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HazyWizard ([info]hazywizard) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-07-17 00:27:00
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There a bit of wank going on at the main *gag* Clark/Lana shipper site (I like to make myself hurt. Reading there is like armchair masochism for me).

It's generally wanky, but since they appear to be losing their ship they've been er.. losing their shit.


http://lanaclark.suddenlaunch2.com/index.cgi?board=spoilers&action=display&num=1090007442


http://lanaclark.suddenlaunch2.com/index.cgi?board=spoilers&action=display&num=1090016570


I hope to God, this show tanks, and gets cancelled before they even get the Season over with.

They are the cruellest, SOB's I have ever seen in my life, to create this relationship, that everyone loves, and then not even give us the payoff.

f**k this. They pushed me too far this time. I have ranted, raved, done everything I can to make the best of this sh*t, tried to find a silver lining, wrote fanfic, made fanart, made a website, bought DVDs, wasted hours and hours and hours of my life on this f**king waste of airtime...

I will Pray with my heart that Smallville gets Cancelled before the Season is over!
Millar has confirmed the end of Clana.. Lets all pray that God Will NOT forgive him!


i was so spoiled season 2 while i complained how annoying chloe was and now i would give anything to have her have screen time over lois. reading about millar saying how they just filmed their first scene - makes me nausious. its like they dont care about kristin anymore. i really never thought i would do this but i think i really am giving up on this show. i am in the middle of writing a fic but i feel sick about the show that i can hardly write about a romance that isnt even in existence. so to answer a question a long time ago, why do i watch this show- its not for tom welling , its for clana and if there is none i dont watch.

and those of you who say that they can watch season 1 and 2- for me its too hard to watch it - just makes me sick thinking how its no longer in existence. its too hard to watch my dvds knowing how sick it is now.

I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO PUKE, CRY OR BOTH...I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO AT LEAST ONE LAST CLANA...I HOPE ALMILES BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY. SMALLVILLE HAS BECOME HELLVILLE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST GOT KICKED IN THE FACE ASS AND GUT ALL AT THE SAME TIME>>>>



Aw hell, it's basically everywhere

http://lanaclark.suddenlaunch2.com/index.cgi?board=spoilers


ETA: Uh-oh! Someone told on meee!

http://lanaclark.suddenlaunch2.com/index.cgi?board=spoilers&action=display&num=1090044739

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Obsessed much?
[info]deoridhe
2004-07-17 03:03 am UTC (link)
Damn... that is when you know you need to turn OFF the tv and computer and GO OUTSIDE.

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Re: Obsessed much?
[info]spiletta42
2004-07-18 07:17 pm UTC (link)
As someone who rarely turns off the television, steps away from the computer, and goes outside, I have a simple question for Smallville fans:

Did you not KNOW that Clark Kent doesn't end up with Lana Lang? Did you fail to read, say, ANY of the comics from 1939 to date? Have you not HEARD of Lois Lane? Do you like, live in a cave?

(sits back and waits to be attacked by cave dwellers claiming I've insulted their heritage or whatever)

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Re: Obsessed much? - [info]deoridhe, 2004-07-18 07:28 pm UTC
Re: Obsessed much? - [info]wickedripeplum, 2004-07-19 01:24 am UTC
Re: Obsessed much? - [info]amandatwop, 2004-07-19 05:45 am UTC
Re: Obsessed much? - [info]spiletta42, 2004-07-19 07:48 am UTC

[info]seventy_three
2004-07-17 03:05 am UTC (link)
Lets all pray that God Will NOT forgive him!

Wow, sounds like God is a huge Smallville fan. Who knew? They'll be sorry when he reaches down with his hand of might and smites those wretched scriptwriters.

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[info]sporked
2004-07-17 04:19 am UTC (link)
God is a Clexer.

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[info]iczer6
2004-07-17 03:15 am UTC (link)
I don't watch SM but is it wrong that I sometimes want to post a big sign saying 'He marries Lois Lane. All your ships are doomed. Bwa ha ha ha ha!'

