Current mood:

embarrassed

FMA. Always there for Wankiness.
All right, I am aware that I am about to make myself look very bad as one of the chief wankers in this scenario, but looking back now that I am calm, it was such a good wank, and no one else will report it so ... whether it makes me look bad or not, who am I to deprive others of wank?

Long story short.

A couple girls, who happen to be part of a large, established forum community, become very, very obsessed with the anime Full Metal Alchemist. Some guys from the said community complain, saying that FMA is totally spamming their friends list and they don`t want to hear about it. The entire thing starts as a joke.

One of said guys creates a Thread at said community, devoted to the destruction of Roy Mustang, who has been the center of the fangirlish squealing from the girls above. In retaliation, some silly bint (read: me) starts another thread, this one calling all Mustang fans to arms for the defence of their beloved Colonel. At this point, it is still a joke.

More threads pop up! There are those who couldn`t care less for Roy either way! There are those who love and support ALL FMA, not just the Colonel! There are those who haven`t a bloody clue who the hell Roy Mustang is, but want in on the action anyways!

It`s basically a harmless joke with some underlying, but harmless tension, until one of girls who has been slightly absent from online life the past week makes a post about what`s going on and is flooded with spam from the angry community members who are tired of hearing about the Roy! The aformentioned silly bint (read: me) needlessly involves herself and then, blindly brings the LiveJournal matter into the forum (it`s about 3/4 down the page) and the entire world gets into it. Much bitchings go on there, and in the journals of the two present fangirls, not to mention what was traded in the official chat.

This all proves, yet again, that the FMA fandom cannot go three days without it wanking up somewhere. -_-

Feel free to pellet me with small stones on my way out.

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(Anonymous)
2004-08-04 09:08 am UTC (link)

... I just realized that the thing that makes me want to stay as far as possible from Hagaren is... the fandom.

*headdesk*

Although this time, it's the trolls' fault. ^_^;; But still...

Why isn't anyone wanking MPD Psycho, or BECK or MONSTER or any other of my most beloved fandoms, dammit?
... Oh, because no one knows about those series. That's why. x_x;;;

-- amamiyarin @ lj

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	feenix 2004-08-04 09:49 am UTC (link)
	... I just realized that the thing that makes me want to stay as far as possible from Hagaren is... the fandom. Ditto. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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lukita
2004-08-04 10:50 am UTC (link)
Who said there couldn't have been sockpuppetry going on? We're just so good at it no one notices.
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(Anonymous)
2004-08-05 04:46 am UTC (link)
with all the alters running around? Heh.
"I'm Tetora!"
"No. You're Amamiya. I'm Tetora."
"No, you two are not! Stop pretending to me, Nishizono Shinji!"
"H...hello... what are... y...you guys... doing?"
"Oh, shut up, you idiots. Let the girl sleep, will you?" >__>;;;

I could just imagine. O_O
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bishounenhuntrs
2004-08-09 03:12 am UTC (link)
And For real stalking too. Both online and offline.
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mucktron
2004-08-04 11:37 am UTC (link)
Why isn't anyone wanking MPD Psycho, or BECK or MONSTER or any other of my most beloved fandoms, dammit?

Well you KNOW those wacky wanky Monster fans. It's alll about Tenma/Johann vs. Lunge/Tenma debates and that awful troll who stole that one BNF's Grimmer icons.

Monster Wank! Thereluvisonameless!
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aloysius
2004-08-04 11:44 am UTC (link)
Don't forget the uke!Tenma vs. seme!Tenma wank. ~~omg tenma is so pritty i wanna rape him!!11!1~~
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mucktron
2004-08-04 12:38 pm UTC (link)
omg soo smexy! ~~I wub Deiter! Wai wai shouta kawaii!~~
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(Anonymous)
2004-08-05 11:32 am UTC (link)
You're joking, aren't you?
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mucktron
2004-08-05 01:06 pm UTC (link)
Well I do love Deiter, but in a cute platonic no-bad-touchie sort of way.
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(Anonymous)
2004-08-05 04:47 am UTC (link)
... no one wants Johann/Nina? >___>;;;
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mucktron
2004-08-05 06:45 am UTC (link)
Omg, twincest is SOOOO 1997.
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(Anonymous)
2004-08-04 06:26 pm UTC (link)
Why isn't anyone wanking MPD Psycho, or BECK or MONSTER or any other of my most beloved fandoms, dammit?

