Once more with feeling - HP ship wank
snellios links to an entry in his personal journal in the harryhermione community with this text:

A H/Hr shipper, bitching the rest out

I hate the stereotypical H/Hr shipper. They are dumb; it's been a d00med ship from CoS. And you find that most of them are crazed teenies who haven't actually read the books properly (that'd be me), and therefore are blind to the fact that its never gonna happen. It's obvious to anyone who's read the books that its gonna end R/H, maybe a little UST between H/Hr, but that'll be it.

And if they had any clue about the HP fandom, they'd know that JKR has ruled it out repeatedly, and they would have seen the evidence for R/H is pretty overwhelming....

....Furthermore, I ship H/Hr, because I believe that they would be good together; far better than R/Hr.

and then disallows comments.



The wank continues in various entries of the community and in snellios's livejournal.


hopelessfangirl insult snellios mightily:

You've got to be the weirdest H/Hr shipper I've ever seen.

snellios replies:

2) d00m! n00b! Oh c'mon, its 1337 mock. It's not meant to be cool. Unless, maybe, I was trying to do the whole anti-cool is cool thing. Which I wasnt. So bleh to you missy! The curse words aren't meant to be serious. I'm not totally enflamed by this whole situation. It was away of hyperboling myself and establishing, as you point out, a self-mock tone which isn't serious.

The first wanker who submits the phrase "l337 mock" to wikipedia gets a cookie.

hopelessfangirl discontinues the argument with a stylish:

I think I'll go watch paint dry. That's a waste of time that is surely more thrilling than arguing with you. .


crazymol4588 is peeved that snellios posted this in the H/H comm:

What's wrong with you that you would post that in a H/Hr community?? harryhermione has always been a very positive place where SUPPORTERS of the ship can come to discuss ideas.

snellios sees no wrong in his trolling actions:

Hate to get wanky about this, but I am a supporter of the H/Hr ship. Or have you not been listening?

crazymol has been listening after all:

I did read that you are a H/Hr shipper. I was shocked and appalled at it, too.


And so HP wanks on.