Bitching, and whining, and crying! Oh, my!
Mmm, Wicked wank. Yes, everyone wanky from RENT found a brand new bag, and made the big migration west into Oz. At least, that's my theory.

In other words, Wicked brings the wank again! This time, it's slayerbabe, who posts her experiences after a performance of Wicked at the Gershwin Theater stage door. Please note: slayerbabe did not actually see the performance of Wicked in question, she just came to harrass the cast after a good heaping of RENT in the Big Apple.

Among the "funny stuff": Michelle Federer followed, and she's definitely quite swift. She pulled this whole 'disappearing act', as a few of us called it. I swear, it was like she came out of the stage door, went to the end to sign stuff, and then came out of the stage door again. Anyway, she wasn't the nicest person in the world, so Meghan took it upon herself to make the crowd laugh a little by yelling, "Hey Nessa! Remember that night in Hawaii?!" Pretty hysterical.

A wank recap: Michelle Federer (a cast member, one of the featured performers) pulls "a disappearing act," yet actually signs objects for fans, but she's still totally a heinous bitch somehow, so it requires a bad, drunken, Polynesian reference.

So then Mr. "I'm hot and a formber [sic] NKOTB" Joey McIntyre comes out. People call Idina a diva? Pfft. So, by this point Meghan and I are both pretty cracked out (she met her idol, Adam Pascal, earlier in the day) and decide we're going to mess with him. So he comes up and signs my pamphlet thing, and goes to sign Meg's stuff and she says "Hey Joey!! Are you 'hangin' tough'?", and he gives a little smirk and I take a picture of the two of them. So then he tries to move on, and she says "Aw, Joe, you got 'the right stuff'!!" and he glares at her. And I burst into the "oh oh oh oh oh..", and he's getting mildly irritated. So finally he goes to get in his car, and I just yell, "PLEASE DON'T GO JOEEEEEE!!!!!!" The crowd of people laugh, a lot, and Meghan and I are suddenly the funny ones in the bunch.

Wank recap part deux: Former RENT Roger Adam Pascal creates inebriated-like states in teen girls, causing them to make strange come-ons to former early-90s teen idols. Joey McIntyre is a diva because he was once in NKOTB and does not appreciate banal NKOTB song references. Yet, he signs things and poses for a picture, regardless. He's repaid with more banal NKOTB song references.

Needless to say, some think it's pretty funny lol, but also the Wicked world explodes. HEY, wahhh, you weren't there! You don't know me!! ...Okay, it was a little dumb. OMG, put your face in check, okay? He's not famous anymore! Anonymouse pops up and adds, their jus muzik luvrs ok??!. Someone else inquires, Were you even alive during NKOTB?. The girls shoot back with, Are you even in this community, biznitch??!.

This debacle also churns out two PLZ BE NICE THNX posts. All in all, a pretty great wankin' day.