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Limyaael ([info]limyaael) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-07-13 09:03:00


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Current mood:*sporfle!*

"It's a chance for them to take home something."
Found this one courtesy of fanfic_hate. (All hail the LOTR threads! Praise them with great praise!)

So the Mithril awards have come out, and there is some wankiness. However, this particular wanky whine is coming from a WINNER: granamyr, who wrote several winning or runner-up fics under the name of Zimraphel. She's disappointed that she didn't win more, the poor baby, but the wankiest thing is this:


I didn't win any of the Voter's Choice, but that's okay because most of those winners didn't, as far as I see, win in the judged categories, so it was a chance for them to take home something.




Finally, under my nose, the results come in....

I'm not sure whether to be frustrated or relieved, first of all because at last the suspense is over, but then because the results didn't run quite as I thought they would:

"Across Dark Waters": Best Silmarillion -- Runner-up and Best Drama -- Runner-up. I really thought this one would win first place somewhere.

"Finding Courage": Best Action-Adventure

"Coavalta": Best Vignette -- Runner-up. I also really thought this one would win first place. IMHO, along with "Across Dark Waters," it's one of my most original pieces.

"Not For Pride Alone": Best Characterization/Ensemble

"Magnum Opus": Best Characterization/Minor Character -- Runner-up

I didn't win any of the Voter's Choice, but that's okay because most of those winners didn't, as far as I see, win in the judged categories, so it was a chance for them to take home something.




It's nice of the Mithril winners to think of the little people, isn't it?

ETA: Courtesy of the comments, more whining. It was seven awards, not five, and she is SOOOO not affiliated with HASA. Or a whiner. Or arrogant.




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We have a winner!
[info]romana03
2004-07-13 05:16 pm UTC (link)
*chokes*

"granamyr": Best non-ironic use of IMHO ever

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2004-07-13 05:48 pm UTC (link)
Aww, how magnanimous of her. Maybe if I ask nicely, she'll sign my butt.

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(no subject) - [info]jaig, 2004-07-13 06:08 pm UTC
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[info]snarl
2004-07-13 06:06 pm UTC (link)
Well, we'd want the kids to at least have something to put in their trophy cabinets, right? I mean, you know, success and achievement are so important to young people.

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[info]plazmah
2004-07-13 06:18 pm UTC (link)
Wow. Her arrogance stuns me.

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[info]skarrow
2004-07-13 06:32 pm UTC (link)
Ah, an APPROPRIATE place to use the Angsty icon...

The OP is.. stunning. Oh, Poor Baby. Is that two bests I count? How do those judges sleep at night? She must be devastated.

My maiden aunt won a Mithril, and she didn't complain! She walked up hill both ways and composed in Word Perfect in the snow.

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You bitches are just such sheep! - [info]serai, 2004-07-14 04:22 am UTC
Re: You bitches are just such sheep! - [info]doyle, 2004-07-14 04:23 am UTC
;p - [info]serai, 2004-07-14 05:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]onetrickpony, 2004-07-14 08:29 pm UTC

[info]crickets
2004-07-13 06:49 pm UTC (link)
Praise them with great praise!

Heehee! *starts reading the wank* hee...heh *reads* ...ahem *finishes reading*

Stinkeh poo. Ow. Shall we alert the ground crews?

Nah.

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(Anonymous)
2004-07-13 07:03 pm UTC (link)
Arrogant, ain't she? Me, I'd rather win a Voter's Choice award, from the "little people" who ACTUALLY READ AND LIKED MY FANFIC, than be conferred with some meaningless award(s) from On High that just proved how well I sucked the BNFs' figurative cocks.

Just sayin'. :)

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-07-13 10:04 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]limyaael, 2004-07-13 10:20 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-07-13 07:35 pm UTC (link)
Look quick! She's updated due to someone's negative comment on her previous whine!

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-07-13 07:35 pm UTC

[info]janegraddell
2004-07-13 07:37 pm UTC (link)
It gets better.

I am posting this for one reason only, and that's because a few minutes ago I got a really nasty comment about my Mithril announcement from last night:

FIVE awards?! Here, have some cheese with that whine, you spoiled brat

I didn't win any of the Voter's Choice, but that's okay because most of those winners didn't, as far as I see, win in the judged categories, so it was a chance for them to take home something.

Bitch, please. Voter's Choice indicates that readers liked your work, and that's what counts. Not the opinion of a self-chosen panel of BNFs who all cast biased votes for their friends and other BNFs.


