26 pm UTC
Re: Jesus iz a Sexy Ninja! - [info]lokifin, 2004-07-13 07:56 pm UTC
Re: Jesus iz a Sexy Ninja!
[info]selene_avis
2004-07-13 05:57 pm UTC (link)
The difference being that they worship Allah, who's a fake.

Rather than wank on the thread, I'm going to wank here. Well, except I'm not, as I already went over this in a rant about Jack Chick in my live journal.

Allah = God. Same God. Both Muslims and Christians (and Jews) worship Jehovah. But the Christians just call Him "God". And Muslims use "Allah", which means "God".

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Re: Jesus iz a Sexy Ninja! - [info]calluna, 2004-07-13 10:59 pm UTC
Re: Jesus iz a Sexy Ninja! - [info]selene_avis, 2004-07-13 11:25 pm UTC
Re: Jesus iz a Sexy Ninja! - [info]smo, 2004-07-13 08:31 pm UTC
Re: Jesus iz a Sexy Ninja! - [info]deoridhe, 2004-07-13 09:52 pm UTC
Re: Jesus iz a Sexy Ninja! - (Anonymous), 2004-07-14 01:58 am UTC
Re: Jesus iz a Sexy Ninja! - [info]serai, 2004-07-14 04:31 am UTC
Re: Jesus iz a Sexy Ninja! - [info]princessdot, 2004-07-14 07:29 am UTC
Re: Jesus iz a Sexy Ninja! - [info]smo, 2004-07-14 05:26 pm UTC
Re: Jesus iz a Sexy Ninja! - (Anonymous), 2004-07-16 07:03 pm UTC
Re: Jesus iz a Sexy Ninja! - [info]visp, 2004-07-14 01:37 am UTC
Re: Jesus iz a Sexy Ninja! - [info]deoridhe, 2004-07-14 02:49 am UTC
Re: Jesus iz a Sexy Ninja! - [info]visp, 2004-07-14 06:48 am UTC
Re: Jesus iz a Sexy Ninja! - [info]diamonde, 2004-07-14 06:24 pm UTC
Re: Jesus iz a Sexy Ninja! - [info]visp, 2004-07-16 12:38 am UTC

[info]loki
2004-07-13 05:33 pm UTC (link)
WTF?

Yes, silly liberal Catholics and their shit demons.

[info]mercury_glitch might find he'd be easier to understand if he'd spell correctly.

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(no subject) - [info]calluna, 2004-07-13 11:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-07-14 04:12 am UTC

[info]marks
2004-07-13 05:33 pm UTC (link)
Ahahaha, the reply to the Black!Jesus comment with the 'But Jesus wasn't black!' image proof just made my day. He might as well have just used a picture of Buddy Christ. This guy is so not completely for serious.

'I take it you're not referring to the flaming sword of the Archangel.' Hahahaha.

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[info]llama_treats
2004-07-13 05:56 pm UTC (link)
Does that picture of Jesus remind anyone else of the Brawny paper towel guy?

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(no subject) - [info]calluna, 2004-07-13 11:03 pm UTC

[info]plazmah
2004-07-13 06:48 pm UTC (link)
Jesus on a burning tricycle, I haven't laughed this hard in a long long time! This troll is priceless. And the thread is so blindingly random. From crazy Hindus to Creed, this just made my day.

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[info]naienko
2004-07-13 07:36 pm UTC (link)
Wheee! The stupid is glorious! I love how loveitorleaveit has all of two posts in his LJ, AND how, despite being an ultra-conservative Christian, he displays a picture of the Confederate flag. Somehow those two don't mix in my mind.
Yay for contradictory arguments!

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(no subject) - [info]enkogneatoh, 2004-07-13 08:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]valarltd, 2004-07-14 07:01 am UTC

[info]ladysorka
2004-07-13 08:18 pm UTC (link)
That guy is the world's most obvious troll.

How boring.

Trolls these days. They just have no imagination.

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(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2004-07-13 10:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]enkogneatoh, 2004-07-13 10:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2004-07-13 10:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-07-14 04:34 am UTC

[info]circumstance
2004-07-13 08:41 pm UTC (link)
[info]wolfmudenaugen:
If [Jesus] WAS a "western European stud muffin with long straight hair and blue eyes" that would have been so unusual for the area that we would have heard SOMETHING about this fact in the bible.

[info]uberboi:
and I think thats exactly how the apostles would have described him.

[info]wolfmudenaugen:
And Lo, he said unto them
Listen to me, thou dudes
for I am toned and fabulous

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! This whole thread is the greatest great that ever greated. Today, at least.

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[info]naienko
2004-07-13 11:41 pm UTC (link)
... it's still going. I don't believe this. The last time I looked, it was ~300. Now that's nearly doubled.

All right, who put the computers in the monkey cages?

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Monkey's with keyboards - [info]deoridhe, 2004-07-14 12:45 am UTC
Re: Monkey's with keyboards - [info]naienko, 2004-07-14 04:45 am UTC
Re: Monkey's with keyboards - [info]deoridhe, 2004-07-14 04:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tianxiaode, 2004-07-14 01:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2004-07-14 01:56 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-07-14 04:32 am UTC

[info]visp
2004-07-14 01:45 am UTC (link)
Quite a troll there - must have a hell of a lot of free time.

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(Anonymous)
2004-07-14 04:31 am UTC (link)
That was possibly the most fun I've had in that feed since joining.

~Mercury Glitch

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[info]misswindy
2004-07-14 08:41 pm UTC (link)
This is excellent. What's more, the subject of this wank alone merits my WTF icon. Calvin and Hobbes religion wank? That's like... Queer Eye for the Straight Guy existential philosophy wank... I just... No. The twain should ne'er meet.

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(no subject) - [info]enkogneatoh, 2004-07-15 02:13 am UTC

 
   
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