Log In

Home
    - Create Journal
    - Update
    - Download

LiveJournal
    - News
    - Paid Accounts
    - Contributors

Customize
    - Customize Journal
    - Create Style
    - Edit Style

Find Users
    - Random!
    - By Region
    - By Interest
    - Search

Edit ...
    - Personal Info &
      Settings
    - Your Friends
    - Old Entries
    - Your Pictures
    - Your Password

Developer Area

Need Help?
    - Lost Password?
    - Freq. Asked
      Questions
    - Support Area



Becca Stareyes ([info]beccastareyes) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2004-07-22 11:30:00


Previous Entry  Add to memories!  Tell a Friend!  Next Entry
Current mood:E-V-O-L

D&D Geeks... Will They Ever Learn?
I was involved in this, but not enough to justify posting to [info]i_wank. And I would consider D&D a fandom.

Meet Roleplayers the LJ community for... you guessed it, roleplayers. It's a good place to talk about your pen-and-paper games.

Meet D'Nabre, a D&D player. He owns The Book of Vile Darkness a D&D supplement devoted to all of the nasty, creepy, icky evil things. He has a question about spell components. D&D rules say if a cost wasn't listed for a spell component, it can be assumed to be part of a wizard/sorcerer's standard spell component pouch. Well, some of the components from BovD are... questionable. Like the one he was asking about, the heart of an elven child.

I believe this quote from bloodangel sums up the reaction (and the wank): "Better yet, you could ignore the steaming pile of feces that is the Book of Vile Darkness and create three-dimensional campaign villains with personalities and aspirations beyond being as evil and offensive as possible."

The nature of evil D&D PCs and moral ambiguity in a universe where you wear your alignment on your metaphysical sleeve figures heavily. Much insult-hurling happens between those who like evil PCs sometimes and those who cannot stand the fact that some people run around being the bad guys. Very few people remember the original question.

So how much does an elven child's heart cost? Well, the OP asked on Wizards' Official forum and got steered to a table that said one silver piece.



(Post a new comment)


[info]naienko
2004-07-22 08:59 pm UTC (link)
I hope you saved it, because your link leads to lj's latest standard page for 'deleted post'.

(Reply to this)(Thread)


[info]beccastareyes
2004-07-22 09:04 pm UTC (link)
...

No, I just typed in the wrong link. I feel stupid now. ::goes to edit::

(Reply to this)(Parent)


[info]plazmah
2004-07-22 09:14 pm UTC (link)
I thought this was somewhat amusing. I love that Zoloft blob.

(Reply to this)(Thread)


[info]shiori
2004-07-23 01:34 am UTC (link)
I'm just happy that they direct-linked from Something Awful. That's where the thread's real fun is waiting to happen!

(Reply to this)(Parent)

Zoloft Icon
[info]karmakaze
2004-07-23 04:51 pm UTC (link)
My favorite (if I do say so myself) is this:

(Reply to this)(Parent)


(Anonymous)
2004-07-22 11:03 pm UTC (link)
I think my ex-boyfriend's in that wank. *shudder*

(Reply to this)


[info]iczer6
2004-07-22 11:13 pm UTC (link)
Personally I find the folks preaching about how playing an 'evil' character is Bad, and Wrong, and You WILL Go To Hell For It, to be far more annoying then the guy who had the gall to ask a question about fictional spell components.


Icz

(Reply to this)(Thread)


[info]beccastareyes
2004-07-23 12:17 am UTC (link)
Eh, that's where I thought the wank was. You gotta love it when people who ask innocent (or at least not obviously trolling) questions get jumped on. Kind of like the uncautious newbie who asks 'What's the deal with slash? I don't get it.' in a fandom forum, and twits who should know better play the 'OMGHomophobe!' card. (This happens about once every six months or so in the anime forums I frequent.)

(Reply to this)(Parent)


wizzard
2004-07-23 12:48 am UTC (link)
I was playing evil PCs at age 8 and I turned out, well evil, but I'm sure D&D had nothing to do with it.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]kijikun
2004-07-23 01:00 am UTC (link)
Hey evil is only live spelled backwards and we all want to live don't we?

/random Rock&Rule qoute

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]iczer6
2004-07-23 05:07 am UTC (link)
I always did find that oddly troubling....



Icz

(Reply to this)(Parent)


[info]kijikun
2004-07-22 11:14 pm UTC (link)
I find the most amusing part of all of that is that a elven child's heart only cost on peice of sliver.

(Reply to this)(Thread)


[info]sporked
2004-07-22 11:26 pm UTC (link)
Seriously. It's hardly worth the bother of slaughtering them.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]kijikun
2004-07-22 11:34 pm UTC (link)
You'd think they'd cost a bit more, they are the hearts of elven children after all and they can't be the easest thing to get a hold of.

Elves aren't known for being all forgiving to people that kill their children.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]calluna
2004-07-23 12:57 am UTC (link)
Lack of demand, maybe? I don't think I'd want to be the one who had the heart when the elves came looking for it. ;)

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]kijikun
2004-07-23 12:59 am UTC (link)
I guess it would have to be on hellva spell then to risk it.

(Reply to this)(Parent)


[info]sesana
2004-07-23 06:25 am UTC (link)
How much is that, comparatively? I know nothing about DnD, but it did strike me as being kind of cheap. What else is about in that price range?

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]beccastareyes
2004-07-23 08:18 am UTC (link)
Let's see... ::Digs out her D&D references::

Well, for one silver piece, you can buy...

A pound of iron
5 chickens
A bedroll
A metal fishhoook
An inkpen
An oil lamp
A pint of oil
An empty sack
A set of peasant's clothing
A day's worth of poor meals

And most weapons are listed in gold pieces (10 silver pieces = 1 gold piece) I begint to think the writers are on crack. And that the elves really need to stop the child slave-and-organ trade.

(Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)


[info]sesana
2004-07-23 08:26 am UTC (link)
Um... Yeah. But maybe elves have two hearts, like Klingons. So it'd be the fantasy equivalent of selling a spare kidney on the black market for drug money. I actually kind of like that idea...

(Reply to this)(Parent)


(Anonymous)
2004-07-24 02:39 am UTC (link)
Anyone have a code for me? This is bloodangel, by the way. Drama follows me like a loyal dog and I feel that I could made some interesting contributions. :D

spookyelectric1@mac.com

(Reply to this)


 
   
Privacy Policy - COPPA
Legal Disclaimer - Site Map