First of all, I want to say that whoever wrote this could have had the decency to sign their name. Thank you so much for reminding me where my antacids are.

Second, I want to make very clear that I am not affiliated with HASA or any other perceived elitist group. Yes, all but one of my stories was published at HASA, but I also publish in other forums and really do not participate in HASA discussions or events; my discussion thread over there has been dead since January.

Third, I am very sensitive about my writing. I am a perfectionist and last night and this morning was in fact editing a few of the award winners because of perceived typos; I also found two typos. I had two stories of which I was very proud and wanted very much for them to win first place.

Yes, I am making this a public statement and not merely replying in the original thread because I want to make VERY (note: caps) clear that I engaged in no ass-kissing before or during the Awards. I am not a HASA groupie or any other kind of groupie (well, I am part of Miss Rat's Rat Pack, but that's a different story).

If you do not like the fact that I am airing my opinion in my LJ, then do us all a favor and don't read it. I pay for this space, I think I'm entitled to say what I please.

Oh, and one other thing. It was actually seven awards. Two other stories won Finalist places.

Okay, so it was seven awards that you're whining about getting, not five. Glad you cleared that up for us.

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(no subject) - [info]romana03, 2004-07-13 07:38 pm UTC
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Amazing-- - (Anonymous), 2004-07-13 08:13 pm UTC
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Your wish is my command. - [info]cjk, 2004-07-13 09:52 pm UTC
Re: Your wish is my command. - [info]smo, 2004-07-13 09:58 pm UTC
Re: Your wish is my command. - [info]cjk, 2004-07-13 10:20 pm UTC
Re: Your wish is my command. - [info]smo, 2004-07-13 10:22 pm UTC
Re: Your wish is my command. - [info]cjk, 2004-07-13 10:28 pm UTC
Re: Your wish is my command. - [info]smo, 2004-07-13 10:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-07-13 10:15 pm UTC
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And She says "Bring It, B**ch" - (Anonymous), 2004-07-14 05:59 am UTC
Re: And She says "Bring It, B**ch" - [info]pyratejenni, 2004-07-14 06:36 am UTC
Re: And She says "Bring It, Bitch" (Corrected) - (Anonymous), 2004-07-14 07:29 am UTC
Re: And She says "Bring It, B**ch" - [info]xeno4eyes, 2004-07-15 12:35 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-07-14 04:02 pm UTC
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Fandom is fickle - [info]pyratejenni, 2004-07-14 12:56 am UTC
Re: Fandom is fickle - (Anonymous), 2004-07-14 03:16 am UTC
Re: Fandom is fickle - (Anonymous), 2004-07-14 03:37 am UTC
Re: Fandom is fickle - [info]pyratejenni, 2004-07-14 03:49 am UTC
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[info]romana03
2004-07-13 07:37 pm UTC (link)
Get the number of awards right people - that's seven, not five and still she whines:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/granamyr/30881.html

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[info]sporked
2004-07-13 08:05 pm UTC (link)
I have never needed a "Bitch, please" icon so badly in my life.

*shields eyes from blinding hubris*

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(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2004-07-13 09:58 pm UTC
Want Chris Walken? - [info]morgothik, 2004-07-13 10:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-07-13 10:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alpheratz, 2004-07-13 11:06 pm UTC
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[info]ahiru
2004-07-13 10:00 pm UTC (link)
Aw, poor baby, only seven awards. I shall now compose a very sad song in her honor to play on the world's smallest violin (though of course, that won't be good enough because she deserves a song played on the world's biggest violin! She's just that special, dammit!).

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[info]romana03
2004-07-13 10:26 pm UTC (link)
*splorf*

"I didn't mean to sound condescending. I was just trying to say that there were people with excellent fics, like Maggie Honeybite, who didn't make the Finals. And some of those people got to take home an award that wasn't judged by a few but given to them by their friends."

<url="http://www.livejournal.com/users/granamyr/30881.html?thread=74913#t74913">

They probably got a pat on the head with the voters' choice awards, by the sounds of it.

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(no subject) - [info]janegraddell, 2004-07-14 12:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sistermagpie, 2004-07-14 05:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2004-07-15 12:13 am UTC
WE HAVE HIT WANKOUROBOROS!
(Anonymous)
2004-07-13 10:38 pm UTC (link)
Ms Zimraphel has achieved critical mass! Wanksplosion! auto-wankio! In defense of herself she wanks HASA, who has selectively archived many of her stories.

