FMA. Always there for Wankiness.
All right, I am aware that I am about to make myself look very bad as one of the chief wankers in this scenario, but looking back now that I am calm, it was such a good wank, and no one else will report it so ... whether it makes me look bad or not, who am I to deprive others of wank?

Long story short.

A couple girls, who happen to be part of a large, established forum community, become very, very obsessed with the anime Full Metal Alchemist. Some guys from the said community complain, saying that FMA is totally spamming their friends list and they don`t want to hear about it. The entire thing starts as a joke.

One of said guys creates a Thread at said community, devoted to the destruction of Roy Mustang, who has been the center of the fangirlish squealing from the girls above. In retaliation, some silly bint (read: me) starts another thread, this one calling all Mustang fans to arms for the defence of their beloved Colonel. At this point, it is still a joke.

More threads pop up! There are those who couldn`t care less for Roy either way! There are those who love and support ALL FMA, not just the Colonel! There are those who haven`t a bloody clue who the hell Roy Mustang is, but want in on the action anyways!

It`s basically a harmless joke with some underlying, but harmless tension, until one of girls who has been slightly absent from online life the past week makes a post about what`s going on and is flooded with spam from the angry community members who are tired of hearing about the Roy! The aformentioned silly bint (read: me) needlessly involves herself and then, blindly brings the LiveJournal matter into the forum (it`s about 3/4 down the page) and the entire world gets into it. Much bitchings go on there, and in the journals of the two present fangirls, not to mention what was traded in the official chat.

This all proves, yet again, that the FMA fandom cannot go three days without it wanking up somewhere. -_-

Feel free to pellet me with small stones on my way out.