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	sorchar 2003-05-10 11:37 am UTC (link)
	The fuck? What the hell business is it of hers, and what possible difference could it make to her real, everyday life whether he's straight, gay, or likes to hump water buffalo? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	oxydosic 2003-05-10 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	whether he's straight, gay, or likes to hump water buffalo? That SO cries out for an icon. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: sorchar 2003-05-10 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	giggles Feel free. I have no water buffalo pictures handy. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	nevadafighter 2003-05-10 11:51 am UTC (link)
	LOL! I LOVE the whole "you need a reality check" "no, YOU need to read what I wrote" "YOU need to chill out" "Oh, believe me, this isn't blowing up." It's the wank that goes round and round. (Reply to this)

	hugsnkisses 2003-05-10 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	I like the girl who started it completely flaming some innocent party and then telling the whole group to fuck off. She even complains about it in her LJ. Makes me feel all warm an' fuzzy like. The jewl of the wank however, has to be this icon. All bow to Teh Gay! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	cimorene111 2003-05-10 02:59 pm UTC (link)
	<3 that icon was my personal pick too. and i don't care if elijah is gay, but if he and dom... oh wait. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	machiavellian 2003-05-10 01:44 pm UTC (link)
	My favorite comment is: ... if you saw a hot guy at a bar and you want to hit on him, wouldn't you hope he'd be straight so it would actually work? (Reply to this)

	gairid 2003-05-10 02:10 pm UTC (link)
	Don't forget the inevitable and irrefutable "I have a FRIEND who is gay..." line that must always make an appearance in such frank and well thought out discussions. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	sorchar 2003-05-10 02:16 pm UTC (link)
	Ohhhhh, yes...because having a friend who's gay makes anything you say okay. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2003-10-17 07:43 am UTC (link)
	Calls for an icon. And one to pair it up with: 'having only friends who are straight gives nothing you say any weight' (just catching up on old wank, nostalgia...) (Reply to this)(Parent)

ingrid
2003-05-10 02:30 pm UTC (link)

I'll probably regret saying this, but she's not a lot different than the rabid True Believer Domlijah fans or anyone who wants "real" affirmation of their fondest sexual fantasies. Anything that might hint toward undoing the "canon" basis of the fantasy world is met with vast unhappiness.

She doesn't want him to be gay because that might ruin her [nonexistant] chances and put a dent in her fantasy life. I'd speculate it has nothing to do with homophobia, since everyone else on earth could be gay and she probably wouldn't care.

'Cuz she don't want to hump none of 'dem.

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*puts on Tina Turner wig*

munchkinott
2003-05-10 03:26 pm UTC (link)

Listen very carefully, I shall sing this only once: Ohh Oh-Oh what's slash got to do, got to do with it! What's slash, but a style of written fic-tion!

*hands mic back to the kareoke club*

As for Gay/straight/bi?? - who the hell cares, it's none of their business!

*pauses*

Oh sorry, I forgot - we're talking about teenies. EVERYTHING'S their business. They got rights dontchaknow. *rolls eyes*

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oxydosic
2003-05-10 04:22 pm UTC (link)

Does she mean slash as in fiction? And that has what to do with his actual sexuality?

Well, if he likes boys, she can't write her beautiful Mary Sue fanfiction where she meets Orlando in a random public place and he falls madly in love with her! That would truly be a tragedy.

But bleh, why is it any of their business if he's gay or not. I somehow always wonder too, if its Orlando they're really into, or Legolas. I think Legolas is cute, even if he's not really my cup of tea, but Orlando doesn't do much for me. *ducks flaming arrows*

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	wizzard 2003-05-10 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	In the recent issue of Jane, Orlando was the write-in winner for masturbatory fantasy. However, half wrote in that it applied only if he was in Legolas costume. Personally, Legolas annoys me and I think Orlando looks much hotter as himself, but I think I'm in the minority. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

*waves arms in the air*

munchkinott
2003-05-12 06:22 am UTC (link)

Personally, Legolas annoys me and I think Orlando looks much hotter as himself, but I think I'm in the minority.