Oh dear. That's not what I meant. I'm aware of the possible (okay, more than just 'possible') elitism going on with HASA and the Mithrils by extension (and yes, I know how the Mithril committee has tried to put distance between itself and Henneth-Annun, but the public perception that the Mithrils are a HASA-based award still remains, and most of the Finalists are HASA members.

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[info]eiviiaru
2004-07-13 10:50 pm UTC (link)
This is what I hate about fanfic awards: you're wankin' if you win, and you're wankin' if you don't.

(No offense to those involved in these sorts of things who don't wank on either side, of course, but I've already seen a site nearly explode because of people whining about non-nomination. It's a harsh realm.)

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[info]ari_o
2004-07-13 10:52 pm UTC (link)
I love that she is complaining about which fics won. Talk about biting the hand that feeds.

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[info]alpheratz
2004-07-13 11:09 pm UTC (link)
Third, I am very sensitive about my writing.

Ah, so that explains the whining. Mmmkay.

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[info]acari
2004-07-14 02:12 am UTC (link)
Oh, what is this world coming to... what happened to the good old "just happy to be nominated" mentality?

I am despairing of mankind.

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(no subject) - [info]oysteria, 2004-07-14 04:43 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-07-14 02:58 am UTC (link)
Why does that whole thing remind me of the arrogance Heidi showed when FA was nominated for a Webby?

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(no subject) - [info]ignatius, 2004-07-14 03:38 am UTC

[info]croik
2004-07-14 07:41 am UTC (link)
I was extremely tense and sleep deprived due to the anxiety of a very important job interview today and made my original (now edited) Mithril announcement without realizing how arrogant it sounded.

Is it wrong to be so amused by a single comment?

I've heard of anxiety making you sound bitchy or senseless, but arrogant?

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(no subject) - [info]jaig, 2004-07-14 11:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaig, 2004-07-14 11:33 am UTC
Teh Sorrow and Teh Pity
(Anonymous)
2004-07-14 08:00 am UTC (link)
Likely after having contacted F_W mods
Zimraphel (http://www.livejournal.com/users/spacellama/60207.html?thread=226863) writes to spacellama


</i>Viv, if any of those people troll your LJ, set your entries to log IP addresses. The FW site moderator has sent me a nice email saying it's against their rules for members to do what they've been doing.</i>

Lots of hand-holding, hanky wringing, and kum-bah-yah singing going on over there right now

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Re: Teh Sorrow and Teh Pity - [info]kookaburra, 2004-07-14 11:40 am UTC
Re: Teh Sorrow and Teh Pity - (Anonymous), 2004-07-14 03:50 pm UTC

[info]ladyrogue
2004-07-14 09:02 am UTC (link)
*scoffs* Thinks a lot of herself, doesn't she? That would be like a professional author complaining because all of their books didn't make #1 for the NY Times Bestseller list...at the same time!

Jesus christ, it's fanfiction! Get over it and move on! It's not like she didn't win the Pulitzer Prize or something. I mean, what's the prize for winning? More notoriety within the fandom? You become a bigger BNF? Big fucking deal. I'd be more upset if the prize was money. She should just be happy that her fics are liked at all. All some authors get are an inbox full of flames, so she should damn well feel lucky.

Of course, she can't be that big. I've been in the fandom since 2001 and I've never even heard of her. *snerk*

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[info]frodaish
2004-07-14 10:04 am UTC (link)
She's probably like one of those nominees at the oscars who OMG NEVER THOUGHT THEY WOULD WIN EVAR and then whip out a large paper with thank yous.

I will rap just for her:

Bitch please. Get down on yo motha fuckin' kneees. You fuckin' wit some real OGs, you dick teeeease, bitch pleease.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-07-14 11:25 am UTC

[info]mariagoner
2004-07-14 10:57 am UTC (link)
Eeeeeeeeerm... what exactly is the big deal with winning one of these damn awards anyway? It's not as though winning a meaningless award bestowed by your BNF friends will end up making your fics any better or more prestigious. At the end of the day, it's all still fanfic.

At least with awards given to actual books written actual authors by actual critics, there's a possible increase in sales involved. Not so much in this case.

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(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2004-07-14 11:45 am UTC
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[info]kookaburra
2004-07-14 11:44 am UTC (link)
Heh. Whenever someone bashes any "Voter's Choice" awards, because judged awards are so much more prestigious, I always think about how getting on the NYT Bestseller list is probably a more fulfilling acheivement to writers than winning the pulitzer writing equivalent.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-07-14 04:03 pm UTC
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