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(no subject) - [info]hazywizard, 2004-07-17 03:23 am UTC
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-07-17 07:41 am UTC
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CLex - (Anonymous), 2004-07-18 09:09 am UTC

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[info]fishandbicycle
2004-07-17 03:17 am UTC (link)
What were they expecting? Lana to say one day, "Hey, Clark, I think I'm going to change my name to Lois Lane. No reason, I just feel like it"?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-07-17 03:48 am UTC
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... - [info]kymscrazy, 2004-07-18 06:47 am UTC
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[info]dawnswalker
2004-07-17 03:24 am UTC (link)
Is there any reason why they can't write Clark/Lana even if there's no chance of it becoming canon?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-07-17 05:25 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2004-07-17 03:48 am UTC (link)
Wah! Cry me a river.

Thank the fucking somethings! Lana is the most boring thing ever!

If AlMiles actually mean this Smallville will rock! The Clana was a sinking ship from the getgo and some idiots just did not get that.

Yeah I am a bitch about it! Now if only they would completely get rid of her character.

Some of us do not let the on screen ships control our writing. Hello!

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(no subject) - [info]kannaophelia, 2004-07-17 07:56 am UTC

[info]misswindy
2004-07-17 03:58 am UTC (link)
Clark/Lana shipper site

Masochist!

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(no subject) - [info]hazywizard, 2004-07-17 04:18 am UTC

[info]dana
2004-07-17 04:29 am UTC (link)
They do realise that umm, Clark leaves Smallville and falls in love with Lois right? Right?

I mean, they really can't deviate much from the central canon of Superman.

Can't the Clana shippers realise what we Clex fans have known all along, it's NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

That's why we have fanfiction.

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(no subject) - [info]hazywizard, 2004-07-17 04:42 am UTC

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(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2004-07-17 09:34 am UTC
Whiners
[info]xero_sky
2004-07-17 04:49 am UTC (link)
Christ, none of my OTPs have ever or will ever be together in canon. Suck it up, people! At least you had a couple of seasons of "maybe". Some of us have to examine our canon material frame by frame to even get a hint of the relationships we obsess over!! *shakes fist*

*coughs* Not that I've ever done that, or anything....

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F**king h*ll, these people are insane o.o
[info]redpanda
2004-07-17 05:39 am UTC (link)
"F**k it, I'm done": I have never been so disgusted in my life. I've ranted, raved, wasted hours of my life writing fanfic, essays, making fanart and whatnot, just to get f**ked up the ass.

Hey, you said it, not us.

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Re: F**king h*ll, these people are insane o.o - (Anonymous), 2004-07-17 10:44 am UTC
Re: F**king h*ll, these people are insane o.o - [info]missi, 2004-07-21 03:40 am UTC

[info]wereleggo
2004-07-17 06:01 am UTC (link)
Lana's coming back from Paris with a "new look"?

OOO, I hope that means she shaved her head!

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[info]muffinbutt
2004-07-17 06:36 am UTC (link)
I FEEL LIKE I JUST GOT KICKED IN THE FACE ASS AND GUT ALL AT THE SAME TIME

Wow, that's how I felt when I read Clana fic in the first place! Sweet!

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(no subject) - [info]ilpalazzo, 2004-07-17 08:19 am UTC

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[info]restlesshands
2004-07-17 07:02 am UTC (link)
*sigh* I miss watching Smallville. Lack of TV makes me sad. On the other hand, apparently there's a large section of fans of the show that are dumber than a box of hair. So maybe I'm glad that never had a chance to get into the Smallville fandom.

...The fact that there is wank over the fact that Smallville follows the Superman canon makes my head hurt. What the hell did they expect was going to happen anyway? Morons. They deserve to have their ship ruined if they were dumb enough to not pick up on the fact that it wasn't going to last.

Also, I mock them. Because MY pet ship - Clark and Lex - is oh-so-canon and I can prove it because Superboy is the lovechild of Clark and Lex using suuuupah speeeeshul cloning techniques. No, really. I mean it. It's true.