I knew I couldn't be alone! Wanna go kick a tumbleweed round for half an hour 'cause I've been watching 'em, and it's nowhere near as much fun. *sigh*

In the recent issue of Jane, Orlando was the write-in winner for masturbatory fantasy.

When I first read that I thought you said Janes which made me think "Since when have the military & civil defence experts been having masturbatory fantasy competitions??" - then I came to my senses and the image was lost. *sigh*

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	Re: waves arms in the air (Anonymous) 2003-10-17 07:45 am UTC (link)
	Don't let it be lost, keep that flame alive! Daisy chains on the parade ground! (Reply to this)(Parent)

ithilas
2003-05-10 09:35 pm UTC (link)

Well, if he likes boys, she can't write her beautiful Mary Sue fanfiction where she meets Orlando in a random public place and he falls madly in love with her! That would truly be a tragedy.

But it never did stop a number of other people into writing their Mary Sues of well known gay characters. In fact they were able to make them straight. i.e Gravitation Mary Sue fic *shudders* So why should it stop her right? XD

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	oxydosic 2003-05-10 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Ah yes the miracle presto-changeo sexual orientation switch. Because we all know that the love of a good woman can turn any man straight. Lessons to live by. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ithilas 2003-05-11 06:02 pm UTC (link)
	Because we all know that the love of a good woman can turn any man straight. Lessons to live by. Ah if that is the case then perhaps the love of a good gay man or perhaps a good lesbian woman could turn any straight man or woman into a homsexual. Oh wait that is not allowed in the bible. Homosexuality is evil... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	yadda 2003-05-11 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	Ah if that is the case then perhaps the love of a good gay man or perhaps a good lesbian woman could turn any straight man or woman into a homsexual. If only this were true... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: ithilas 2003-05-11 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	We could wish that. Imagination plus vividness equals reality. If not of to the loony bin we go.! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	iczer6 2003-05-11 01:54 am UTC (link)
	>>But it never did stop a number of other people into writing their Mary Sues of well known gay characters. In fact they were able to make them straight. i.e Gravitation Mary Sue fic shudders So why should it stop her right? XD>> Don't forget the hordes of Yami no Matsuei sues! The one that make me want to rip my skin off. Icz (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ithilas 2003-05-11 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	Brrr...that too. It just drives me insane at times. God can't they leave good gay men alone?! Oh wait it is their duty to turn all gay people into staright ones. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	renjenri 2003-05-10 04:57 pm UTC (link)
	Posted this over there, but it'll probably get deleted by the slightly hysterical OP: Well, since he'll be straight at your insistance, it's only fair her gets something in return, right? A lot of straight men have lesbian fantasies, so snap to it, girl. If she does it, do I get my toaster oven? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	gairid 2003-05-11 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Oh dear god, ren....AWESOME icon! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	renjenri 2003-05-11 07:19 am UTC (link)
	They're coming to get youuuuuuuuuuuuu. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	raisedbyhyenas 2003-05-10 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	I think bi is perfectly acceptable. I'd be content to share him with Viggo or Karl. Mmmhm. Never mind, just give me Viggo and Karl. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	sagralisse 2003-05-11 04:20 am UTC (link)
	::Clings to Viggo and Karl:: MINE! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	oh, oh! glasshouses 2003-05-11 12:38 am UTC (link)
	I almost missed the little Icon sub-wank... http://www.livejournal.com/community/orlandobloom/508013.html?thread=2902381 ;-) (Reply to this)

	beandelphiki 2003-05-11 02:02 am UTC (link)
	As amusing as all of that was, I must admit to finding the last comment of the last thread the funniest: "Yeah, Rupert coming out was like a lot of actors going to rehab." Rewarded for reading the whole thing. (Reply to this)