LOTR wank... which has nothing to do with LOTR.
An entirely off topic post gets put up in the lordoftherings community, in which lijs_lil_star (apparently 18, although you wouldn't guess) asks for relationship advice. From a community of a couple thousand LOTR fans.

Not much wank in the initial post, although there is this charmingly incoherent response to someone asking why she doesn't just search for an advice community:

well then ppl that dont care about there friends in this community should go away. becuz were all here for eachother. and ive had MANY wonderful replies that have helped greatly from people that really do care, and i dont even have to know them. besides people in the community are better than anyone in some other community. people here i actually trust. so next the snooty attitude comes up about people needing help, take it to someone else not the person that is looking for some advice becuz your no help to them.

The OP then decides to update with another post, telling everyone who disagreed with her in the last post to 'suck it', and including a quote from FOTR to make it on-topic.

A third post, entitled 'who the heck says you have to follow rules all the dang time' follows this, but not many people have taken the bait yet.

And what wank would be complete without a I'm leaving post...

ETA: angsty poem in OP's journal! Only she didn't actually bother writing it, she just copied it out of Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul. (no, really)

ETA2: Whadda know, there are moderators in that community. 3 of the above links are now BALETED.