Glorious HASA wank
Well, maybe not glorious, but definitely convoluted.
ETA: I take it back. It is glorious.

Hey, everyone! Been commenting a long time, but first time posting.

Just thought I'd point out that an amazing mushroom-patch of wank is sprouting up on the LOTR thread over at Fanfic Hate.

It started with an anonymouse making a little bitchery about "scholarly" essays that purport to define elf sex. Then another mouse comments flippantly about the Mithril Award the scholar has won, and the proverbial shit hits the fan.

Just mention anything related to the Mithrils, and the sycophants, detractors, random snarkers, and generally confused come out of the woodwork. There are even snacks!


To quote Miracle Max: *smacks lips* It's so perky. I love that!