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Bartleby ([info]gal_montag) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-07-20 19:53:00
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Wee Harry Potter wank
Baleeted because I forgot about the underage rule and the wanker in question is 15. My bad, peoples.

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[info]llama_treats
2004-07-21 05:03 am UTC (link)
I suppose it could be worse...they could be intellectuals.

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(Anonymous)
2004-07-21 07:15 am UTC (link)
http://www.livejournal.com/community/intellect_/

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[info]o_o
2004-07-21 05:11 am UTC (link)
They should've asked for the applicant's thoughts on paedophilia... although given the state of the fandom lately, I suppose it *is* relative to HP.

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[info]munchkinott
2004-07-21 05:18 am UTC (link)
This is what we call a 'Lunchtime Poll'...

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How very!
[info]madamotaku
2004-07-21 06:58 am UTC (link)
You go to the zoo and get a lion, then you put a remote-control bomb up its butt. Then you push the button on the bomb, and you and the lion die like one.

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Because you're an idiot.
[info]munchkinott
2004-07-21 11:29 am UTC (link)
Paté?

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Re: Punch it in!
[info]madamotaku
2004-07-21 05:53 pm UTC (link)
Great paté, but I gotta motor if I want to be ready for that funeral.

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Re: Punch it in!
[info]iczer6
2004-07-21 07:39 pm UTC (link)
It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of Liquid Drano.

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Re: Punch it in!
(Anonymous)
2004-07-21 08:20 pm UTC (link)
Eskimo.

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Mineral Water?
[info]munchkinott
2004-07-22 06:02 pm UTC (link)
This is Ohio, if you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.

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[info]missi
2004-07-21 05:40 am UTC (link)
At least the mod's spelling is spot on. Also, it must be a very exclusive clique, what with only having two members.

To the mod I say: okay!

Hmmm. My favorite peice of clothing is OMG my HogwaRtz TSHIRT I BOUGHT last yer!!one! it'z GRIFINDOOR! And I h8 critisism.

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[info]missi
2004-07-21 05:59 am UTC (link)
ETA: Oh, it gets better.

On her "application" (which she has graciously provided in the community journal), she does not include the required picture of self!

Why?

She can't afford a scanner.

Why, yes, I *do* love the smell of hypocrisy in the morning.

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[info]livii
2004-07-21 06:16 am UTC (link)
I laughed myself silly at that one. And the picture she supplied instead.

When you can't even fill out your own membership form...not to mention the variety of places where she didn't fucking know the answers...

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[info]missi
2004-07-21 06:55 am UTC (link)
Not to mention2: OMG i'm 15 i can't wait to be 16 so i can get my license!!!one!1.

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[info]misswindy
2004-07-21 07:38 am UTC (link)
Not to mention2: OMG i'm 15 i can't wait to be 16 so i can get my license!!!one!1

I hate to rain on the wank!parade, but F_W isn't supposed to feature wankery from those under 18.

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[info]gal_montag
2004-07-21 07:47 am UTC (link)
Oh crud, I completely forgot. Baleeted forthwith.

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[info]lukita
2004-07-21 12:56 pm UTC (link)
Only no linking to their journals, but if they're in a comm, it's fair game.

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[info]delcj
2004-07-21 07:48 am UTC (link)
OMG your comment has just brought me to the stunning realization of why there is no mocking of comms like that over here. because they are all composed entirely of teenies and they are all naturally wanky like that. why did this never occur to me before?! *facepalm*

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[info]odycee
2004-07-21 09:42 pm UTC (link)
Icon love!

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[info]hermiones_hymen
2004-07-21 06:33 am UTC (link)
When I went to hock my old scanner for rent money, every store turned me away saying that scanners are super cheap now and have no resale value!

So she's just a LIAR too!

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[info]speshulduck
2004-07-21 05:41 am UTC (link)
A whole two members, eh? That's some clique they've got going.

I hope whoever is accepted becomes part of the tight nit group I know we will someday become.

I laughed at that for so many reasons.

