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Tara ([info]necronomist) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-07-19 20:46:00
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Current mood:Mildly Amused

Please, get out of my fandom ASAP
Hello, first time caller, long time wanker (damn, I remember lurking back when it was on Livejournal . . .)

In which white power site posters find out that Danny Elfman is a OMG a j00!1!1!!! Some refuse to believe it; others insult Hall and Oates.


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[info]lauren
2004-07-20 04:11 am UTC (link)
.... uh.

For probably the first time, a wank has left me speechless.

No, wait, it passed. What the fuck are these guys on?

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[info]backfromspace
2004-07-20 04:15 am UTC (link)
I liked the Grand_Inquisitor/electik nonsense.
"This hurts me deeply!"
"You're stupid!"
"No I'm sarcastic!"
"Yeah well I'm glue and you're rubber so your sarcasm stuck to me but it was all stretchy and smelled bad!"
"My sarcasm's pAiN iS sO dEeP it bounced off you and stuck to Danny Elfman!"

Okay, so not the most accurate of descriptions, but...

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[info]speshulduck
2004-07-20 04:28 am UTC (link)
It's like The Chappelle Show, only they're...not joking...

Jew-dar! Hee!

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[info]circumstance
2004-07-20 04:39 am UTC (link)
"Talking about women is a guy thing.And not a bad thing at that."

Yeah I agree, but I think they's a difference when you're with some mates, having a few beers, then on a forum like this looking at half dressed women.I'm no PC freak but how does this go down with women members or women who are looking in.Moderators are always warning us about our image and rightly so.I understand we can't think politics 24 hours a day and need other outlets...

White supremacists whining that their image will be marred if they objectify women? Um, right.

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[info]krazycat
2004-07-20 04:20 pm UTC (link)
wait... is he saying pr0n is wrong?
*gasps*

*clutches her gay pr0n in panic*
DON'T TAKE IT AWAY FROM MEEEEE

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This looks like a job for Gay Pron Man! - [info]ladyrogue, 2004-07-27 10:47 am UTC

[info]starfish
2004-07-21 03:33 am UTC (link)
Well, I've certainly lost all respect for them.


Oh, wait, that happened a while ago. Carry on.

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[info]llama_treats
2004-07-20 04:52 am UTC (link)
I wonder what they'll do when they find out that Rob Halford of Judas Priest is gay.

After all, doesn't "gay" trump "Jew"?

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[info]restlesshands
2004-07-20 08:36 am UTC (link)
Depends on the situation and individual tastes of the white supremacist, I believe.

For example, for the especially closeted white supremacist, gay will always trump jew. (After all they have an image to maintain as the biggest, buffest, machoest thing ever...all while wanking off to the gay porn in the shed out back when no one is home.) However, for your average white supremacist, it really depends on a number of factors: how irrational they're feeling today, the media frenzy of the week, what they had for breakfast, how gay their son is, and so on.

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(no subject) - [info]speshulduck, 2004-07-20 08:41 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2004-07-20 05:10 am UTC (link)
holy fucking shit.

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[info]blackjackrocket
2004-07-20 05:19 am UTC (link)
Didn't he say a while ago that he was? Isn't him being Jewish like, really old news?

...and I have no icons for the occasion. Seriously, I'm disappointed. So I'll just use the dorkiest one I have, simply because it makes a Batman reference.

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(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2004-07-20 05:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2004-07-20 05:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2004-07-20 08:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thebratqueen, 2004-07-20 03:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2004-07-20 03:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-07-20 04:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2004-07-20 09:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-07-20 10:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]calluna, 2004-07-20 04:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2004-07-20 04:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mindset, 2004-07-20 09:17 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-07-21 05:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]esorlehcar, 2004-07-20 06:34 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-07-20 09:44 pm UTC
Whoa, wait a minute. - [info]serai, 2004-07-20 06:45 am UTC
Re: Whoa, wait a minute. - [info]blackjackrocket, 2004-07-20 10:17 am UTC
Re: Whoa, wait a minute. - (Anonymous), 2004-07-22 03:35 am UTC
Re: Whoa, wait a minute. - [info]blackjackrocket, 2004-07-22 07:19 am UTC
Re: Whoa, wait a minute. - (Anonymous), 2004-07-23 04:18 am UTC
Re: Whoa, wait a minute. - (Anonymous), 2004-07-23 04:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]necronomist, 2004-07-21 01:55 am UTC

[info]serai
2004-07-20 06:07 am UTC (link)
Oh well, what can you expect from white supremacists? Their whole lives are basically one big wank.

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Icon Lurve! - (Anonymous), 2004-07-20 06:29 am UTC
Thank you! - [info]serai, 2004-07-20 06:43 am UTC

[info]reinhardt
2004-07-20 06:27 am UTC (link)
I just want to yell out "Stop being my race. You're making my race look bad!" so bad right now...

Just watch me apply palm to face.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-07-20 01:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]reinhardt, 2004-07-20 09:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]missi, 2004-07-21 12:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]necronomist, 2004-07-21 01:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sesana, 2004-07-21 06:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mydarkstar, 2004-07-21 09:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sesana, 2004-07-22 05:06 am UTC
Wow.
(Anonymous)
2004-07-20 09:25 am UTC (link)
That thread made me slightly suicidal.

