My first wank! *pets it* And it's a Marysue wank.
Over at The Mary Sue Community, everyone was having fun with the newest Narnia Stu.

Then Farla comments with On the plus side, unlike most of the original creators, CS Lewis deserves a gay stu rewriting his book. Stupid uptight bigot.

She goes on to say how CS Lewis was racist and sexist, and how all the girls in his books were evil and not allowed to 'act like girls'.

Many people comment, and the wank has stalled for the moment, but only because it's past Farla's bedtime.