....Well, it is. Okay, so the lovechild part is an exaggeration. But the rest of it is true. *cough*

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-07-17 09:10 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]restlesshands, 2004-07-17 06:37 pm UTC
Just doing my part as an enabler. - [info]puipui, 2004-07-18 11:52 am UTC
Re: Just doing my part as an enabler. - [info]restlesshands, 2004-07-18 05:38 pm UTC

[info]shoiryu
2004-07-17 07:32 am UTC (link)
..."Clana" and "Clex" sound like veneral diseases. Just sayin'.

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[info]linzee
2004-07-17 11:23 am UTC (link)
Oh, man - I only got into Smallville last month, and am studiously avoiding it's online contingent, but...people actually *support* that pairing?! In total, flame-throwing earnestness?

:shakes head sadly: And here I thought Clana shippers were just one of those non-existent things people try to make you believe exist, like Santa Claus and Lana's personality.

Millar has confirmed the end of Clana.. Lets all pray that God Will NOT forgive him!

Bwahahahaha. Not that they're not hysterical, but seriously folks. Get over it. He ends up with Lois. Until of course he leaves her and runs off with Lex, because they're so the OTP on that show.

Linzee, would actually be more pleased about the 'end of Clana' if it didn't seem to also mean Mary Sue Lana would get her hooks into Lex this next season.

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(no subject) - [info]esseilte, 2004-07-18 01:02 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]linzee, 2004-07-21 12:14 pm UTC

[info]sarajayechan
2004-07-17 06:33 pm UTC (link)
...Oh, jeez. :P I was disappointed when Lucy broke it off with Jordan in season 3 of 7th Heaven, but I would've beaten myself with sticks if I acted like those wankers. :P (Besides, it was for the best, cause Lucy's with Kevin now. :3 *is a rare breed, at least among a lot of 7thH fans, who adores their relationship despite the wackiness*)

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(Anonymous)
2004-07-18 03:21 am UTC (link)
Well, I don't go to bash other ships in other sites because it would be wasted time, not because they're entitled to have their own opinion.
People like that shouldn't be even allowed to express an opinion.....no freedom of speech for the Anti Clana

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA!

I'm okay, really.

-dreamingreader

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Hypocirsy in the morning - [info]deoridhe, 2004-07-18 07:30 pm UTC

[info]bakashinobi
2004-07-18 05:24 pm UTC (link)
I especially liked that one person's comment: "Miles your sofa king dumb."

Maaan...if I possessed even the faintest hint of graphic artistic ability, I would SO make a bunch of "Sofa King [adjective and image of your choice]" icons, but alas, I don't...

Any takers?

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(no subject) - [info]speshulduck, 2004-07-18 08:48 pm UTC
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[info]janegraddell
2004-07-18 05:54 pm UTC (link)
Attention, Clark/Lex fans! Filmgirl would like you to know that your pairing is implausible. Her gay friends say so:

My gay friends who watch Smallville think Clark too lovely for Lex.
I'm not trying to bash, but when a group of homosexual guys don't dig Clex... you know something up and you know it's mostly a female thing among fan girls who think Tom and Michael are OH SO SEXY so pair them together kind of thing!

OMG, you mean that slash fans might actually slash couples because they think they're *sexy* together? Because they think they have some chemistry and/or an interesting relationship? Even though a random small sample of gay men don't think so? What *is* the world coming to?

(And does this mean that because I'm a straight woman, Clana shippers have to listen to what I say about their ship? 'Cause, you know, I would totally use that power only for good.)

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(no subject) - [info]linzee, 2004-07-19 01:15 am UTC

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[info]kindest_demon
2004-07-18 06:42 pm UTC (link)
Dude, what's up with the persecution complex now that F-W has been mentioned?

We point and laugh because you're a mildly amusing blip on the radar. No one's going to be coming after you, folks. That would require, yanno, caring...

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Lazy bitch - [info]deoridhe, 2004-07-18 07:31 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-07-19 09:18 am UTC
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[info]sidhebastardess
2004-07-19 07:29 pm UTC (link)
by the way, god does not ship clex.

*snicker* When I first read this, I hadn't checked the comments here yet, so I thought it was sort of an "Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" kind of statement.

Even having noticed the comment thread that must have inspired it, I still want an icon with that line.

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[info]tiasian
2004-07-21 09:06 pm UTC (link)
... It's incredible just how often fandom resembles a pissing match sometimes.

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