Because the FMA fandom is inherently wanky -- there's something in the ~~water~~ series. Look at the main character of FMA. Look at the main character of Monster. Does Ed go batshit crazy over stupid little things like "You're short?" Yes. Does Tenma? Well, he didn't in the seven episodes that I watched.
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(Anonymous)
2004-08-05 04:47 am UTC (link)
true. Although Johann has issues regarding 'names'. =P
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mucktron
2004-08-05 06:50 am UTC (link)
I'd pay good money to see that.

Lunge: Ah. So this is the established Japanese brain surgon Doctor Tenma. I didn't expect you to be so short.

Tenma: Who's so short that they'd need to stand on a phone book in order to preform a double bypass lumbar puncture!!!

~~does it make me sad that I actually did a google for 'medical jargen' to write that joke?~~
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darkvalkyrie
2004-08-05 06:48 pm UTC (link)
Dude, MPD Psycho is awesome. You're what, the fifth person I've met who reads it? :D
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bardiche
2004-08-04 10:06 am UTC (link)
Hi, Rosa! Fancy meeting you here! Although, just so you know, this was probably better off in i_wank. It's your call, but I'm just trying to cover your arse here.

That said... quite honestly, I saw everything, and I thought the whole thing was rather stupid. Good for a chuckle or two, but ultimately pointless. But damn, did the splooge fly. I was very close to F_Wing it myself, but you clearly beat me to it.

Ah, FESS. Usually reasonable, but when it wanks, it doesn't have the decency to clean up after itself.
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(Anonymous)
2004-08-04 07:18 pm UTC (link)
Ah, FESS. Usually reasonable, but when it wanks, it doesn't have the decency to clean up after itself.

Uh, excuse me, that's MY job to clean up this mess, and personally, I'm doing a fair job of it, if I say so myself...

Maybe FESS has had problems cleaning up in the past, but that's not a reputation Eaichu and myself are going to allow any longer, thankyouverymuch.

- Bus
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bardiche
2004-08-05 01:43 am UTC (link)
Note to self - start clarifying when I'm joking and when I'm being serious.

I may not be an expert on how to say things, but I'm 99% sure that I didn't say FESS was badly modded or anything to that effect. All I said was a comment as to how bad the wanks on FESS can get! I'm sorry if you didn't read my comment in the light-hearted spirit it was meant.
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redjackcash
2004-08-05 03:23 am UTC (link)
Damn, someone has a little too much of their identity tied up in the internet...
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Off Topic: Icon Love.
danceswithelvis
2004-08-05 06:56 am UTC (link)
That icon is just so...hypnotically disturbing. I love it.
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Re: Off Topic: Icon Love.
danceswithelvis
2004-08-05 07:05 am UTC (link)
grrr...user pictures keep disappearing!
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(Anonymous)
2004-08-05 07:25 am UTC (link)
Damn, someone doesn't know who the fuck I am, what I do, or how I do things.

Begone, shit for brains.
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(Anonymous)
2004-08-05 08:23 am UTC (link)
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kijikun
2004-08-05 12:34 am UTC (link)
This is not the comm you're looking for. You want this:i_wank
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iris
2004-08-05 03:49 am UTC (link)
Aw, if I'd realized this got wanked, I wouldn't have deleted all those threads of Leafy acting like a retard from the journal post. Damn. XD
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mynxkittie
2004-08-05 04:11 am UTC (link)
Since I don't really know what this is all about, I will say that every time I hear the name "Roy", I think of the one-shot Simpsons character.

/random
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sarajayechan
2004-08-05 04:14 am UTC (link)
XD I remember him.
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sarajayechan
2004-08-05 04:13 am UTC (link)
This all proves, yet again, that the FMA fandom cannot go three days without it wanking up somewhere. -_-

Nah, it was the spammers who were being wanky this time. XD;

(Must...see...FMA...sometime...)
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(Anonymous)
2004-08-05 04:15 am UTC (link)
It'll be on Cartoon Network in, like, October.

~~But OMG t3h dub r t3h suxx0rz nd w1ll br1ng st00p1d fangirlz!!1!eleventy-one!1!~~
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sarajayechan
2004-08-05 04:22 am UTC (link)
XD Cool!

(Hey, as long as no one speaks in Valley-Girl language or sounds 40 when they're supposed to be 16 or so, it shouldn't be bad.)
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skarrow
2004-08-05 04:44 am UTC (link)
If Al stays cute, the rest of the series can go hang itself. It's all about the Al.
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(Anonymous)
2004-08-07 07:47 pm UTC (link)
Exactly! I was told by people who went to Otakon that Al is played by a woman and sounds fairly similar to the original. I have hope!

-KM
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(Anonymous)
2004-08-05 08:19 pm UTC (link)
I'm so confused. How the hell did Daisuke and D.N. Angel get involved in the "We Love All FMA!" thread?
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