Hot Chick Wank!
There's a pretty fun community over at the Chilax forums (www.chilax.com/forum) that I lurk at and collect pictures from. Mostly, it's known as a community for model fans who come in and post pictures and chat about their particular favorites. Normally, the friendly mods keep the (admittedly low) tension down. But sometimes... the wank explodes violently to and from posters, no matter how hard the mods try to cap it.

See, there's this fun competition that Chilax holds every year, called the Babe of the Year (BOTY) where the posters of chilax come and vote on their favorite "babe" of the year. This year, there's a particularly close vote-off going on between two popular models here (http://chilax.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=5102&st=0).

(Note: You must be registered to Chilax to view the thread and vote in the BOTY poll. It'll only take a minute of your time, and you needn't actually DO anything in the forums themselves.)

Both Ana Beatriz Barros and Marissa Miller are busty blond Victoria's Secrets models, both spend a great deal of time lounging around their underwear, and both have rabid fans that are willing to defend their respective "virtues" from the mud-slinging of their online enemies. And I bet you can guess what can happen when horny guys who prefer different girls conflict...

Some Choice Comments for Those To Lazy to Register at Chilax:



happycanadian Starts With the Insults:
oh gora, let anyone win but marisa. whoooooooooooooo. i am not even a real fan of ana's, but she's damn straight better than marisa.

karolina should have been here. she should have won it. but evidently y'all disagree. well, don't let "mrs-hi-i-look-like-i'm-fourty" miller win.

let the "zombie" or whatever else everyone is calling her.

thundermonkey Answers Back By Vowing Marisa's Fans will Catch Up:
the militia will be up and ready. hey, i like ana, even though you can see the entirety of both her eyeballs.

Kristinkreuklanalang Puts Forth a Fatal Insult:
Ana! Ana! She sooo god damn beautiful. Full lips and perfect hips,perfect skin, great bright large eyes, how can you not vote for her. Marissa looks like shes getting some skin disease.. Awful skin.

Marsnoop Continues the Above:
Marisa DOES look 40, and like she has skin cancer, GO ANA!

More Skin!Cancer!Wank occurs... and it must be seen to be believed.

Cockroach Magnet Insults Ana-Voters:
Well, so far we've learned this board has 88 clueless individuals. Way to go! Yay!
But I understand some people just like the she-male look.

Marsnoop Sniffs at His Taste:
Hey ana is 1000x more beautiful than marisa, and now there are apparently 92 clueless individuals

Tsunamisurfer Gets in on the Action:
correction: 95 MEGA-clueless individuals because marisa rocks sooo much harder than ana

Some More wank... then... The crowning glory of this wank...

Erwan Says (Quite Reasonably):
Marisa is mainly a gorgeous body, because when speaking about the face, you can find lots of more beautiful faces everywhere on the streets anytime....
AnaBB is so unique !

thundermonkey Defends His Womaaan:
i'm assuming that 'unique' is a euphamism for bug-eyed walking dead.

do people like ana just to prove how sophisticated they are? i guess big jugs, blue eyes and freckles just doesn't do it for this hoity-toity crowd.
perhaps most of you scoff at anything american. commies!!!

Translation: You don't like the same freckly, big-boobed California blond that I do! Communist! Dieee!

There's quite a bit more wank about whether it's acceptable to say that models are "hidious" or "zombie faced" or whatever, but another prime shot comes when one of the Marisa fans start whining about how MEEEEEAN the other side is

Tsunamisurfer Claims Victimization:
buddy, take a look at the first three pages, it's all the crazy anaBB fans tearing the sh*t out of marisa miller. Now me, as a loyal fan of her, am not gonna sit here and just let this forum turn into an "i hate marisa" forum. there are alot of people out there who really like her and think she is totally hot

Plus look at how close the voting is and how many people say they love anaBB in this forum and how there are so few commenting on how they love marisa. the only thing that seperates the ana fans and the marisa fans other than different models is that you guys can't seem to keep your BIG, LOUD, mouths shut about how ana is sooo amazing and marisa sucks. to be honest ana is not all that hot as you say and marisa deserves much more credit than she gets. so on behalf of all of us quiet marisa fans..SHUT THE F*CK UP

oh and that goes for all you anaBB fans.

Yet more wank about how purty one or another girl is, and what a dried-up skin-cancered zombie-eyed pig the other is... culminating in the the ulta-mod Creator stepping in and settling things down with a firm paternal hand. Still, the wank was glorious for as long as it lasted.

And just to let you see exactly who the good folks at Chilax are getting so pissed off over:

1) Ana Beatriz Barros' Thread: http://chilax.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=1696&st=5360

2) Marisa Miller's Thread: http://chilax.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=375&st=3120

(It comes replete with her supporters begging for votes in the BOTY poll. I don't know whether to laugh or cry, it's so pathetic.)