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[info]gairid
2004-07-21 05:47 am UTC (link)
Those tight nits....a little RID will do a world of good. *nods sagely*

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[info]littlest_lurker
2004-07-21 06:42 am UTC (link)
It's a really, really exclusive clique.
O.o
o.O


ignore me, I'm in a weird mood

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[info]limyaael
2004-07-21 05:56 am UTC (link)
The already member

This is one that would have been even more fun if she'd misspelled "already."

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[info]beccastareyes
2004-07-21 06:24 am UTC (link)
Every time I see one of these picture-clique-thingees, I have the urge to submit the Zelgadis cosplay picture of me... it is me, it's a full body shot, but under the hair, wig and clothing, you can barely tell I'm female, let alone what I really look like.

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[info]littlest_lurker
2004-07-21 06:47 am UTC (link)
I have the urge to submit Jordan Wood pics...is that wrong?

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[info]beccastareyes
2004-07-21 06:48 am UTC (link)
Only if you claim to be channelling a Harry Potter cast member.

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[info]froda_baggins
2004-07-21 06:27 am UTC (link)
Oh wow. That is too funny. This must be the clique for teenies, because she asks what your favorite boybands/girlbands are.

"leik omg u don leik teh bacstreet boiz?!?!11oneone!"

*snorts*

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[info]diamonde
2004-07-21 07:25 am UTC (link)
If I had a clique, I certainly wouldn't be letting in people who don't like the Backstreet Boys. I'd rather have teenies who squee than whiners who tell me that my taste in music isn't high-brow enough for them and I probably only like boybands because they're gay and not threatening to my delicate girlyhood.

But mostly because I'd like to open every clique meeting with a rousing off-key chorus of 'larger than life' and that would be hard if they didn't know the words.

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[info]missi
2004-07-21 07:38 am UTC (link)
I. um.

I can sign "I Want It That Way", omgcanibeinyourclique?!?!

no, seriously.

no, seriously.

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[info]diamonde
2004-07-23 10:34 am UTC (link)
I'm not sure whether you mean sign or sing there, but either way, you're in! *g*

How about Space Cowboy?

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[info]adinaj69
2004-07-21 10:59 am UTC (link)
ICON!

NICK/AJ OTP OMG!1!shift!!

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[info]diamonde
2004-07-23 10:41 am UTC (link)
Hell yeah. *waves lighter in the air*

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[info]gal_montag
2004-07-21 07:33 am UTC (link)
I like boybands.

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(Anonymous)
2004-07-21 06:30 am UTC (link)
They're so elite, they invented the word 'Mauder'. Wow I want to join them!!!!111

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[info]kicklecubicle
2004-07-21 07:05 am UTC (link)
I am strongly resisting the urge to apply with answers like this-

Favorite Food: Babies
Favorite Drinks: Juicified babies
Favorite Fruits: Twizzlers
Favorite Sites: coolwebsearch.com
Favorite animal: Robots
Favorite Mauder: Bea Arthur

And so on...

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[info]lovelyweapon
2004-07-21 07:07 am UTC (link)
mmm, babies.

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[info]gal_montag
2004-07-21 07:42 am UTC (link)
You should go for it, I was tempted to do that myself.

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[info]chaoscheebs
2004-07-21 07:54 am UTC (link)
Favorite Mauder: Bea Arthur

You? You = T3H WIN for that.

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[info]pokecheck
2004-07-21 07:53 am UTC (link)
Favorite Quidditch position:

Ummmmmm, that would be riding high in the friendly skies on Oliver Wood's broomstick...if yannowhattamean.

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[info]tami_brown
2004-07-21 08:11 am UTC (link)
Nice to see I am not the only one whos mind decided to take a side trip to the gutter on that one.

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[info]ultimate_cin
2004-07-22 04:06 am UTC (link)
Ditto!

(And btw, they really need to bring Wood back....like as a teacher or something....just because he's hot and I loved his accent...;))

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[info]enkogneatoh
2004-07-22 05:28 pm UTC (link)
Didn't see the original link, but as someone else pointed out, the underage rule only applies to personal journals, not posts in public communities.

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[info]gal_montag
2004-07-22 11:41 pm UTC (link)
The community belongs to the 15 year old, so where does that fall?

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[info]l_s_q
2004-07-23 03:40 am UTC (link)
I think that's OK- I'm sure comms owned by under 18s have been wanked in the past.

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