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[info]auguris
2004-07-20 09:39 am UTC (link)
I can't believe I read that whole thing. Yuck. I need to go bleach my everything.

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(no subject) - [info]missi, 2004-07-21 12:35 am UTC

[info]starherd
2004-07-20 10:26 am UTC (link)
Oh, good lord. I've never seen so much stupid in one place at one time.
I hope they never succeed in mating...

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[info]htrismegistus
2004-07-20 11:36 am UTC (link)
What pains me the most is that the spelling, grammar, and punctuation in that thread is consistently better than any I have yet seen in any online forum (music, anime, cinema, cultural) I frequent.

Unlike 95% of their fellow Internet users, our friends at white power boards are correctly employing the English language.

I weep.

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(no subject) - [info]smit, 2004-07-20 02:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ahiru, 2004-07-20 03:55 pm UTC

[info]princessdot
2004-07-20 11:41 am UTC (link)
~has no idea who Danny Elfman even is~
Wow, I didn't realize half those bands/people had "bad" blood. Cool. Disturbing, but cool.

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(no subject) - [info]oxydosic, 2004-07-20 02:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thebratqueen, 2004-07-20 03:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]krazycat, 2004-07-20 04:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ilpalazzo, 2004-07-20 09:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2004-07-21 01:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]redjackcash, 2004-07-21 02:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]princessdot, 2004-07-21 11:18 am UTC

[info]aloysius
2004-07-20 02:01 pm UTC (link)
Forget Hall & Oats, they insulted Duran Duran! Rage!!

Not to mention the format of that forum is really awkward. Indicate quotes, please?

I've long since given up on trying to understand these kind of people, though, so no comment on that ...

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(no subject) - [info]redjackcash, 2004-07-21 02:09 am UTC
Wow.
[info]ragnarok
2004-07-20 02:21 pm UTC (link)
I even have the appropriate icon in place! Go me.

Damn, I want all of them sterilized. Now. Before they (in)breed any further.

Mind you, if they'd bothered to actually look at Rick's site, they'd have seen the great shots of them at their nephew's bar mitzvah, but hey. No one said they were bright.

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Re: Wow. - [info]necronomist, 2004-07-21 01:48 am UTC

[info]oxydosic
2004-07-20 02:42 pm UTC (link)
It took them THIS long to figure out he was jewish? Not very smart, are they. OH wait, they're white supremacists so that explains it all.

So what are they going to do now, get together and smash all ther Batman and Men In Black DVDs with a steamroller?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-07-20 09:46 pm UTC
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[info]smo
2004-07-20 04:26 pm UTC (link)
*points and laughs at stoopid white supremacists*

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[info]littlest_lurker
2004-07-20 07:09 pm UTC (link)
Wow. And I had just rented "Batman" last night for the hell of it and now I see this on my friend's page 0.o.

*Joins Smo in the pointing and laughing*

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[info]wankprophet
2004-07-20 10:03 pm UTC (link)
And in shocking news last week, it was revealed on CNN that Stevie Wonder is black. Initially, his publicist strenuously denied those rumors, citing "race-baiting" and "a certain Ms. Adagio" as factors leading to the dissemination of this unsubstantiated belief. His publicist then proceeded to blast the major news networks for "engaging in hysteria and innuendo" and declared that he would be seeking an injunction against any further publication of his client's alleged blackness.

However, in a nationally-televised interview with Barbara Walters, Elton John confirmed that his fellow pianist was indeed black, and a new press conference was hurriedly called, this time with Stevie Wonder himself. A portion of his response follows:

"...and my attorney advised me not to release any information about my alleged African-American roots. Suffice to say, no intent to deceive was present, and I apologize to those fans out there who feel betrayed, especially the ones who attended my concert last night and offered me their love and support when I once again denied I was black. I didn't want to lie, but my attorney felt it was the wisest path to take until the legal issues with CNN had been resolved.

So here I am today to admit to something I've been living with my whole life. So I stand before you and admit, with pride and happiness: 'I Am Black!'

Or at least that's what they tell me. Cause I feel I must also admit that I am blind too."

The press conference then erupted in chaos.


At least

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(no subject) - [info]sewingmyfish, 2004-07-20 11:07 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]adinaj69, 2004-07-21 10:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kindest_demon, 2004-07-21 01:40 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-07-21 03:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]speshulduck, 2004-07-21 03:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ultimate_cin, 2004-07-21 04:39 am UTC

[info]missi
2004-07-21 12:42 am UTC (link)
oh, so *that*'s why f_w's been compared to them. (see icon)

it must be their excellent use of the english language, which is (of course) modus operandi for [info]fandom_wank.

*facepalm*facepalm*facepalm*

morons.

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(no subject) - [info]necronomist, 2004-07-21 01:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]missi, 2004-07-21 03:34 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-07-21 02:17 am UTC (link)
Unbelievable. JEW-DAR?

Their discussion of music reminded me of something:

http://www.metalheadsagainstracism.org/

My favorite banner is the brain one. :D

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(no subject) - [info]isisfrog, 2004-07-21 10:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-07-21 04:46 pm UTC

  
   
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