Pedophiles say the darndest things!
For those of you who weren't aware of its existence, there was a once wonderful site known as F*CKIN Otaku", a place on the internet that served as a sort of refuge and sanctuary from the herd-following mentality, cold elitism and overall sheer stupidity that has infected the anime fandom and which only continues to grow into a giant puss-oozing, festering sore. It was a place where healthy, reality-grounded individuals who just happened to enjoy anime, who didn't worship Japan and everything related to it, could unite to form a community that promoted intelligent discussion and debate concerning all things anime and animated, free of the self-righteous, judgmental overtones and smug, pretentious air that permeates many other similarly-themed communities and forums.

And then...

the pedophiles invaded.

During a recent thread addressing the issue of child erotica in which is posted a link to an article on websites that get away with posting material of this nature because they technically don't qualify as "child porn", this charming gentleman who goes by the name of CrackPr0n comes along, and somehow interprets this thread as nothing more than a personal attack against him and his sexual attraction and interest in girls that look to be about 14. To which others at the forum calmly respond by pointing out that the article in question which provoked this discussion in the first place, did not concern teenagers being exploited in a sexual manner, but in fact referred to pre-pubescent children being objectified and exploited in this way, and that that was primarily what the people commenting on the thread were concerned about and disgusted by. Clearly no one was accusing him or anyone else of being a pedophile simply for being interested in high school girls.

However, he then brought along his cleverly named sockpuppet army (which included "Censored Vagina" and "not a guest I swear"), and that's when the fun really began. Arguments that are brought up include the classic "pedophilia is not a disease but a sexual orientation" complete with just beautiful comparisons to homosexuality and other actually legitimate sexual orientations, and how children as young as 3 can in fact consent to sexual touching and intercourse with an adult. But wait, there's more!

Our old friend CrackPr0n then decides to start his own thread where he angrily accuses the people at the site of being hypocrites and elitists, just because they dare to look down upon lolicon and shotacon and happen to not share his personal kinks and fetishes.



Favourite moments:

"As for animated. So, thinking CCS is hawt is wrong? So is thinking a 24 yr. old animated character is hawt wrong? No? Okay, what if I told you that 24 yr. old is really only 6 years old, but due to magic she looks 26. That girl that looks like she's 8, no she's really 21. She is just under a curse to never age in appearance. Is it still wrong now?"

"And yes, I happen to find Nevada-tan waaaaaaaaaaaaaay cute"

That’s it, I now declare this positively the most frightening and disturbing wank in the history of ever. Now if you’ll so kindly excuse me, I believe I’m going to go give my brain the bleach treatment.