Spider....baby?
http://www.aintitcoolnews.com/display.cgi?id=17965
In a brief interview with Kirsten Dunst she says that she has no plans to be in a fourth or fifth Spider-Man movie and muses on the idea of killing off Spider-Man and having Mary Jane carry his 'spider' baby.
I'm not making this up.
Naturally this explodes in wank in the comments, everything from 'Dunst sucks' to 'kids today don't read comics'.
I think I'll let PA's Gabe speak for me on this one....